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   ► The drama of A$AP trial is over. After arriving to the court room 30 minutes late and offering no explanation or apology for his tardiness, a jury acquitted him on 2 counts of felony assault charges with a gun. In case you forgot what this trial was about: Back in November 2021, A$AP and his now ex-friend A$AP Rilli met up at Hollywood with some old high school friends. An issue broke out between the 2 of them. Rocky pulled a gun and shot twice at Rilli, resulting in injuries to his hand (nothing serious). Rilli went to the police and, well, there you have it.  Rocky's lawyers claim the gun used was a prop that fired blanks and that Rilli is an "opportunist" who only went to the police to get money out of Rocky. Rilli's attorneys had a different story about the incident. Anyway,  Rhianna (his GF & the mom of their kids) was in the court room and was asked about the acquittal. She ignored everyone and happily strolled out. Now that he's been acquitted, Roc...

  ► It's Pluto Day, and no, I'm not talking about the dog that's owned by Goofy the dog. I never understood why Walt Disney had a dog be the owner of another dog. Twisted shit going on there. Anyhoo, Pluto Day celebrates the discovery of the 9th planet in the universe by astronomer Clyde Tombaugh.  Yes, Pluto is still a planet in my book.  Back in 2006, Pluto was demoted to dwarf planet status by the queen bees who run the International Astronomical Union (IAU). Pluto was demoted because it refused to wear pink on Tuesdays. Actually, the "you can't sit with us" order was because Pluto didn't meet the criteria of, "clearing its neighborhood in its orbit". Huh? Did they expect Pluto to whip out a quantum size leaf blower to push the trash from it's neighboring planets? I'd tell them to clean up your own yard and leave me the hell alone. Celebrations of Pluto Day include asking the bitches at IAU to reinstate Pluto back to its planet status....

  ► In case you were wondering what Taylor Lautner has been up to since the Twilight flicks and a litany of career failures that are longer than the explanation our office intern gave for being late (again), then the wait is over. Taylor has signed up to produce and star in, "Taylor Lautner: Werewolf Hunter".  Hang on a sec while I laugh at this. Ha, ha, ha! Waaaa ha ha ha! The series is being developed by Amazon MGM Studios.  The synopsis below had to be written by ChatGPT because it's about as riveting as a watching Taylor pluck his eyebrows.  The series reeks of desperation for someone who's best years are in the rear view mirror. Read More  "Taylor is drawn into a secret society of werewolf trackers who need his unique expertise. As he navigates his double life—Hollywood actor by day, supernatural warrior by night—Taylor must wrestle with the ultimate irony: fighting the very creatures that made him famous. Between saving the world, reviving his career...

  ► The ingrown nail fungus known as Kid Rock had a public nuclear meltdown during a special concert to celebrate David Bryan's birthday. David is the keyboardist for Bon Jovi.  Kid Rock took the stage to perform "Proud Mary". As he was performing, he asked the crowd to clap along. They didn't'. He asked again. They ignored him again, the way I ignore unknown callers on my phone. Kid Rock became furious at the crowd, threw a f-bomb hissy fit and stormed off stage yelling, "If you ain't gonna clap, I'm going". The crowd DGAF and he left. Read More   Comment:   Ha, ha, ha! Now that's how you deal with whiny ass cry baby aholes who throw tempter tantrums because they're being ignored and no one gives a shit about them.  Kid Rock, undated. Photo: Carolyn Kaster / AP / Cleveland.com ► Tammy Cruise (62) was featured in a NFL commercial to welcome viewers for Superbowl 59. People expressed concern at how different he looked. Some are saying he l...

