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    ► Insiders are whispering that 3 years since Britney Spears convservatorship ended, she is blowing through her $60 million fortune like a pissed off teenager who stole their parents credit card. Even Jessica Simpson has chimed in on the issue during an impromptu interview with reporters (read about it) . Jessica said it's easy to lose a fortune if a person isn't careful and offered a couple of pieces of advice for Ms. Cheetos.  Britney's lavish spending since her conservatorship ended includes multiple expensive vacations to the Brando Resort in French Polynesia at $1million per trip including using a private jet. She also has spent $350,000 at the Four Seasons Presidential Suite in Hawaii on multiple occasions (no word if she visited her estranged 2 grown sons who now live there). She has also spent $4 million in legals fees that includes settling her conservatorship fight with her dad. He supposedly received no money in the settlement. Only his legals fees were paid.

     Programming Note Reminder:   I will be posting sporadically over the next few weeks due to work schedule. I appreciate your understanding . ► Tom Brady, the retired-unretired-retired football quarterback who, IMO, resembles Frankenstein's monster sans the 2 neck bolts, is being accused of bamboozling his super fans at an autograph event.  Several days ago, fans paid over $3,600 for VIP tickets to a business conference that featured the neck bolt dolt as a guest speaker.  Fans lined up to have him autograph memorabilia and instead of signing his name, he drew a line or a squiggle like he was signing divorce papers (see example below). It pissed off attendees who felt they were duped.  As expected, Tom's handlers are blaming event organizers since they thought Tom was only going to sign a few books and photographs and not memorabilia such as shirts, footballs, Super Bowl tickets, etc. Event organizers are blaming Tom for being a d-bag to his fans. Tom has declined to comment

    Programming Note :   For the next few weeks, there's a good chance I will be posting sporadically due to work schedule. I appreciate your understanding. ► Have you ever been stopped by a police officer and tried to talk you way out of a violation? Well, Gisele Bundchen apparently doesn't believe in this method. Or the Reese Witherspoon tactic of pulling the "don't you know who I am" stunt with a police officer. Gisele was pulled over by a Miami cop for a traffic violation. She took a different route and started sobbing, wailing, and ugly crying in her $150,000 Mercedes wagon.  The police officer must not have been impressed by her "poor rich person tears" because he gave her a ticket and went his way. Read More Gisele Bundchen crying during a traffic violation. Photo: Backgrid/Daily Mail.com Comment:  The few times I have been pulled over, I knew I was guilty (going over the speed limit or having a busted tail light). I admitted it and didn't

      ► Canadian chanteuse Celine Dion sat down for an interview with Vogue France which include a fashion shoot. In the interview, she discussed living with stiff person syndrome and that she remains hopeful for a cure. She also made a point of saying that she, "does not accept freebies" when it comes to fashion. Oooh, you go Celine!  I like the way she threw shade at celebs who shamelessly do this. Celine had this to say: Read More "People pay to come and hear me sing, so I pay to buy myself clothes by designers myself".  Comment: Below photos from the shoot. My favorite is the all-brown power suit which makes her look like she's ready to take names, kick some ass, and fire an entire staff for not having her mocha latte at the precise temperature. Celine is looking really good in these photos. No snark. Okay...maybe a little: the pink monstrosity looks like a toilet paper koozie that belongs in grandma's bathroom. Celine Dion for May 2024 Vogue France. Pho

      ► Lisa Rinna is someone I don't pay much attention to because I don't watch RHO____(name of city). I only remember her from Melrose Place and seeing her in ads for Lifetime movies while channel surfing. Oh, and Dlisted when MK used to mention her nepo daughter. Beyond that, she's like an colorectral exam: something you think about every few years or when the hemorrhoids start acting up.  A few days ago I grabbed my boogie board and waded over to the Daily Mail since I was bored and had some free time. They wrote about evolution of her face. Damn...WTF has she done? Read More Comment: I never realized how cute she used to be. Over the years, she has undergone a transformation that has resulted in her looking like Eddie Munster in drag. How the hell can Harry Hamlin (her hubs) allow this? Seriously, look at her! Her face looks like the result of hot wax being pored a cactus.  The evolution of Lisa Rinna's face. Photo: DailyMail.com ► If you have wondered which m

    ► Andy Cohen, the pit stain behind RHO___(fill in city), the Ktrash, and other bottom feeding shows that created a cottage industry of glorifying crass and trash, might be on his way out. Andy has been dealing with a tsunami of bad press lately that includes allegations of d-bag behavior piling up like dirty laundry in teenager's room. Plus, there's shit load of chaos within the RHO__ franchise and declining ratings. Some outlets are reporting that he's in talks to leave the Bravo network and is trying to negotiate an "exit package".  Read More Comment :  I remember when Bravo network used to be about quality shows and movies. They had a show about jazz which was a fun watch. Then came Andy and a slew of new producers who turned it into a cesspool.  I hope he leaves and crawls back under whatever rock he came from. Andy Cohen. Photo: thesun.co.uk ► If you are anxiously sitting around waiting for Quentin Tarantino's next (and supposedly final) movie, well k

    ► During an interview with Evening Standard, the truth speaking dirty ashtray known as Courtney Love rambled about a bunch of stuff in her usual WTF style.  She praised legendary female artists that include Patti Smith, Joni Mitchell, Nina Simone, Julie London, and Debbie Harry. However, when asked about the reigning Tapioca Queen (Govt Name: Taylor Swift) and today's crop of female pop artists, Courtney turned the volume to 11 on her blowhole and shared her 2-cents about Tay Tay and Lana Del Rey..and threw Madonna in for a bonus. Courtney said: Read More   “Taylor is not important,” Love, Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain's widow, told the publication. “She might be a safe space for girls, and she’s probably the Madonna of now, but she’s not interesting as an artist.”  About Lana: ‘I haven’t liked Lana since she covered a John Denver song, and I think she should really take seven years off. And as for Madonna, ‘I don’t like her and she doesn’t like me." Courtney Love 2024.