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EVENING NIGHTCAP: Happy New Year! Tori & Brian's Cancelled Party. Oprah's Impressive Booze Skills.

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   As we give the middle finger to the shit show 2025 has been, let's toast 2026. Happy New Year! ► Donna & David Silver (Govt Names: Tori Spelling & Brian Austin Green) combined their Z-list superpowers in hopes of achieving D- celeb status with the plan to host a party at The Venetian in Las Vegas. The event was billed as, "90s After Dark Party". A very fitting name. Who would want to be seen in broad daylight with those two. Also joining Donna & David in trying to recapture their long lost celeb status was the group, Color Me Badd. Coincidentally, the event was to have taken place on what would have been Donna's & David's 25th wedding anniversary on Beverly Hills 90210. But...things didn't go as planned. With a little over a day's notice, the event was cancelled due to Tori having health issues. Awwwe. BAG didn't share any comments about the cancellation. He was probably busy putting away his parachute pants.   Read More   Comment: ...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Ashton Is Desperate For A Comeback. The Most Disliked Celebs Of 2025. Um...Who's This?

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  ►An inside source is saying that Asshat Ashton Kutcher (47), "is desperate to make a comeback and revive his image". He's hoping his new FX series, Beauty, will be the vehicle allowing him to sit at the big kids table again. Ha, ha...good luck with that.  Ever since Ashton and his wife, Mila Kunis, wrote a letter of support for convicted POS Danny Masterson, the couple has been shunned, like a hooker at a Tupperware party. Not helping matters is Ashton's past close ties with ANOTHER convicted ahole, Sean "Diddy" Combs. As reported by the The National Enquirer (hey, don't knock it...they were considered for a Pulitzer Prize) a resurfaced interview of Ashton in The Hot Ones hasn't helped. In the interview Ashton, "admitted there were “a lot” of stories from Diddy’s infamous parties that he could not tell." Of course he can't tell. That would make him part of whatever f**kery Diddy was doing. It also makes Ashton guilty of having his th...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: RIP To MTV. You're No Fun, Illinois.

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    ► MTV, which was a huge part of my formative years, is shutting down all musical programming channels on December 31. Welp, 2025 has been a shit show, so I'm not surprised. MTV debuted in 1981 with the first video "Video Killed The Radio Star" by the Buggles. Fast forward...a lack of foresight and streaming channels killed the MTV video star. Gone are MTV Music, MTV 80s, MTV 90s, Club MTV, and MTV Live. Everything with music is exiting stage left, like Kristen Chenoweth's eye rolling performance in "Versailles".   Around 1999, MTV began investing heavily in crap reality shows like Jersey Shore, 16 & Pregnant, Pimp My Ride, Punk'd, Teen Mom, and The Osborne's. It ushered the era of vanity as a virtue and trashy behavior as cool. The results are seen with today's society where crass behavior has been normalized and the pursuit of materialism turned into a career track. *unwraps Werthers*.  In its early days, MTV was responsible for introduc...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: ★Holiday★ Edition: Nepo Spawn Hates Responsibility. Amber Defends Niki. Worst Movies Of 2025.

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      In keeping with the shit storm of 2025, our Christmas eve theme is: Trash. Since most of humanity hasn't done even the bare minimum to spread kindness, compassion, and dignity towards others, Santa is giving everyone a lump of coal as he hops on his EV sled with 12 reindeers that are unionizing.  On behalf of PW Manor, thank you for another great year. Your support makes our little corner of the internet a fun place to hang out. H appy H olidays !     ► Sami Sheen (21), the nepo spawn of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen who is showing her kibble & bits on Only Fans, is telling the world how life-illiterate she is when it comes to being a responsible adult. She went on Tacky Tic Tik Tok to tell her legion of followers (horny old men with a fetish for plastic blow up dolls) that she has no clue about basic things responsible adults do. She admitted she doesn't pay her bills on time because, "it's no fun", has no clue how to pay taxes, has no ide...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Prayer Circle For Barry. Apple Martin Gets Mocked. Um...Who's Dis?

