► My Little Pony (Govt Name: Sarah Jessica Parker or SJP) is out to prove to the world that she's a deep thinker and intellect along the lines of Aristotle or Plato. A while back told the Pen Literary Awards committee that she reads 2 books / a day along with bragging that she's a judge for the 2025 Booker Prize. Variety Magazine threw shade at SJP's dubious claim by saying, "either she has more hours in the day than the rest of us, is a Guinness World Record-level speed reader or is a liar." Oh the burn! I'm going with SJP being a liar. In any case, SJP decided to stick her hoof in the current global discord by explaining why she doesn't discuss geo-political and social issues on SM or anywhere else. Here's what she neighed out of her mouth:   Read More  “I don’t talk on social media because I don’t think it’s a place that’s deserving of any real complicated conversation,” Parker said. She pointed out that politics went on for decades before the i...

  ► Aaron Phypers (52) filed for divorce from Denise Richards (54) after 6 years of wedded bliss. Aaron checked off the irreconcilable differences box on the divorce form. Back in March, Denise gushed that divorce for them would never be an option, and that living with her was difficult - which Aaron agreed. See, that was mistake #1. Mistake #2 was Denise doing Only Fans with her grown daughter and showing their chochas and tatas to pervs. Aaron and Denise have no kids together - thank gawd. But they do share a motorcycle, power tools, and a sports care which were Aaron's to begin with. He wants to keep them. Fine! Keep your damn power tools. In case you're wondering how these got together, they met at a healing center in Malibu, California where Denise was undergoing "preventative DNA  repair". WTF is that? Does it involve hoisting herself on a car lift to check under the hood?  Aaron was previously married to Nicolette Sheridan of Desperate Housewives and Denise to ...

  ► Over the weekend, Mel B (51) of the Spice Girls sashayed down the aisle to marry husband #3, hairstylist Rory McPhee (37). IMO, Rory looks like David Spade with dark hair. Her bridesmaids were her 3 grown kids - well, 2 of them are grown adults and one is 13. The future ex-husband #4 wore a kilt from the costume dept of Braveheart. Mel opted for a dress from the Stridex Acne Collection. The only member of the Spice Girls who attended was Emma Bunton (Baby Spice). I guess she had nothing better to do. In case you forgot (like I did), Mel B was kicked out of the group last year for spilling secrets about them. I have no idea what those secrets were. Probably that Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) never sang and lip synced her way to fame; or that Gerri Halwell (Ginger Spice) is not a natural redhead. Who the heck knows...or cares. The Spice Girls are about as relevant these days as Quiznos Subs.   Read More   Rory McPhee and Mel B. Photo: Max Mumby/Indigo; Getty Images...

   ► Last week, John Travolta (71) dusted off a blonde wig from the Zsa Zsa Gabor's collection and a leather jacket to make an unannounced appearance as Danny Zuko at a Grease sing-along. No one knew he was coming, including event organizers and the cast of geriatrics who led the sing-along The event was hosted by super fans of the 1978 movie. Attendees were encouraged to dress up as their favorite Grease character. John took to the stage with an oil-soaked horse mane wig on his head, a 5-o'clock beard, and leather jacket from Rob Halford of Judas Priest closet. IMO, John looked like the door man for an underground S&M club. John doo-wop and hobbled on stage like a prom queen at her 47th class reunion reliving her best days from the past. Video is below.   Read More  

  ► Filming has begun on the sequel to the 2006 movie, The Devil Wears Prada (DWP). The original cast is coming back including Ann E Hathaway, Meryl Streep, Stanley Tucci, and Emily Blunt. Joining them will be Kenneth Brannagh as Miranda's latest husband. It's interesting that filming began the week Anna Wintour announced her retirement after 37 years as the devil-in-chief of Vogue US. DWP is loosely based on her. IMO, Nuclear Wintour single-handedly turned Vogue into a laughing stock by opting to feature trash and privileged celebs on the covers instead of models. Case in point: cover of Kim Kardtrashkan with Kanye; Walmart Wallis, Goopy (9 covers), Nicole Kidman (8 covers); and the recent cover of Silicon Sophia (Govt Name: Lauren Sanchez) to coincide with her tacky ass wedding. Plus, Anna turned the Met Gala from a classy fundraiser for the Met Museum into a parade of low class influencers and entitled celebs.  Details of the movie plot are leaking like an overworked bladd...