    ► The only game that mattered last night was Puppy Bowl XXI. Can you believe it has been 21 years since this adorable show has aired?  Anywoof, after lots of butt sniffing, the occasional slobbering over the water bowl, and numerous touch downs, Team Fluff was crowned the winner. Leading the winning team  to victory were Smoosh, a Pekingese, and Abigail, a Labrador Retriever mix. These 2 fur balls tagged team as the canine version of Thelma & Louise as they went on a cross-country trip eluding the referees. The game awarded the MVP (most valuable puppy) to Foxtrot; and the Underdog Award went to Mercury. Congrats! Read More    Comment: I still remember watching the first Puppy Bowl.  I'm glad to see that 21 years later, it's still as popular as ever. I'm all for good causes that bring attention to animals and encourages people to adopt from shelters. Shelter doggies and kitties need and deserve a good home. Puppy Bowl XXI. Photo: John Novak/An...

    ► Jurassic Park: World Rebirth dropped the trailer for umpteenth sequel to the franchise. The movie starts Jonathan Bailey, ScarJo, and Mahhershala Ali.  The plot is about dinos, someone being chased, our planet being inhospitable, big pharma, bla, bla, bla.  ScarJo plays a quasi military operations specialist. From the looks of the trailer, she does her best to be some badass Sara Conner (from Terminator) meets GI Jane.  Cast members from previous movies are not in it. Okay, maybe one cast member from the 1st Jurassic movie is making a cameo. It will be the *HBIC velociraptor. She was forced to appear in this mess because of contractual obligations. I hope she was able to negotiate for organic, free range goat meat and a larger cage as part of her pay package. The movie opens July 2.  Read More   *HBIC = head bitch in charge Comment :  I'm busy on July 2nd and if I'm not, then I will find something to do. I refuse to park my ass in a smelly ...

   ► Looks like Boy George and Culture Club are at risk of losing trademarks to their names and their music catalog due to not using Quicken to manage their finances. Years ago, BG and CC trademarked their names. Someone forget to uncuff themself from a radiator and pencil in their calendar to renew the trademarks, which expired in December. On top of this, BG and  CC are in a legal battle because they owe a truckload of money.  Mispocha Touring, which handle their music catalog and managed by BG and 2 members of CC, went bankrupt in 2023. They owed a finance company £1.37 million pounds (or $1.69 million dollars); plus the band had racked up debts of almost £12 million (or $14.7 million dollars), most of which was owed to Live Nation. If the debts aren't settled they risk losing their music catalog, trademarks to their names, and Boy George's makeup Caboodle case. Read More  

     ► Netflix, the streaming channel that prefers to piss away money on crap like Emily In Paris and shitty shows about Walmart Wallis & Temu Edward, is at it again This time they're going to piss away millions upon millions to reboot Little House on the Prairie. LHP was a beloved TV show that aired form 1974 - 1983 and is based on the books by Laura Ingalls Wilder. Reruns of the show continue to be very popular, which you can watch on Peacock or Amazon Prime. That gave Netflix executives  an idea: let's reboot it! No word on casting. The executive producer will be Rebecca Sonneshine (of Vampire Diaries).  Netflix farted out this statement: Read More "Part hopeful family drama, part epic survival tale, and part origin story of the American West, this fresh adaptation of Laura Ingalls Wilder’s iconic semi-autobiographical “Little House” books offers a kaleidoscopic view of the struggles and triumphs of those who shaped the frontier." Little House on the ...

  ► The Doomsday Clock, the international timepiece that signals how close the planet is to reaching its limits with the buffoonery people, has moved up it's notice of eviction for humans. The clock has been set to 89 seconds to midnight. It's the first time the clock has moved forward since 2023. Last year, it was set to 90 seconds. Whoo-hoo, now you get one less second to scratch your ass, finish nuking that Hot Pocket, or fold that pile of laundry on your bed. According to the brainiacs at the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists: Read More "We track man-made threats and focuses on three main hazard areas — nuclear risk, climate change and disruptive technologies — to determine the clock's placement. The clock's position this year was set based on "nuclear weapons threats, the climate crisis, biological threats, and disruptive technologies like artificial intelligence," according to a press release from the Bulletin. The Doomsday Clock was moved to 89 ...