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► One of my favorite entertainers/singers, Barry Manilow (82) has been diagnosed with lung cancer.  During a routine physical exam, his doctor ordered an MRI as a precaution. It came back showing a cancerous spot on his lung. Barry said, “The doctors do not believe it was spread and I’m taking tests to confirm their diagnosis. So, that’s it. No chemo. No radiation. Just chicken soup and I Love Lucy reruns.” Barry is canceling tour dates in January to allow himself time to recuperate.  Read More Barry Manilow in concert, July 2025. Photo: Mat Hayward via Getty Images/Huffington Post Comment: Barry is so talented. A good piano player, singer, songwriter, and entertainer. He started his career writing commercial jingles. He hit his career stride in the 1970s - 1980's with one hit song and album after another. He has so many songs that I love. I never get tired of hearing them.  One of my favorites is "Weekend in New England". Wishing Barry a speedy recovery and good he...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Holiday Queen Is Dethroned. My RF Photo Is Better. Brooklyn Escalates Feud.

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  ► The anointed holiday queen, Mariah Carey, has been dethroned by Wham. The duo's 1984 holiday song, "Last Christmas" sashayed up to Mariah's "All I Want For Christmas" waging its finger and told it "Now you know who I am. Have a seat". For several years, Wham's song has been slowly sleighing towards the #1 spot. And lo and behold, it's a Festivus Miracle! It finally reached #1 on Billboard. Wham co-founder, Andrew Rigley, had this to say:  Read More   "This is a remarkable moment for me, (Wham!), (George Michael) and (Sony Music UK), to learn that 'Last Christmas' is currently the world's favorite song," Wham! bandmember Andrew Ridgeley wrote in a Dec. 17 Instagram post. "(It) is the best Christmas gift we and George could ever have wished for." Mariah Carey; Andrew Rigley & George Michael. Photo: Official Charts.com Comment : I'm glad Wham's song finally overtook Mariah. I much rather hear the...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Celebs & Baby Pics Paychecks. You Tube Wins & Network TV Lose. Golden Retrievers!

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   ► Hilary Baldwin created an uproar when she opened her yogahole and disclosed she was paid $95,000 for selling photos of one of her kids with Alec Baldwin. That got me thinking about the obscene amount of money celebs have made from selling baby photos of their spawns for an easy paycheck. You'd think these celebs who have a net worth of a small country would not sell out their kids at such a young age. But they do. And, those that have, you'd think they would donate their windfall. NOPE. Most of them pocketed the money or channeled it to their own private foundation a.k.a.tax loophole of the wealthy. Below are the top 10 most expensive baby photos. BTW, these figures are not adjusted in today's dollars. So the $15 million Jolie-Pitt stain made back inn 2008 = $22 million in 2025.   Read More Knox & Vivienne Jolie Pitt: $15 million (Angie Ho & Stale Bread Pitt) Max & Emme Lopez-Anthony: $6 million (JLo & Marc Anthony) Shiloh Jolie Pitt: $4.1 millio...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Sam + Playgirl = Easy Check. 2025 Wrap Up → Words Of The Year (vs. Mine).

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  ► Various dictionary companies and platforms got together at their respective watering holes to reflect on 2025 and decide on the one word their organization selected that, "culture watchers say encapsulate the zeitgeist of 2025".  Without further adieu, this is what each org selected as their winner, followed by mine.  Read More   Image: writerofwordsetc.substack.com Merriam Webster Dictionary:  Slop. The fine folks at MW define it as "digital content of poor quality usually produced by AI".  In the old days, slop was the word I would use to describe Tuesday's lunch at my elementary school cafeteria (shit on a shingle). Glassdoor.com:  Fatigue. According to the job search site, "fatigue" was chosen because workers are tired. Duh..no shit. Collins Dictionary: Vibe Coding . This is defined as, "the use of natural language prompts to instruct AI to write computer code instead of writing it from scratch". In other words, lazy. Oxford Diction...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Mrs Yeezy #2 Inspired By OBGYN. Justina's 3D "Earth Bender". Um...Who's Dis?

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     ► Bianca Censori (30), better known as Kanye's nekkid mannequin, is debuting a line of jewellery that is as offensive as her attire. Bianca drew inspiration from OBGYN exam tools for the first two pieces she's introducing. The Scalpel Bracelet ($2,100) was, "inspired by the precision of a scalpel, this bracelet sits close to the wrist with a structured minimal profile and a mirror finish".  The Speculum Cuff  ($2,250) is "a narrow sterling-silver cuff with clean, curved edges and a mirrored finish. The form is inspired by the functional contours of a medical speculum.” Being married to Kanye has resulted in her spending a lot of time at a doctor's office. That's the only explanation I can think of. These baubles belong in a BOGO bin at Spencer Gifts. Some people are saying she ripped off an Elsa Peretti design, which Tiffany's has been selling for decades.   Read More Comment: When Bianca skidded into the scene and latched her carbide to Mount K...