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  This dog-murdering bitch, Kristi Noem! Unsurprisingly, Noem won 91% of your votes in this month's poll. Marky Mark came in at 4%, followed by Sheryl Crow (2%), Billie Eilish (2%) and Megan Thee Stallion (1%). See you all next month! Source: US House of Representatives

Our first contender for April's Shitbag of the Month is Sheryl Crow. The singer caught some flack earlier in the month for complaining about how hard it is for her to make ends meet these days , despite being worth an estimated $70 million. Crow claims she's had to sell songs to commercials because the way in which people consume music has changed so much over the years, meaning people aren't buying physical records anymore. She's not wrong, but the complaint still sounds a bit tone deaf (hehe) considering she owns a massive mansion on a huge horse farm in Nashville. Celebrities never cease to amaze me with their utter lack of self awareness.  Next up we have Billie Eilish. The pop star released her new album this month and has been taking the "I'm a big fat lesbian!!" route for promo. Bree has pointed out how thirsty  the singer is coming off doing this promo, claiming that she has always loved girls and finally realized she "wants her face in a vagi

  Not surprisingly, disgusting pervert Dan Schneider has snagged the top spot with 48% of your votes. Diddy placed second with 38%, followed by Oprah (8%), Christian Richard (4%), and Rebel Wilson last with 2% of the votes. As always, thank you for participating. See you next month with a new round of Shitbags! Source: Brian To

Our first candidate is Dan Schneider. The disgraced Nickelodeon producer made headlines this month after Investigation Discovery’s docu-series, Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV , explored the abuse and inappropriate behaviour allegations made against Schneider during his tenure at the network. Schneider has previously denied all allegations, claiming in a 2021 NYT interview that he was never inappropriate with staff. He claimed he would never have such long-term friendships and loyalty from so many reputable people if he’d mistreated actors of any age, especially minors. This sounds like something Harvey Weinstein would’ve said, only coated in the signature Nickelodeon green slime.  Danielle Monat, who starred in Victorious , claimed she had expressed concerns over  a scene being “too sexual” but Nickelodeon sided with Schneider and did not cut it. She also says female actors would often sit on Schneider’s lap on the Zoey 101 set.  Several actors from All That claim that Schnei

With 46% of the votes, rapist Russell Simmons has won the top spot! Chris Brown came in second at 23%, followed by JLo and Andy Cohen (11%) and Gina Carano at 9%. As always, thank you for voting, Peckers! See you next month with a fresh round of rotten shitbags. Source: Frazer Harrison/Getty

Happy March, Peckers! Let's review the short list of Shitbags from the shortest month of the year!  First up is Chris Brown. Now this man is a bona fide shitbag so it's no surprise seeing him on the list. The singer went on a rant  earlier this month after being uninvited to play in the 2024 Celebrity NBA All Stars basketball game. He was pissed off at the sponsor, Ruffles, for asking that he be booted from the lineup. You know you're shit when even potato chips hate you. Brown says he's sick of people bothering him and is "tired of living in the f***ing past." Gosh, poor Chris. It's so unfair how mean people are to him!  Our next candidate is Gina Carano. The former MMA fighter-turned actor is suing Disney for firing her ass from The Mandalorian back in 2021. She shared a bunch of MAGA views on twitter and mocked masking mandates during the pandemic. In her lawsuit (which is being funded by fellow Shitbag Elon Musk), Carano alleges that Disney and Lucasf

T.I. and Tiny Harris! With 39% of your votes, the couple has won this month's coveted crown for their shitbaggery. Let's wish them all the worst in their upcoming sexual assault lawsuit . At a close second, Nicki Minaj received 38% of the votes, followed by Alyssa Milano (15%), Barbie stans (4%), and US Federal Highway Department at 4%. Thanks for voting, and we'll see you next month for a new roundup of Shitbags! Source: People

Welcome, Peckers, to our first Shitbag of the Month poll for 2024. It seems like only yesterday we were placing the shit crown on Vanky's head. Here are this month's contenders.  First up is Alyssa Milano. The 51-year old actress has been getting shit  for sharing a GoFundMe page for her son's baseball trip. Fans are have been quick to point out that Milano, who has a reported net worth of 10 million dollars, should surely be able to fund the $10,000 being requested for the trip. Milano made a follow-up post claiming that she has paid for the team's uniforms, thrown birthday parties, and covered dues of kids who couldn't afford it. She also slammed fans who took to her son's personal instagram and left comments there about his mother's tone-deaf post. Milano is not the first celebrity to be chided for posting GoFundMe requests: others including Kylie Jenner, Bella Hadid, and Megan Fox. When will these people learn?! Our next candidate is the gaggle of butthu

With 37% of the votes, Ivanka Trump is Peckerwood Manor's 2023 Shitbag of the Year. Diddy came in second with 27%, followed by Kuntye at 24%, Russell Brand at 10% and Luis Rabiales at 2%. She is certainly deserving. Let's hope 2024 is a year of reckoning for this garbage family. Thank you for voting, Peckers! Until next month!

