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     ► The answer to what happens when a loaf of bread is given a microphone is Meghan Trainor (30) whining that nobody warned her before she "went too far" with Botox or its side effects. She's on a "woe is me" media tour complaining Botox has resulted in her inability to move her cakehole to make facial expressions. Um, who wants to see that? Maybe her husband when he looks directly at her while taking a shit across from their his & her toilets at their home. Yes, they have bragged about having toilets across from each other so they can lovingly gaze at each other. Anyway, Meghan said she's had injections on her forehead in the past and recently underwent a "lip flip" and other stuff. Lip flip sounds like an obscene Italian gesture. She said: Read More "Someone convinced me with my little lips that if you did a lip flip, you put filler right above your upper lip, that you could have a beautiful flip on your upper lip. It was not true,...

  ► During an interview to promote his latest movie, Sonic The Hedgehog 3, Jim Carrey admitted the only reason he's reprising his role a Dr. Robotnik is because he needs money. Jim has kept a low profile for the past couple of years. Sounds like between making creepy videos about his love for Emma Stone (remember that...ew!) and becoming a painter (artist), the bills must be piling up. Or maybe he took a money management class from Tori Spelling at the Learning Annex. He supposedly has a net worth of $180 million and needs money? Um, okay. Anyway, Jim gargled out this quote about why he went back to the trough of the Sonic franchise for a quick payday. And no...he wasn't being funny nor kidding. Read More "I bought a lot of stuff and I need the money, frankly." - Jim Carrey Comment: I'd like to know what "stuff" he bought. I know art supplies can be expensive, but sheesh.. If he's having money issues, then give up on the idea of being the next Picas...

  ► Rant ahead:  IMO, the worst thing that happened to the US airline industry was deregulation back in the 1980s. It opened the door for greedy mofo execs to charge more for shitty service. This has been proven over the last 40 years, with airlines charging for every damn thing and the extinction of quality service. I'm waiting for them to start charging for breathing. Air Canada has decided to screw over passengers even more with their latest cash grab. Starting January1st, they will be slapping a $35 fee for your carry on bag and $50 for the second carry on bag. The only items that are exempt are small purses, a small laptop sans bag, or your dignity which must fit underneath the seat. Air Canada is being pelted with a well-deserved tongue lashing from the public. Airline execs are justifying the fees to offset the high cost of operating the airline. Translation: we need our golden parachutes and bonuses, so f**k the passengers.   Read More Air Canada. Photo: Getty Ima...

  ► The Pantone Color Institute announced that Pantone #17-230 (Govt Name: Mocha Mousse) is the 2025 Color of the Year. Seems fitting that a hoity toity shade of brown was selected given how shitty 2024 is ending; and that 2025 isn't looking any better with the corrupt clown car that's coming to the US government. I think the brainiacs at the PCI selected this color because it will represent the state of the world next year and the dingleberries that will be hanging off the anus of democracy. A spokesho for the PCI had this to say about Mocha Mousse, which reads like a load of pretentious hooey.  Read More "Mocha Mousse nurtures with its suggestion of the delectable quality of cacao, chocolate and coffee, appealing to our desire for comfort. Sophisticated and lush, yet at the same time an unpretentious classic, PANTONE 17-1230 Mocha Mousse extends our perceptions of the browns from being humble and grounded to embrace the aspirational and luxe." Photo: Pantone via ...

  ► Spotify Wrapped announced that for the second year in a row, Tay-Tay has  been named the most overate d played artist of the year. She racked up 26.6 billion (yup, that's correct) streams worldwide. Who knew there were that many fans of breakup songs that trash every person you've met. Trailing behind her like a hooker limping to the finish line were: The Weeknd, Bad Bunny, and Billy Eilish.  In case you care, Spotify accounts for a 31% market share of music streaming with 626 million users and 246 million subscribers.  Read More Photo: John Phillips/Getty/Rolling Stone.com Comment: I used to have a Spotify account and got rid of it years ago. It was too expensive to upgrade to no-ads. Besides, I prefer to listen to music the old fashion way: on my stereo at home with my CDs or vinyls. I'm old school.  Besides, today's music scene doesn't appeal to me at all. There's nothing original and it's a bunch of auto-tune, marginally talented pop stars who are b...

  ► Another slooow news day. I was scraping the bottom of the barrel for something interesting and discovered an award show that I had no clue existed. The Gotham Awards proves my point that there's an award show for anything. So what are the Gotham Awards? I thought it was for plebs to show off their skills with a glue gun and spandex and compete for Best Batman Costume. The Gotham Awards are for independent film makers. And no, the video of your cat playing in a paper bag while doing long division does not qualify as an "indie film" even though it's probably more entertaining than the movies nominated. Anyhoo, because the official award season is around the corner, a slew of has-beens, wanna-bees, and thirsty hos that will attend anything were there. Below are a few of the fashuuuun highlights. Read More Comment:   Sashaying out of the gate looking like a long lost cousin of the Tater Head clan is 1980's brat pack darling Molly Ringwald. Molly is giving the paps...

   ► Doing his part to overpopulate the planet by having 12 kids, Nick Cannon has admitted the reason he's a raging d-bag is because he's been "clinically diagnosed" (so he says) with narcissistic personality disorder.  During an episode of his podcast, Counsel Culture, he had a psychologist as a guest. During the episode, Nick shitted out this pearl of self reflection that only a self-absorbed wienie like him could concoct: Read More   “It’s a spectrum and I think even it starts off with confidence, over-confidence, arrogance and that’s when you step into the space of narcissism. I’ve taken all the power away from the term narcissism ‘cause I’ve researched it and I understand it.” Nick Cannon. Photo: TV Guide Comment : Well, he's finally admitting what everyone else already knew. His narcissism is probably the reason why he has 12 kids. He's so in love with himself that he wants to infest humankind with his assholio genes. The world has enough problems. We ...