EVENING NIGHTCAP: L'Oreal Fashuuun Show. Octomom Is A Grandma. Diddy Gets A Cell Mate.

 

► I know many of you are into fashuun, so here's a recap of the L'Oreal Fashion Show that took place yesterday at Paris. I thought L'Oreal made makeup and hair color. Eh, whatever. I'm not sure what they're peddling in this runway show.  It's a slow news day. Read More

Comment:  First up is Eva Longoria strutting down the runaway wearing a roll of gauze bandage, a necklace that reminds me of dental floss, and giving her best Princess Di wave to the peasants. Viola Davis (who I adored!) wore what looked like a yellow hair scrunchie with a tail as an homage to a bumble bee. Jane Fonda decided to dip herself in silver from head to toe as a geriatric disco ball. Jane's hair is giving me 1980's news anchor. I do like her sneakers! Cara Delewhatever sashayed as a back alley flasher with her haute couture red undies with a trench coat. Then there's Bethanny Frankel. Her dress looks like a venus flytrap vying for the attention of praying mantis. The worst outfit was worn by Temiloluwa Otedola. It looks like the offspring from a one nightstand between a whoopie cushion and a croissant.

Eva Longoria at the L'Oreal Fashion Show. Photo: Getty / WWD.com

Viola Davis at the L'Oreal Fashion Show. Photo: Getty / WWD

 

Jane Fonda at the L'Oreal Fashion Show. Photo: Getty / WWD.com

Cara Delevigne at L'Oreal Fashion Show. Photo: Getty / WWD

Bethanny Frankel at the L'Oreal Fashion Show. Photo: Getty / WWD

Temiloluwa Otedola at L'Oreal Fashion Show. Photo: Getty / WWD

 

► Back in 2009, Nadya Suleman gave birth to 8 kids, earning her the title of "Octomom" and human Pez dispenser. At the time people were shocked and pissed that she willingly got pregnant via invitro when she already had 6 kids, was unemployed, and financially struggling. I guess making good decisions is not one of her strengths. Anyhoo, over the years, she's kept a low profile as she raised her gaggle of 14 kids. Well, the 49 year old Octomom can embrace the title of grandma. One of her 10 sons (a 21 yr) and his significant other gave birth to a baby girl.   Read More

Comment:  I got nothing to add. Congrats to her son and his significant other for procreating. 

Nadya Suleman celebrating the 15th birthday of her octuplets on January 27. Photo: Nadya Suleman; Instagram/People.com

 

► Sean "Diddy" Combs has been a guest of the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn, NY (better known jail) awaiting federal trial on a list of changes that include sex trafficking, racketeering, sexual abuse, and being an arrogant ahole. He's been denied bail TWICE because he's seen as a flight risk and a danger to potential witnesses. Enter Sam Bankman-Fried, the crypto scheme swindler who was sentenced to 25 years in federal prison. Sam has appealed his case and while he waits, he's enjoying the hospitality of NYC jail. Supposedly, Sam and Diddy have been assigned as cell mates, bu the Federal Bureau of Prisons will not confirm it. No word if the two of them will be braiding each other's hair or swapping recipes for prison hooch.  Read More

Sean Combs and Sam Bankman-Fried. Photo: NBC New York

Comment:  Sam Bankman-Fried has been complaining that the conditions are "horrendous" because he's a vegan and has only been eating bread, peanut butter, and water. Diddy is whining that the conditions in the bunk style barracks of the jail are "horrific". Get used to it, you degenerate ahole.  BTW, I also read that Diddy is on suicide watch. I can see him taking the chicken shit way out like Jeffrey Epstein.