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  Mark Hamill - American actor, voice artist and writer - 73 Brendan Jordan - Youtuber and model - 25 RosalĂ­a - Spanish singer-songwriter, producer, actress and musician - 32 Annabelle Wallis - English actress - 40 Donald Glover - American actor, comedian, singer, rapper, writer producer - 41 T.I. - American rapper - 44 Jodie Kidd - English fashion model and tv personality - 46 Clea DuVall - American actress and filmmaker - 47 Santigold - American singer-songwriter - 48 Declan Donnelly - British tv presenter, producer, former singer, rapper, comedian, actor - 49 Matt Hasselbeck - American former professional football player - 49 Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - American former actress, singer, model - 51 Bridget Marquardt - American tv personality - 51 Hal Sparks - American comedian, actor, musician, tv personality - 55 Will Smith - American actor, film producer and rapper - 56 Catherine Zeta-Jones - Welsh actress - 55 Jason Flemyng - English actor - 58 Scottie Pippen - American for

EVENING NIGHTCAP: L'Oreal Fashuuun Show. Octomom Is A Grandma. Diddy Gets A Cell Mate.

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  ► I know many of you are into fashuun, so here's a recap of the L'Oreal Fashion Show that took place yesterday at Paris. I thought L'Oreal made makeup and hair color. Eh, whatever. I'm not sure what they're peddling in this runway show.  It's a slow news day. Read More Comment:   First up is Eva Longoria strutting down the runaway wearing a roll of gauze bandage, a necklace that reminds me of dental floss, and giving her best Princess Di wave to the peasants. Viola Davis (who I adored!) wore what looked like a yellow hair scrunchie with a tail as an homage to a bumble bee. Jane Fonda decided to dip herself in silver from head to toe as a geriatric disco ball. Jane's hair is giving me 1980's news anchor. I do like her sneakers! Cara Delewhatever sashayed as a back alley flasher with her haute couture red undies with a trench coat. Then there's Bethanny Frankel. Her dress looks like a venus flytrap vying for the attention of praying mantis. The worst

OPEN POST: Erik & Lyle Menendez Speak Out!

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  Ryan Murphy's Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story debuted this past week and has made quite the splash with viewers. But just in case you've not gotten enough Menendez madness, Netflix is also releasing a documentary on the case that will be released Oct. 7th. The doc features interviews with the brothers from prison, where they share their side of the story and comment on the shifting public perception of their case. Will you be tuning in, Peckers? Credit: Sygma via Getty Images

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Caption This! Winners for 9/23

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

Birthday Hors

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  Jim Henson - American puppeteer, animator, actor, inventor, filmmaker - (1936-1990) Ben Platt - American actor, singer-songwriter - 31 Kreayshawn - American rapper, singer, and music video director - 35 Pia Wurtzbach - Filipina model, actress and beauty queen - 35 Jessica Lucas - Canadian actress - 39 Kimberley Nixon - Welsh actress - 39 BenDeLaCreme - American drag queen, burlesque performer, and actor - 42 Morgan Hamm - American retired artistic gymnast - 42 Paul Hamm - American retired artistic gymnast - 42 Ross Mathews - American tv host and personality - 45 Ian Bohen - American actor - 48 Stephanie McMahon - American businesswoman and retired professional wrestler - 48 Jackie Sandler - American actress and former model - 50 Shawn Crahan - American musician - 55 Robert Irvine - English celebrity chef and talk show host - 59 Janet Weiss - American drummer - 59 Nia Vardalos - Canadian actress and screenwriter - 62 Steve Whitmire - American puppeteer - 65 Dame Harriet Walter -

PECKERWOOD AFTER DARK: Quiz Show Edition!

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EVENING NIGHTCAP: Janet Made A Mess. Anaconda Getting Rebooted Re-Imagined. John + SAS = 32 Minutes.

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  ► Who would have guess that Janet Jackson was drinking from the MAGA fire hose. During an interview with The Guardian which was described by the reporter as "sprawling and confusing", Ms. Jackson  decided to show her ignorance by passing along MAGA wackadoodle thinking by insinuating that VP Kamala Harris is not black. Janet took a running leap when she did a cannonball into the MAGA pool of crap. Here's how the exchange with the reporter went down.  Read More "Well, you know what they supposedly said? She’s not Black. That’s what I heard. That she’s Indian,” she (Janet Jackson) told the reporter. When the profile writer clarified that she is of both Black and South Asian heritage, Jackson answered, “Her father’s white. That’s what I was told. I mean, I haven’t watched the news in a few days. I was told they discovered her father was white.” Janet was immediately called out by social media for spreading falsehoods. On Sunday, in a statement made by Janet (v

OPEN POST: Stumbling Into Monday!

