Programming Note : Due to work schedule, I will be posting infrequently for the next few weeks. Thank you in advance for your understanding.   ► In the old days, dorm rooms were typically decorated with posters, small futon, and whatever crap your parents unloaded on you. When I went to college, my dorm room was decorated with posters of 1980s & 1990s bands and the periodic table of beer, a small side table missing a corner piece and a peacock wicker chair from Pier 1 that my mom hated so I took it. Today's college students would look down in disgust at this.  Nowadays students from entitled families are hiring dorm interior design services who charge up to $10,000 to decorate a dorm room. No longer does a freshman have to put up with a plywood bed and desk. They can now have a luxury headboard, wallpaper, window coverings, bed linens, custom furniture, artwork, and anything else a college freshman needs to tell the world, "I'm rich, bitch...

    Programming Note:  It's full speed ahead for my work project.  For the next few weeks I will be posting infrequently. Thank you for your understanding.   ► If you're over the age of 45, you may remember the TV commercials featuring Ed McMahon peddling Publisher's Clearing House and their famous "Prize Patrol" sweepstakes. Ed and his PCH crew would show up at your house and award huge money prizes to suckers that entered the sweepstakes. Typically, you had to buy a truckload of magazine subscriptions and mail-in the form to enter. That's how my parents did it, which explains when growing up our house had all kinds of magazines. Mom liked Good Housekeeping, McCalls, Reader's Digest, and Redbook. Dad was into Popular Mechanics, TV Guide, and Car & Driver. Don't ask me how I remembered all that. Our house resembled the waiting room of a doctor's office, circa 1983. There was never a shortage of bathroom reading material. Or magazines to use to ...

  ► As I'm waiting to find out if a work project is a go or no go, I wasted time perusing the internet when this little gem caught my fanciful eye. A few days ago Jennifer Lopez-Noa-Judd-Almost Affleck-Anthony-Almost Rodriguez-Affleck-TBD was denied entry at a Chanel store in Istanbul. In case you care, the serial   divorcée  was there as part of her euro trash "Up All Night" tour. That's the reboot of her "This Is Me...Now" world tour she cancelled last year because of poor ticket sales. While in Europe, JLo has been performing at quaint venues including a 2,000 seating capacity ballroom at a health spa in Turkey. Not even Europeans want to see her. Anyway, JLo took some time off to blow her earnings. She thought that she could parade into at Chanel store and they would fling the doors open welcoming her with champagne flutes and caviar. WRONG. Security guards (in their best Mariah Carey voice) said, "We don't know you" and turned her away. Wh...

    ►Actor and MAGA bootlicker Dean Cain (Govt Name: Dean Tanaka) traded in his cape, leotards, and girdle for a police baton, zip ties, and ski mask to become an ICE agent. Dean is a proud card-carrying member of MAGA and wants to rid the USA of illegal immigrants. Dean is 1/2 Japanese and claims to be proud of his heritage but uses "Cain" (step dad's name) and not the family name "Tanaka". Gee, I wonder if it's because he realized that passing himself off as faux Anglo would open more career doors. Anyway, he fully supports the militant, brutish actions of ICE agents. Yes folks, this asswipe who has said in past interviews he had family locked up in interment camps during WW2 because of racism and xenophobia wants to do the same to immigrants today. Dean wants to do his part to support the head of US Homeland Security, ICE Barbie Kristi Noem, by immersing himself as the agency's mouthpiece to recruit ICE agents, among other things. He'll probably b...

  Programming Not e : For the next few weeks, my postings will be limited due to my work  schedule. Thank you in advance for your understanding.  ► Several months ago Levi's announced they were going to be launching an ad campaign featuring BeYAWNce to capitalize on her cowgirl cosplay.We all know that cowgirls wear stilettos, Hooters tight t-shirts, and full make up when they're out on the range wrangling cattle. The company has released the new ads with a series of videos (see below) that show the bazillionaire chanteuse in a variety of everyday settings. One of the clips has Beyawnce washing her jeans at a laundromat. Uh-huh, like Beyawnce would be caught dead in a laundromat. First of, 75% of washers at a laundromat are out of order and the fact she found one that works on her first try is unbelievable. Another  clip shows her at a pool hall mingling with commoners. And finally, there's a clip of Beyonce wearing coochie cutters and working as a waitress at a dine...

