I receive lots of artsy stuff on my phone from Gurgle alerts (or whatever the hell it's called) because hey, I'm an artsy kind of dude, and articles like this delight me. It's funny and sweet and just exactly what we all need sometimes. Courteously of Street Art Utopia:  Playing With Statues (19 photos) - STREET ART UTOPIA ! She is clearly not here for his bullshit: Meanwhile: "Did you see what Archimedes was wearing last night when it started raining upon the Acropolis? His raiment might as well have been transparent! It is likely he will sire bountiful offspring with that mighty phallus which bounces to and fro so distractingly beneath his garments, but my sympathies are entirely with the overburdened whisker biscuit of his chosen mate!"