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EVENING NIGHTCAP: Tammy & Ana Are Coupling. Gremlins Reboot?

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   ► Contract romance season is in full swing since award season is 6 months away. Yesterday I wrote about Pammy Anderson & Liam Neeson and Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau as celebs who have been seen getting all cozy like teenagers at school dance. Well, today you can add Tammy Cruise (63) and Ana de Armas (37) to the pile. Tammy and Ana have been rumored since February to be "dating" when they were spotted having a cozy dinner in London. The guessing game of whether or not Ana passed the CO$ audition is over. The 2 of them were photographed with a gaggle of paps in tow as they strolled holding hands in Vermont where Ana has a multi-million dollar house. They visited a small town with the cameras capturing their fauxmance as they checked-off activities from a Hallmark movie:  Read More ☑ Strolling hand in hand ☑ Eating ice cream together ☑ Shopping together. BONUS: bags in hand  ☑ Showing playfulness, coyly smiling at each other  Tom Cruise and Ana de Arma...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: ♥ Couple Alert: Katy & Justin? Pam & Liam?

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  ► It's a slow news day. I was browsing the headlines when this little gem caught my attention. The eagle eye paps caught Katy Perry (40) and ex-PM of Canada Justin Trudeau (53) having a cozy dinner in Montreal. The duo were seeing having cocktails, eating lobster and having a merry old time without a care in the world. Afterwards, they departed with the twinkle of stars lighting their way as the heavens blessed this potential planetary explosion. I added that last part. I recently  visited an observatory and re-read "Cosmos" by Carl Sagan so I'm all about astronomy. Anyhoo, Katy is scheduled to perform in Montreal on July 30. Was their dinner a mere meeting of 2 vacuous morons or the beginning of romance?   Read More Comment: If these 2 become an item, Katy better watch her back cause I'm sure Ivanka Trump is still eye fucking Justin from back in 2017 when she was the Blonde Advisor to the Felon in Chief.  Look at the way she's lusting after Justin in th...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Hey SJP...What's Your Point? Satan's Workshop Is At It Again.

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  ► During an appearance on the Call Her Daddy podcast, My Little Pony (Govt Name: Sarah Jessica Parker) said when she was a struggling actress in-between her gig on the 1983 TV show Square Pegs and the 4 movies she was cast in around that time, she had to learn to live "judiciously". SJP said that back in 1983 she only spent $40 every 3 days on herself. That is the equivalent of $132 in today's dollars (or $264 a week). Again, that's spending on herself. She didn't define what "spending on herself" included. During the interview she neighed, "There’s security in financial gain”. Well duh, no shit Sherlock.   Read More   Sarah Jessica Parker, 2022. Photo: WKYC.com Comment :   I don't know what the point was in her sharing that story on the podcast. Me thinks it was an attempt to be relatable to us plebs who are struggling to make ends meet in this shitty economy courtesy of the Felon in Chief and greedy companies. Or was she telling people to li...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Will Smith Money Woes? Tay-Tay Gets Waxed.

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  ► A story making the internet gossip round is about Will Smith's piggy bank. He and his wife Jada Smith are unloading property from their portfolio like it was clearance day at Dollar General. Some are speculating they're having money woes because let's face it: the job offers aren't pouring in after the infamous 2022 Slapgate. That caused him to be banned for 10 years from the Oscars. It's no secret Will and Jada live lavishly with the 2 of them having separate lives that include numerous mansions, staff, cars, etc. That means the bills pile up with property taxes, salaries for employees, security, utilities, and so on. Plus, they're probbably still indulging their adult kids by bankrolling whatever project of day they're into. He and Jada think their spawns are Hollywood royalty.  Will tried to make some moolah recently by resurrecting his music career. He released a new album this past March after a 10 year hiatus. The album was a colossal flop and fail...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Brooklyn Is At It Again. Uncross Your Legs - Basic Instinct Reboot Is Coming.

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    ► Brooklyn Beckham, the Jeopardy answer to "Worthless Nepo Kids", is courting culinary controversy with his latest fake chef stunt. I'm calling it a stunt because his knowledge of the culinary arts can fit inside a shot glass. He thinks Thermador is Thor's younger brother. While sunning on his yacht off a Mediterranean harbor, BB decided to multi-task by showing how he cooks pasta while being an eco-warrior and peddling his Cloud 23 sauce that doubles as a hair shampoo bottle. He scooped sea water into a pot to cook the pasta. BB failed to realize his yacht is anchored in a harbor where other yachts and boats are parked. Parked vessels leak diesel fuel into the water, dump sewage and other nasty stuff. The internet was quick to point this out to boy genius, reminding him that using sea water is a good way to contract ecoli and water borne ailments. Even if he was out in the middle of the ocean without the issue of nearby yachts dumping their junk (looking at you J...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Why Goopy & Madonna uncoupled. Tension at Caza Bezos-Sanchez?

