► The Westminster Kennel Show crowned a new winner. The new HBIC is Penny, a beautiful Doberman. Penny is 4 years old and hails from Reseda, California. When asked to comment on her victory, Penny said, "arf, bow-wow, grrr, bow-wow-wow."  Translation: "I won bitches!". Her favorite hobbies are long walks on the beach, giving her owner the evil eye when dinner is late, and trash talking at the dog park. Wait a sec...those are MY dog's favorite past times. Penny had some fierce competition that included:  Read More Graham - Old English Sheep Dog JJ - Lhasa Apso Cookie - Maltese Zaida - Afghan Hound Cota - Chesapeake Bay Retriever Wager - Smooth Fox Terrier Penny, the winner of Best in Show at Westminster. Photo: Getty Images / Westminster Kennel Club Comment : Penny strutted her stuff  like a seasoned pro. She waked, trotted, and sashayed like a champ who knows she's going places. Penny IS the Suzanne Sugarbaker of the dog world. If you don't know who t...

    ► I  was going to make this post about the X-rated parade at the Grammys. Frankly, it bored me and it's been talked to death. Chappelle Roan and Heidi Klum cemented their status as tacky, one dimensional stunt queens . Whatever shred of dignity they had ran out the door like a guest at a Dahmer dinner party.  I do want to chat about one item at the event that didn't get the media attention it deserved: Lauryn Hill and the duvet she wore from the Mortia Adams collection. Lauryn Hill hasn't performed live in ages (over 10+ years). Her performance paid tribute to the late D'Angelo and Roberta Flack (who originally sang one of Lauryn's biggest hits). At least Lauryn didn't insult viewers by showing up wearing an eye patch on her cooch and Frog Tape on her nips.  Lauryn opted to dress like she was auditioning for RuPaul pays tribute to mafia queens.   Read More   Comment:  The shitty outfit was a distraction from her performance. Between the duvet...

  ► The angry Keebler Elf (Govt Name: Ellen DeGeneres, 68) is promoting her "Kind Science" skincare line via the informercial route. Yea, a shameless cash grab for someone with a reported net worth of $500 million. The name is kinda stupid. Kind Science? As to what...Unkind Science? Anyhoo, the line was co-created  in 2021 with Victoria Jackson (the skin care guru and not the ex-SNL MAGA nutjob). When she still had her talk show, Ellen wasn't shy about plugging it to the audience. When she got cancelled for being an angry, mean elf with a Napoléon complex, the product became an elf on the shelf. The new infomercial features Ellen asking people to "come up, buy it" while looking like she lost a fight in a laundromat dryer full of random socks.   Read More Ellen DeGeneres in new informercial for Kind Science. Photo: Kind Science / MSN.com Comment : Ellen is the last person who should be selling skincare products. She looks like she sleeps inside a food dehydrator....

  Programming Note: For the next few weeks, I will be posting sporadically due to my work schedule. Thank you for your understanding. ► The court jester of celeb nepo brats, Jayden Smith (27) debuted his new fashion line for Christian Louboutain at Paris Fashion Week. Jayden was hired as the Men's Wear Creative Director for the fashion house. Despite having no formal training, no experience, zero qualifications and the fashion prowess of ranch dressing, he was given a free reign. So what did he come up with? Overpriced garbage for men with a fetish for faux fur.  The line includes faux fur boots, furry hats, furry vest...it's the wet dream of Gossamer, the red furry monster of Looney Tunes. Or Elmo. Or Bigfoot. Take your pick. BTW the faux fur boots cost $2,900; and the faux fur baseball cap $1,500. I can buy a bag of fake fur $15 and achieve better results. It doesn't take talent. As part of his attempt to create buzz and promote the line, Jayden painted himself red. He re...

  ► Convicted fraudster and patron saint of scams, Billy McFarland, has announced a new grift  event. In case you forgot, Billy served 4 years in prison for the Fyre Festival scam. He still owes $26 million in restitution. So he's doing whatever he can to continue his illustrious career of stunts, scams, pranks, and grifts to pay off his debt. When he was released from prison, he tried launching Fyre Festival 2. It never happened. On the plus side, he sold the Fyre brand on ebay for $245,000. Um...someone clearly overpaid. I wouldn't given him 45-cents. His latest money making scheme? To jet ski from Honduras to Venezuela (1,500 miles or 2,400 km) and live stream it for $$. He claims he's being paid for the stunt but didn't say how much or who's paying him. Let's hope he's being paid in canned luncheon meat, stale bread, moldy cheese, and styrofoam containers. When asked why he's doing it, he farted this out:   Read More  “The only way to pay back $20 mi...

  Warning : Grab a barf bag because today's theme is: Icky people who can't keep their hands to themselves. Feel free to skip reading and instead watch this video of cats zoomies.    ► Spanish crooner Julio Iglesias (82) who has sold a gazillion records and had the massive 1980's hit, "To All The Girls I've Loved Before" is being accused by two former employees of unsavory behavior and being a d-bag. The legal complaints were filed with the courts in Spain. The 2 female employees claim that senior members of Julio's staff recruited young women at his mansions. He has houses in Spain, the Bahamas, Dominican Republic...and who knows where else. The complaint states the women were, "treated like slaves in his house of horrors". The abuse allegations include being forced into non-consensual threesome with Julio and a senior staff member, unwanted touching, grabbing, kissing, and being subjected to insults and humiliating behavior. The complaint also ...

   ► Some people have zero respect for wildlife. They seem to think that mother nature and her critters are here for their juvenile amusement. A tourist at the Tourons of National Park found out the hard way what happens when you behave like an ahole dipped in stupidity, and in return nature gives you a steaming bowl of instant karma. A driver came upon an elk in the middle of a road who was minding it's own business. Instead of letting the elk cross, the driver decided to slow down and taunt the beast. The entire thing was caught on video by the park. The driver started talking trash to elk by saying, "Watch out buddy. You wanna fight? You wanna go bud." The elk wasn't in the mood to deal with yet another reject of Darwin's Theory of Evolution. The elk rammed its antlers into the car's front tire, deflating it along with the ahole's ego. The elk then sashayed unharmed telling the driver (in elk-speak), "who's your daddy now".  Well done!   R...