► Madonna (67) is getting in on the grifting education game by offering an online course for $30.00 / a month. The course, "The Mystical Studies of the Zohar" is a master class taught by her and some dude at the Kabbalah Center. Um, okay. The name of the class is better suited as the working title for movie mash up of Ghostbusters & Big. Wasn't Zohar the name of the carnival machine in Big? Anyway, Madonna will share the wisdom she's accumulated over the years about Kabbalah, such as the proper shade of red to use for the string bracelet and how to tie it correctly. Actually she said, “I hope this course inspires people to ask more questions about life, and how they can make a positive impact on the world."  The only question I want this course to answer is why she keeps spending money on lousy plastic surgery.   Read More   Comment : According to a press release, "she wants people to enroll so they can accelerate spiritual growth and manifest your h...

  Programming Note: My work project is slooowly winding down. I hope to be back on a regular posting schedule within the next 10 days or so. Thanks for your understanding.  ► Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of Yuck York and ex-wife of Prince Ahole (Govt Name: Andrew), has been fired from a children's hospice after revelations of her friendship with pedo perv Jeffrey Epstein. Seems like the Duchess of Yuck had everyone convinced she was disgusted by his behavior when in fact, it was the opposite. The allegations were part of author Andrew Lownie's new book, Entitled.  The book mentions that back in 2011 the Duchess of Yuck denounced Epstein and his behavior during an interview but then she turned around and sent Epstein a series I ♥ Jeff emails about how much she valued their friendship.  Mr. Lownie also mentioned that despite Fergie and Prince Andrew claiming they only accepted $18,500 from Epstein, he believes the amount they "borrowed" from him was closer to $2.5 m...

    ► In what seems like a never ending saga, Stale Bread Pitt continues to deny his involvement in the shitty construction of homes built by his foundation after hurricane Katrina. Residents filed a lawsuit years ago because the homes were built in such poor quality they were unlivable and required $20 million in repairs. The houses had all kinds of problems including mold, shoddy construction, leaks, and the stench of Brad's bad aftershave. The law firm handling the case is dragging Brad and others involved to be deposed next month. They tried to settle the case in 2022 for $20.5 million but that failed worse than his craptastic movie "By The Sea". The reason why the settlement failed? It was discovered the celeb backed charity, Global Green, didn't have the moola to settle the case (they were one of the groups involved along with Brad's foundation). So, it's back to court for Brad, his foundation, and others. Residents of Brad's cardboard construction s...

    Programming Note : Due to work schedule, I will be posting infrequently for the next few weeks. Thank you in advance for your understanding.   ► In the old days, dorm rooms were typically decorated with posters, small futon, and whatever crap your parents unloaded on you. When I went to college, my dorm room was decorated with posters of 1980s & 1990s bands and the periodic table of beer, a small side table missing a corner piece and a peacock wicker chair from Pier 1 that my mom hated so I took it. Today's college students would look down in disgust at this.  Nowadays students from entitled families are hiring dorm interior design services who charge up to $10,000 to decorate a dorm room. No longer does a freshman have to put up with a plywood bed and desk. They can now have a luxury headboard, wallpaper, window coverings, bed linens, custom furniture, artwork, and anything else a college freshman needs to tell the world, "I'm rich, bitch...

    Programming Note:  It's full speed ahead for my work project.  For the next few weeks I will be posting infrequently. Thank you for your understanding.   ► If you're over the age of 45, you may remember the TV commercials featuring Ed McMahon peddling Publisher's Clearing House and their famous "Prize Patrol" sweepstakes. Ed and his PCH crew would show up at your house and award huge money prizes to suckers that entered the sweepstakes. Typically, you had to buy a truckload of magazine subscriptions and mail-in the form to enter. That's how my parents did it, which explains when growing up our house had all kinds of magazines. Mom liked Good Housekeeping, McCalls, Reader's Digest, and Redbook. Dad was into Popular Mechanics, TV Guide, and Car & Driver. Don't ask me how I remembered all that. Our house resembled the waiting room of a doctor's office, circa 1983. There was never a shortage of bathroom reading material. Or magazines to use to ...

  ► As I'm waiting to find out if a work project is a go or no go, I wasted time perusing the internet when this little gem caught my fanciful eye. A few days ago Jennifer Lopez-Noa-Judd-Almost Affleck-Anthony-Almost Rodriguez-Affleck-TBD was denied entry at a Chanel store in Istanbul. In case you care, the serial   divorcée  was there as part of her euro trash "Up All Night" tour. That's the reboot of her "This Is Me...Now" world tour she cancelled last year because of poor ticket sales. While in Europe, JLo has been performing at quaint venues including a 2,000 seating capacity ballroom at a health spa in Turkey. Not even Europeans want to see her. Anyway, JLo took some time off to blow her earnings. She thought that she could parade into at Chanel store and they would fling the doors open welcoming her with champagne flutes and caviar. WRONG. Security guards (in their best Mariah Carey voice) said, "We don't know you" and turned her away. Wh...

    ►Actor and MAGA bootlicker Dean Cain (Govt Name: Dean Tanaka) traded in his cape, leotards, and girdle for a police baton, zip ties, and ski mask to become an ICE agent. Dean is a proud card-carrying member of MAGA and wants to rid the USA of illegal immigrants. Dean is 1/2 Japanese and claims to be proud of his heritage but uses "Cain" (step dad's name) and not the family name "Tanaka". Gee, I wonder if it's because he realized that passing himself off as faux Anglo would open more career doors. Anyway, he fully supports the militant, brutish actions of ICE agents. Yes folks, this asswipe who has said in past interviews he had family locked up in interment camps during WW2 because of racism and xenophobia wants to do the same to immigrants today. Dean wants to do his part to support the head of US Homeland Security, ICE Barbie Kristi Noem, by immersing himself as the agency's mouthpiece to recruit ICE agents, among other things. He'll probably b...

  Programming Not e : For the next few weeks, my postings will be limited due to my work  schedule. Thank you in advance for your understanding.  ► Several months ago Levi's announced they were going to be launching an ad campaign featuring BeYAWNce to capitalize on her cowgirl cosplay.We all know that cowgirls wear stilettos, Hooters tight t-shirts, and full make up when they're out on the range wrangling cattle. The company has released the new ads with a series of videos (see below) that show the bazillionaire chanteuse in a variety of everyday settings. One of the clips has Beyawnce washing her jeans at a laundromat. Uh-huh, like Beyawnce would be caught dead in a laundromat. First of, 75% of washers at a laundromat are out of order and the fact she found one that works on her first try is unbelievable. Another  clip shows her at a pool hall mingling with commoners. And finally, there's a clip of Beyonce wearing coochie cutters and working as a waitress at a dine...

    ►Ever since kicking off his Forget Tomorrow  world tour to support his shitty album "Everything I Thought It Was", Justina Timberlake has been dragged by fans for faxing in his performance. Not even phoning it it like JLo at least does. Many fans claim he sang less than 25% of the time and instead had the audience sing while he was walking around the stage in the same manner I do when I'm visiting a garage sale. Fans became so fed up with Justin they started parodying him on Tik Tok. BTW, some of the skits are hilarious. Link to see them.  Justin also cancelled numerous tour dates and didn't rescheduled. He blamed laryngitis, bronchitis, or a back injury for those last minute cancellations. I think he threw a dart at a board and that was the excuse used. Fast forward to today: Justin shared he was recently diagnosed with Lyme disease and that was the culprit for his poor showmanship during his tour. Below is an image & clip of his Dublin performance.  ...