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   ►Back in the 1990s, Madonna and Goopy became besties. They hung out together, both married Brits, and they even wore red strings to signify their faux embrace of the Kabbalah trend which was all the rage. Then, in the early 2000s, they stopped braiding each other's hair and kaput: friendship out the window like a bad fart. Fast forward to today. According to Amy Odell author of  Gwyneth: The Biography,  she spills the tea on why. It all goes back to an incident that happened when Goopy and her then husband, Chris Martin, were on vacay at an island for the entitled rich. The story goes that Madonna seemed to know where Goopy & Chris went and she conveniently ran into them. Oh, how Single White Female of her. The couple found this strange but didn't think twice about it. Madonna insisted they join her for dinner, with her daughter Lourdes (around 10 yrs old at the time, if my math is correct) and other guests. During dinner, Madonna went all Mommie Dearest ...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Legend Of Zelda Casting News. Alison & Dave's PDI (public display of ickiness)

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  ► A few months back the video game, The Legend of Zelda, announced it was being made into a live action movie. Actors have been slobbering over themselves to play the title roles of Zelda and side kick Link. Today, producers announced that actress Bo Bragason will be Zelda and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth will be Link. If you're thinking, "who the hell are these two", you're not alone. Bo is relatively unknown. She was in the Netflix series, "Renegade". For those of over the age of 35, don't confuse it with the 1990's TV series, "Renegade" starring Lorenzo Lamas as an ex-cop with luscious hair and a motorcycle. Benjamin's most memorable role was playing Pinocchio in the 2022 live action shitfest. That movie was so bad it received a 27% Rotten Tomatoes rating. Anyhoo, directing The Legend of Zelda is Wes Ball, who gave us the eye rolling "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes", the 4th movie in the reboot of the franchise. Before that...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: New Besties = Apocalypse Is Near. JLo's "Up All Night".

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   ► After an exhausting 3 days of wearing couture, waving to plebs and sailing into Venice  in a mega yacht to attend Jeff Bozo and Dirty Sanchez wedding, new besties Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King, and momager Kris Jenner needed to recuperate. They took their reign of entitlement terror to Spain where they sailed around the coast on a yacht the size of an aircraft carrier. The trio shared photos taken by Beelzebub Studios showing them sunning and planning their world domination. You just know these three harpies never leave home without their crew of photographers, stylist, make up artist, and hairdressers to capture impromptu moments like the one below. I can hear them say, "let's sit on these outrageously expensive custom made pillows to show the plebs we're just like them". Now take those pillows away and get our gold thrones.   Read More Comment : When I saw this photo, I immediately thought the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse needs to be updated to reflect moder...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Shut Up SJP. Just Call Kelly Clarkson "Flake".

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  ► My Little Pony (Govt Name: Sarah Jessica Parker or SJP) is out to prove to the world that she's a deep thinker and intellect along the lines of Aristotle or Plato. A while back told the Pen Literary Awards committee that she reads 2 books / a day along with bragging that she's a judge for the 2025 Booker Prize. Variety Magazine threw shade at SJP's dubious claim by saying, "either she has more hours in the day than the rest of us, is a Guinness World Record-level speed reader or is a liar." Oh the burn! I'm going with SJP being a liar. In any case, SJP decided to stick her hoof in the current global discord by explaining why she doesn't discuss geo-political and social issues on SM or anywhere else. Here's what she neighed out of her mouth:   Read More  “I don’t talk on social media because I don’t think it’s a place that’s deserving of any real complicated conversation,” Parker said. She pointed out that politics went on for decades before the i...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Denise & Aaron Are Done. Nacho Fight (only in Florida).

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  ► Aaron Phypers (52) filed for divorce from Denise Richards (54) after 6 years of wedded bliss. Aaron checked off the irreconcilable differences box on the divorce form. Back in March, Denise gushed that divorce for them would never be an option, and that living with her was difficult - which Aaron agreed. See, that was mistake #1. Mistake #2 was Denise doing Only Fans with her grown daughter and showing their chochas and tatas to pervs. Aaron and Denise have no kids together - thank gawd. But they do share a motorcycle, power tools, and a sports care which were Aaron's to begin with. He wants to keep them. Fine! Keep your damn power tools. In case you're wondering how these got together, they met at a healing center in Malibu, California where Denise was undergoing "preventative DNA  repair". WTF is that? Does it involve hoisting herself on a car lift to check under the hood?  Aaron was previously married to Nicolette Sheridan of Desperate Housewives and Denise to ...