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     ► How many Gen Zers does it take to change a light bulb? If you guessed a crew from NASA and a truckload of electricians, then you're partially correct.  A study conducted by Halfords is shedding light on the haplessness of Gen Z (18-27 yr old).  The study found that 1 in 5 Gen Zers cannot do the most basic things, including changing a light bulb on a ceiling fixture. Congrats Gen Z, you surpassed Millennials as the most coddled generation.  In case you're wondering why they don't change light bulbs, it's because a majority of them are afraid the bulb is too hot. *insert eyeroll*.  As if that isn't bad enough, about 10% of Gen Zers admitted they call a professional to hang pictures. Wait a sec...they actually pay someone to come to their home to hang a lousy picture? Haven't they heard of 3M Command Hang Strips? Are they THAT lazy they can't peel the back of a hanger and slap it on a wall?  On average, Gen Z forks out $1,500 / year for someon...

 

  ► Celebrity breakup season continues. Throwing in the towel on their 10 year marriage are Jessica Simpson (44) and former NFL player, Eric Johson (45).  Internet sleuths have been speculating these 2 were headed for a special edition of Divorce Court when Eric was spotted back in November without his wedding ring. Coincidentally, this was around the time that Jessica announced she was making "new music" and shared a weird-ass photo of herself dressed like slutty goth meets an IG filter she didn't like. The couple have not shared a reason for the split, but Jessica sneezed out this quote to People Magazine: Read More  "Eric and I have been living separately navigating a painful situation in our marriage," Simpson said in a statement to PEOPLE. Comment:   I haven't kept up with these two so I have no idea what's been going on or the theories about whatever the "painful situation" is that she's referring to. I do have to wonder...why does sh...

  ► Bill Cosby can add deadbeat to his CV of shitty behavior. He and his stand-by-your-man & look the other way wife, Camille, are being sued for defaulting on $20 million in loans for 2 NYC town homes they own. The banks involved are foreclosing on the properties, one of which had been his primary NYC residence in 1987.  It's alleged the Cosby's had stopped making payments for sometime now. Someone needs to tell Bill that ignoring the banks or trying to pay them in Jello Pudding Pops doesn't work. In addition to stiffing the banks, the Cosby's owe over $300,000 in unpaid taxes. If you're thinking, "oh goody, this degenerate is about to be homeless", think again. When Bill was released from prison, he and Camille hightailed it out of NY faster than a sneeze and moved to a house they bought in 1983 in a Philadelphia suburb.   Read More Comment: At the rate he's going, he better start sucking those Jello Pudding Pops he's amassed in his freezer,...

  January is typically breakup season for celebs. After celebrating the holidays with faux smiles and all the trappings of domestic bliss, when sober January comes around, so do the walking papers. That tees up today's theme: SPLITSVILLE!

     ► James Haven (51), best known as Angelina Jolie's faux husband brother and their infamous red carpet lip locking antics, has gotten married. The lucky bride is Romi Imbelli, who was an actress on The Real L Word. She's now a personal coach. For the beach ceremony, James wore a white suit he fished out of Ricardo Montablan's dirty hamper from the set of Fantasy Island. The bride wore a swim suit dress? Or is it Abuelita's lace curtain having a one night stand with a doily? I don't know what it's suppose to be. BTW, Angelina did not attend the wedding but their crazy MAGA father, Jon Voight, did . In an IG post, Romi said the wedding actually took place last August. They delayed going public for unknown reasons. You can draw your own conclusions from her statement below.  Read More "Romi said that after they got married, they had a huge fight the next day and that, "after 5 months of much crying, healing, and reflection  we decided to work throug...

  ► The internet Mug Shot Hall of Fame proudly features a new Glamour Shot of Zachery Ty Bryan (43), who starred in the 1990s show, Home Improvement. Zachery has racked up an impressive dossier of arrests that includes multiple domestic violence charges, several DUIs, and fraud.  The fraud charges was for stealing money through a scheme involving an agricultural tech start up. This past week he was arrested...again...this time in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina on second degree domestic violence charges. A stellar way for a washed-up nimrod like him start a new year.  Zach's ass is squatting in county jail until he can cough up $10,000 bail. His mug shot gives off the stench of urine, body odor, and cheap hair gel. Read More Comment: Zach has been given a lot of chances to get his shit together. For the last 3 DV charges, he was given a slap on the wrist and ordered to take classes. Pfft...a lot of good that has done. He's lucky he hasn't killed someone given the m...

  ► Today is the last day of 2024 and it's fitting that, after 8 years of fighting and endless legal bills, Angelina and Brad are officially divorced. They have been squabbling over everything, from their winery, houses, custody of  James Haven's & his lip gloss collection, to custody of kids - which is a hilarious since the kids now range in age from 16 to 23. That's how long this damn divorce has been dragging on. These 2 have been fighting each other longer than they were together. I admire their dedication to being spiteful and petty. Despite being officially divorced, they still have to figure out what to do with the winery. I say give it to James Haven so he can have something to do besides ride the coattails of Angelina.  Read More Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Photo: Amy Sussman/Wire Image; Steve Granitz/Wire Image//People.com Comment:   Since they filed for divorce 8 years ago, the USA has had 2 presidents, the world experienced a global pandemic, TikTok...

 

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  ► Queen Valtrex (Govt Name: Paris Hilton) faded into obscurity for several years, which was a HUGE relief. After years of partying, arrest, snobby privileged attitude, racist and homophobic slurs, and all around crass entitled behavior, she received a long overdue social flushing. Then, a few years ago she crawled out from under her gilded rock and has been on a mission to revamp her image as a goody too-shoes and patron saint of Beverly Hills. She began her image makeover by anointing herself as a champion of children social causes. A few months ago, she took an interest in a bill at a committee in the US House of Representatives to address residential treatment facilities for youths. She was recently asked if she had any aspirations for political office. Below is what she snorted out of her beak: Read More “After coming here (to Washington, DC) so many times over the past couple of years and seeing that my voice really can make a difference, and I can really shine a spotlight...