   ► The circus of the year known as the Bozo & Silicon Sophia wedding took place over the weekend at Venice. There's a lot to laugh at the $56 million they reportedly spent to show that you can't buy class. It was a wedding Stefon from SNL would be proud of. The only thing missing were the midgets wearing traffic cones on their heads and a goat karaoke. Here's my book report.    Let's begin with the wedding invitation. I've seen better art work in a bathroom stall of a port-a-john. It's almost as if they went to Dollar General and bought a sheet of random stickers and threw them on as an after-thought when this mess was spat out by a printer low on ink. If you notice, the invite asks guests to make a donation to a listed Venice charity. Let's be real: donation = payoff. Bozo doesn't have a decent bone in his turtle body. SM had a few thoughts about the invitation:   Read More "Please tell me this isn’t real. It looks like clip art from windows ...

  ► For once, AI has created something that's both hilarious and inspiring. Making the rounds on the internet is an AI video of "If Cats Were In The Olympics". The first video features cats as divers.  Now this is how you do AI. You combine world class technology, feline prowess, and one of my favorite Olympic sports: high diving. BTW,  I also like the luge, ski high jump, and ice skating (don't judge). Kitties as ice skaters!  I propose the International Olympic Committee pull their heads out of their asses and create a new category: AI Animal Sports. Video is below.   Read More Comment : This is what the Olympics should be like. Forget having actual athletes spend years of training and money to earn a medal that will tarnish by the time a sponsor drops them over a scandal. Or cities going bankrupt to build venues that will never be used after the Olympics roll out of town. This is the future and what the Olympics should be.      ► Walm...

  ► During an appearance on the Kelly Mantle Show, comedian Margaret Cho disclosed that every time she appeared on The Ellen Show, the mean Keebler elf (Govt Name: Ellen DeGeneres) would act like they never met. What did Margaret expect? Ellen wasn't acting. Ellen is the new Leona Helmsley.

    ► Tori Spelling and Dean McDermot, who have been separated for 2 years, are refusing to pay a loan they took out.  First of, who in their right mind would ever loan them any money? These two have a track record of not paying their bills - just ask American Express. Back in 2016, they ended up suing Tori and seizing the cash she had in the bank to settle over $88,000 in credit card charges. Then there's a bunch of unpaid bills she racked up for 50 storage units to store her crap. Oh, let's not forget Deaner who in 2017 was accused by his ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace of not paying over $100,000 in child support.  Anyway, according to court filings by City National Bank, the two deadbeats haven't made a single payment on a judgement they were ordered to pay in 2017 to the tune of $295,000. They've ignored correspondence from the bank which led to the bank filing the judgement and a lawsuit. Now, they own almost $400,000 (of which $175,000 is in interest alone). Tori ...

    ► The US Social Security Administration compiled a list of the stupidest names that dumb ass parents gave to their crotch droppings in 2024. I cannot imagine what these people must be like who purposely give their spawns such bad names. I have this image in my head these parents randomly flip through the owner's manual of farm equipment, a Starbuck's menu, or paper maps from the 1700s and point to the first word that catches their attention while patting themselves on the back for their "originality".  Read More Girls : Bansky, Brightly, Canary, Chai, Cinderella, Dairy, Delight, Elegance, Edelweiss, Fairy, Fauna, Hyatt, Infant, Mama, Missouri, Mylove, Oracle, Palace, Poem, Serenityrose, Universe, Versailles, Virtue, and Whisper.  Boys : Asherjames, Cotton, Crash, Darling, Dragon, Germany, Gilead, God, Grim, Heir, Horizon, Infinity, Irish, Jaguar, Lafayette, Lancelot, Matrix, Nexus, Ontario, Portland, Ruckus, Stoic, Swift, Wyman, and Zero.    Photo:...