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Summer is bye-bitched and done. Let the shenanigans begin. The unholy trifecta of Halloween, Thanksgiving and all those damn Winter Holidays are upon us. Be afraid. Be very afraid. 

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Birthday Hors

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  Romy Schneider - German-French actress - (1938-1982) Jordyn Woods - American model, socialite - 27 Skylar Astin - American actor and singer. - 37 Hasan Minhaj - American comedian, writer, producer, actor, and tv host - 39 Anneliese van der Pol - Dutch-born American actress and singer - 40 Roxxxy Andrews - American drag performer - 43 Brandon Victor Dixon - American actor, singer and theatrical producer - 43 Natalie Horler - German singer and tv presenter, lead singer of Cascada - 43 Anthony Mackie - American actor - 46 Liberty Ross - English model - 46 Kip Pardue - American actor and model - 49 Layzie Bone - American rapper - 50 Darcey Silva - American tv personality, entrepreneur, actress - 50 Sam Bettens - Belgian musician and the lead singer of K's Choice - 52 Jermaine Dupri - American rapper, singer-songwriter, record executive - 52 Ani DiFranco - American-Canadian singer-songwriter - 54 LisaRaye McCoy - American actress - 57 Chi McBride - American actor - 63 Jason Alex

Post A Pup Sundays! DOGUE Magazine, Tim Walz's Scout, Octavian's Last Run; Post Your Babies, Tell A Story, Memes and Etc.

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On October 23, 2023, Governor Tim Walz of Minnesota received an urgent text from his wife, Gwen. It wasn’t about her. Or their daughter, Hope. Or their son, Gus. It was about their dog. “Scout locked himself in our bedroom somehow,” she wrote. “There is no key.” The governor reacted with a question mark. Then, he screenshotted their conversation and posted it to X. “This damn dog,” he tweeted. In 2017, Tim Walz made Gus a promise. If he won the election for Minnesota governor the following year, the family could get a dog. A high-wire and stressful campaign season unfolded over the next several months. But despite the craziness, his son didn’t forget. (He wasn’t the type: Several years before, he delivered a detailed PowerPoint presentation on why they should get a cat. “To be honest, the fight for the cat was one of Gus’s premier projects,” Walz told reporters at the time. “Sold my wife.”) Nine months after his January inauguration, Walz scheduled a press conference. The reason? “Afte

OPEN POST: Gene Kelly Was The Sex!

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  Fred Astaire had the skills and the polish. Gene Kelly had the skills and the sex. Though he left us in 1996 at age 83, he remains the premiere Hollywood practitioner of dance as brash bravado and potent, earthy sexuality.  Some might say that Rudolph Valentino was the better dance-as-sex practitioner, but time has not been kind to his tango scenes, which now look strained, and at times, comical. It really was another time. Gene's endures because of his seemingly effortless moves and brawny masculinity, which was at once thrilling, but never crude. The old adage "women wanted him, men wanted to be him" must have been conjured up with him in mind.  Before Fosse revitalized dance for the modern age - giving it a refined and cooler-than-cool touch of sleaze - Gene was the go-to for dance and eroticism. Only Cyd Charisse was his rival, a dancer whose every move seemed to say, "Touch me if you dare." Together? They were a bonfire.  Yet no matter how many dancers an

Birthday Hors

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Nick Cave - Australian musician, writer and actor - 67 Tom Felton - English actor - 37 Teyonah Parris - American actress - 37 Rima Fakih Slaiby - American former professional wrestler - 39 Tatiana Maslany - Canadian actress - 39 Laura Vandervoort - Canadian actress - 40 Katie Lowes - American actress and theatre director - 42 Billie Piper - English actress and former singer - 42 Daniella Alonso - American actress and former model - 46 Mireille Enos - American actress - 49 Chris Tallman - American actor and comedian - 54 Mystikal - American rapper and rapper - 54 Sue Perkins - English actress, broadcaster, comedian, presenter and writer - 55 Dan Bucatinsky - American actor, writer and producer - 59 Bonnie Hunt - American actress, comedian, director, producer, writer, tv host - 63 Catherine Oxenberg - American actress - 63 Tai Babilonia - American former pair skater - 65 Andrea Bocelli - Italian tenor - 66 Joan Jett - American singer-songwriter, guitarist, record producer and actre

OPEN POST: Are You a Plant Parent?

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  As I was watering my 30+ plants today I thought I'd ask you Peckers how enthusiastic you are about plants, and how many you have if you do! I know some of you have VERY green thumbs and it's always a delight to see the spoils of your hard work on here. As far as houseplants, what are your favourites? Mine is probably the simple Pothos. It grows well, creates a beautiful accent to any home, and propagating it with little jars makes me feel like a green witch!  Source: textapotato