    ►Ever since kicking off his Forget Tomorrow  world tour to support his shitty album "Everything I Thought It Was", Justina Timberlake has been dragged by fans for faxing in his performance. Not even phoning it it like JLo at least does. Many fans claim he sang less than 25% of the time and instead had the audience sing while he was walking around the stage in the same manner I do when I'm visiting a garage sale. Fans became so fed up with Justin they started parodying him on Tik Tok. BTW, some of the skits are hilarious. Link to see them.  Justin also cancelled numerous tour dates and didn't rescheduled. He blamed laryngitis, bronchitis, or a back injury for those last minute cancellations. I think he threw a dart at a board and that was the excuse used. Fast forward to today: Justin shared he was recently diagnosed with Lyme disease and that was the culprit for his poor showmanship during his tour. Below is an image & clip of his Dublin performance.  ...

   ► Contract romance season is in full swing since award season is 6 months away. Yesterday I wrote about Pammy Anderson & Liam Neeson and Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau as celebs who have been seen getting all cozy like teenagers at school dance. Well, today you can add Tammy Cruise (63) and Ana de Armas (37) to the pile. Tammy and Ana have been rumored since February to be "dating" when they were spotted having a cozy dinner in London. The guessing game of whether or not Ana passed the CO$ audition is over. The 2 of them were photographed with a gaggle of paps in tow as they strolled holding hands in Vermont where Ana has a multi-million dollar house. They visited a small town with the cameras capturing their fauxmance as they checked-off activities from a Hallmark movie:  Read More ☑ Strolling hand in hand ☑ Eating ice cream together ☑ Shopping together. BONUS: bags in hand  ☑ Showing playfulness, coyly smiling at each other  Tom Cruise and Ana de Arma...

  ► It's a slow news day. I was browsing the headlines when this little gem caught my attention. The eagle eye paps caught Katy Perry (40) and ex-PM of Canada Justin Trudeau (53) having a cozy dinner in Montreal. The duo were seeing having cocktails, eating lobster and having a merry old time without a care in the world. Afterwards, they departed with the twinkle of stars lighting their way as the heavens blessed this potential planetary explosion. I added that last part. I recently  visited an observatory and re-read "Cosmos" by Carl Sagan so I'm all about astronomy. Anyhoo, Katy is scheduled to perform in Montreal on July 30. Was their dinner a mere meeting of 2 vacuous morons or the beginning of romance?   Read More Comment: If these 2 become an item, Katy better watch her back cause I'm sure Ivanka Trump is still eye fucking Justin from back in 2017 when she was the Blonde Advisor to the Felon in Chief.  Look at the way she's lusting after Justin in th...

  ► During an appearance on the Call Her Daddy podcast, My Little Pony (Govt Name: Sarah Jessica Parker) said when she was a struggling actress in-between her gig on the 1983 TV show Square Pegs and the 4 movies she was cast in around that time, she had to learn to live "judiciously". SJP said that back in 1983 she only spent $40 every 3 days on herself. That is the equivalent of $132 in today's dollars (or $264 a week). Again, that's spending on herself. She didn't define what "spending on herself" included. During the interview she neighed, "There’s security in financial gain”. Well duh, no shit Sherlock.   Read More   Sarah Jessica Parker, 2022. Photo: WKYC.com Comment :   I don't know what the point was in her sharing that story on the podcast. Me thinks it was an attempt to be relatable to us plebs who are struggling to make ends meet in this shitty economy courtesy of the Felon in Chief and greedy companies. Or was she telling people to li...

  ► A story making the internet gossip round is about Will Smith's piggy bank. He and his wife Jada Smith are unloading property from their portfolio like it was clearance day at Dollar General. Some are speculating they're having money woes because let's face it: the job offers aren't pouring in after the infamous 2022 Slapgate. That caused him to be banned for 10 years from the Oscars. It's no secret Will and Jada live lavishly with the 2 of them having separate lives that include numerous mansions, staff, cars, etc. That means the bills pile up with property taxes, salaries for employees, security, utilities, and so on. Plus, they're probbably still indulging their adult kids by bankrolling whatever project of day they're into. He and Jada think their spawns are Hollywood royalty.  Will tried to make some moolah recently by resurrecting his music career. He released a new album this past March after a 10 year hiatus. The album was a colossal flop and fail...