EVENING NIGHTCAP: Legend Of Zelda Casting News. Alison & Dave's PDI (public display of ickiness)

 

► A few months back the video game, The Legend of Zelda, announced it was being made into a live action movie. Actors have been slobbering over themselves to play the title roles of Zelda and side kick Link. Today, producers announced that actress Bo Bragason will be Zelda and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth will be Link. If you're thinking, "who the hell are these two", you're not alone. Bo is relatively unknown. She was in the Netflix series, "Renegade". For those of over the age of 35, don't confuse it with the 1990's TV series, "Renegade" starring Lorenzo Lamas as an ex-cop with luscious hair and a motorcycle. Benjamin's most memorable role was playing Pinocchio in the 2022 live action shitfest. That movie was so bad it received a 27% Rotten Tomatoes rating. Anyhoo, directing The Legend of Zelda is Wes Ball, who gave us the eye rolling "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes", the 4th movie in the reboot of the franchise. Before that, he directed "Maze Runner", and before that a bunch of nonsense that were probably his film school class projects.  Read More

Bo Bragason and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth. Photo: Phil Sharp/Courtesy/Deadline.com

Comment:  In my mind, Zelda and Link are 2 elfish-looking ass-kickers who don't take shit from anyone as they fight evil in the land of Hyrule. The actors cast to play the characters are about as badass as a bowl of corn flakes. Especially the dude who's playing Link. Just look at his publicity photo above. Does he look like he can grab a sword and shove it up your ass while telling you to F-Off with his eyes? NOPE. At least they didn't cast flavor of the month Sydney Sweeney, Sabrina Carpenter, or Timothee Chamalamadingdong (typo stays).

 

► Actress Alison Brie (42) and husband Dave Franco (40) are being tongue lashed for their PDI (public display of ickiness). The couple was having a quaint picnic at a Los Angeles park when Dave shoved his foot on her lap and she proceeded to cut his toe nails in public. That's right folks, clip-clip those nails, flings those clipping on the grass, dig for toe jam...the works. And before you ask...no, they were not filming a movie scene. The entire incident was caught on video by a passerby at the park.  Social media didn't take kindly to their public display of personal hygiene practices. Read More

 "Doing this for a man in public is wild", a caption on the video read.

"Seriously that’s so gross - go to a manicurist and get a proper mani and pedi - no one needs to see that in public". 

"In public is gross."

"Yeah that’s nasty Alison", one fan wrote on X.  

Comment: No word if Alison whipped up toe jam sandwiches for them to enjoy with a warm glass of Dave's piss in a bottle. WTF is wrong with these two? Do your personal hygiene in private. No one wants to see it. When I'm at a park, I don't see or to step on gross nail clippings or dog shit. JFC, people have zero common sense or decorum.   

Alison Brie cutting her husband, Dave Franco, toe nails at a park. Photo: US Weekly