► Dlisted fans may remember Chicken Cutlets (Govt Name: Phoebe Price) as the queen of eleganzia and the muse of the website and MK.  A new queen needs to emerge for PW Manor's Royal Court to join Bree's Bendy Boyz. Meet Eliza Coupe (43), a potential candidate. If she looks familiar, it's because she was a cast member of the series, Scrubs.  Eliza ditched the girl next door looks (see insert photo) and replaced it with aging 1970s Studio 54 hag who now polishes the pole for strippers.  Dressed in gold lamé to show off her sagging dirty pillows, Eliza looked like she was ready to do business behind the 7-Eleven dumpster. Her red carpet crawl at the premier of "The Residence" was methy maahrvelous. Eliza shot down haters who criticized her ravishing looks.   Read More

    ► 23and Me, the genetic testing company that can tell your ancestry and genetic profile to find out why your great-great-great-great-great-great grand parents didn't hand down a special talent like farting on command, has filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy. The company is looking to stave off creditors (how working class of them) while they find a new sugar daddy to foot their bills. Over the past few years the company has been dealing with a lot of issues, including a 2023 data breach and figuring out how to make money since they failed to read "Entrepreneurship for Dummies".  Read More   Image: 23and Me.com  Comment : People ask me if I would ever do genetic testing to find out whatever genetic ailment my ancestors picked up along the way or where my heritage comes from. Frankly, I don't really want to. Unless it involves finding out I have the gift of teleportation, mind control, or something useful, I'm not interested.  I get it...some pe...

  ► Looks like no one wants to see Katy Perry in concert. After the disastrous failure of her latest album "143" which she collaborated with vomit bag Dr. Luke (who was accused of sexual misconduct by Ke$ha), Katy and her team are exploring canceling dates for her "Lifetimes" world tour. What a stupid name for a tour. She should have called it, "Sharknado Cool Whip Dreams". The tour is scheduled to begin in April at 83 cities in the Americas, Europe, and Canada. Canada is already justifiably mad at the US, why piss them off more by exporting her crap there? Ticket sales have been shitty cause who in their sane mind wants to see Katie. She has the charisma of a toe nail clipper and sings like a cat in heat. Plus, collaborating with the pustule known as Dr. Luke had fans and the industry dragging her ass. She also offended just about everyone with the misogynistic feminist anthem and cringe video for the song Woman's World.  According to an insider sourc...

  ► Almost 30 years since the original Happy Gilmore was released, Adam Sandler is taking a cloth to his golf clubs for Happy Gilmore 2. The movie released a trailer and the from the looks of it, Adam seems to be sleepwalking his way around the screen for 1:46 minutes. Plot details haven't been shared (not a good sign). I'm going to take a guess and fill in the holes based on the snoozefest trailer: The city is threatening to raze grandma's house make way for gentrification of the neighborhood. Developers want to put a mix-retail space on grandma's lot that will have a kombucha bar, an Equinox Fitness Club that cost $10,000 to join, a LeCruset shop, and milllion dollar condos on the top floors. This forces Happy to come out of retirement and get back in the game. He struggles to get his golfing mojo back. Along the way, he gets a pep talk from the ghosts of past PGA legends. Happy wins the Master's Tournament and saves grandma's house and the neighborhood. The e...

    ► It's been almost 40 years since Young Buns Guns made its big screen debut. It ushered the era of studly 1980s  mall rats dashing to Thom McKan's to buy cowboy boots and Miller's Outpost for Wranglers. Well, if you were wondering when Hollywood would get around to dusting off the cobwebs from the YG franchise, the wait is over.  Emilio Estevez (who portrayed Bill The Kid) announced that YG3: Dead Or Alive is in the works. Emilio was visiting Santa Fe, New Mexico for a Film & Media Day and yapped about the original movie and the sequel being filmed in the state. He then announced YG3 was in the works. Emilio mentioned that Lou Diamond Phillips and Christian Slater (who was in the sequel) have cleared their day timers of dinner theater commitments at Old County Buffets and are ready to don their chaps and spurs. Emilio mentioned  he will be directing and co-writing the script. While he didn't give details about the plot or when filming will begin, he did...

    ► Gwen Stefani, who back in the 1990s was thought of by many as the cool rocker chic with the band No Doubt, has been transforming herself into a religious wingnut fangirl who is now in awe of Tucker Carlson and MAGA.  During an interview between Tucker Carlson and "actor" Jonathan Roumie, she expressed her hugs & kisses for both of them as she went around promoting the interview and drooling all over it. Jonathan starred as Jesus in the crowd funded series, "Chosen".  Gwen also slobbered Roumie for his religious prayer app, Hallow, that she's been peddling on his behalf.  While Gwen has been somewhat open in the past about her I ♥ Jesus, her fans were shocked at how much creaming she's been doing lately over the ultra right wing and MAGA.  Social media had this to say:  Read More "Gwen Stefani went from everyone punk girlfriend to marrying a country artist, having a lot of money for plastic surgery, getting more money, to vote Trump. This is w...

  ► Have you ever dreamed of being a roadie & personal assistant to a washed up rocker so you can experience what it's like to be overworked, talked down to, and treated like trash? Gene Simmons, co-founder and lead singer of KISS is launching "The Ultimate Gene Simmons Experience". And, it will only cost you a measly $12,000 for one day. But what a day it will be! You can be his PA and roadie when he goes on tour with his band (and not KISS). You will experience what it's like to be a lowly roadie: from taking orders to wipe the sweat off his neanderthal eyebrows to fetching his toenail clippers, you will experience it all. At the end of the day, Gene will gift you a tshirt, hat, and supposedly an autograph guitar (which was probably purchased at a garage sale). You really don't believe he would give away one of personal guitars.  Read More   Gene Simmons, 2024. Photo: Getty Images for History / Page Six Comment : This is some Fyre Festival level of grifting....

  ► George Clooney who fancies himself as a modern day Cary Grant sans talent and the dashing looks, has ditched the silver fox hair. To prepare for his role as Edward R. Murrow on Broadway, Georgie debuted his new hair color. He skipped his way to the nearest CVS with a handful of coupons (just like our savvy coupon queens of PW Manor) and bought himself a box of Clairol Nice & Easy #5MB Medium Chestnut Brown. Georgette wouldn't dare buy "Just For Men". That's too low brow for him. It's Clairol or nothing! Below is a photo. The way he's dressed with his new sassy brown hair color, he's giving me vibes of high school lacrosse coach in the throngs of a midlife crisis. Read More

   ►MNTN, a global digital agency that is the parent company of Ryan Reynold's production company Maximum Effort, is offloading its interest to "an affiliate of its original owner". Ha, ha!  My guess is MNTN is selling their stake back to Ryan to rid themselves of the stink from the bad press drama between him-Blake-and director Justin Baldoni. Can't blame MNTN, who needs that kind of attention.  As part of the "buh-bye" transaction, the 2 companies entered into an agreement where Maximum Effort, "will continue to provide some creative services to MNTN". BTW, Ryan Reynolds serves as the Chief Creative Officer for MNTN. Oh, where does he find the time to fight Justin, work for a global company, make movies, and attend red carpet events to flash his condescending smug at the paps? Anywhichway, I gotta believe that MNTM is now trying to figure out an exit plan to get rid of Deadpool from their staff. In case you care (and I don't blame you if you ...