  Peckers, as we close the chapter on the year 2023, it's time to honour our December Shitbag of the Month, while also voting for Peckerwood Manor's first annual Shitbag of the Year! Voting will be based on the winners of all the previous months so far. As always, thank you for participating and we look forward to crowning a whole new crop of Shitbags in 2024! Without further ado, by a very small margin, December's Shitbag of the Month is none other than Kuntye. I think many of us agree that he could be included in every single monthly vote for the garbage behaviour he exhibits, so it's no surprise he takes the shit crown for December with 28% of the votes. Jonathan Majors and John Schneider both tied at 25.5% each. Oprah followed up with 12% of the votes, and Vin Diesel took last spot with 9%.  Below is the poll for our Shitbag of the Year: Loading…

First up is Jonathan Majors. On December 18th, Majors was found guilty of harassing and assaulting his ex-girlfriend, Grace Jabbari. Back in March, Jabbari had seen a text on Majors' phone to another woman and confronted him while the two were travelling in a private car. Majors then assaulted her in an effort to retrieve his phone. There was video surveillance of Jabbari disoriented and upset on the sidewalk after the incident. Other allegations of past abusive behaviour have surfaced since this lawsuit. After being found guilty, Both Marvel Studios and Disney have dropped Majors along with his talent agency and PR firm. Well, at least Meagan Good is going to stand by her man!  Our second contestant is John Schneider. The 63-year old Dukes of Hazzard star found himself in hot water after tweeting that Joe Biden is guilty of treason and should be publicly hung, along with his son. Well the US Secret Service doesn't take shit like this too lightly , and the actor is currently b

  Sean "Diddy" Combs, with 49% of the votes. Not surprising given the rapper's lengthy history of abuse, sexual assault and even murder allegations. Let's hope his victims can finally get justice. Oscar Pistorius placed second with 26%, followed by Terry Richardson (19%), Steven Tyler (6%), and Jamie Foxx (0% - I guess he was up against some pretty stiff competition).  Thanks for voting, and be sure to ttay tuned for a very special Shitbag of the Year post!

As we enter the holiday season, let's update our Naughty List with five more shitbags who deserve a lump of coal. Let's get right into this mess, shall we? Our first contender has gone by many names over the years: Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, Sean Puffy Combs, and even Love most recently. A shit by any other name would smell just as shitty. Bitch got sued this month by Cassie, who dated him for over a decade. In this suit, Cassie alleges that as soon as she met Diddy in 2005, he exerted complete control over her life. The lawsuit includes allegations of battery, rape, and forced sex acts with male sex workers. When the couple were on a break in 2011, Cassie briefly dated rapper Kid Cudi. The suit alleges that Diddy had the rapper's car blown up while it was parked in his driveway in 2012. Kid Cudi has confirmed that Cassie's account is true. Since the lawsuit was filed last month, Diddy has been in hot water and many other rape and assault allegations have surfaced. T

  Manky Vanky ! The disgraced NYC socialite won 48.3% of your votes! Second was Danny Elfman at 19.3%, followed by James Blunt (14.2%), Justin Timberlake (13.1%) and lastly JK Rowling at 5.1% of the votes. Thank you all for participating and we'll see you next month for another roundup of turds! Source: Slate

Another month, another roster of shitbags. Where does the time go?! Let's get right into it... First up is James Blunt . Wow, I've not thought about that guy in years. What could he possibly have done to land on our list?! Well, lots of drugs. The singer has been receiving backlash after discussing his friendship with Carrie Fisher in his memoir, "Loosely Based on a Made-Up Story." He says that he took a "different approach" to helping Fisher with her substance addiction by doing drugs with her instead of lecturing her on quitting once and for all. Uh, yeah, that's definitely a different approach. He was with Fisher the night before she was found unresponsive and died days later. The toxicology report showed many drugs in her system, including cocaine, MDMA, heroin and methadone. Blunt claims that Fisher's daughter, Billie Lourd, partly blames him for her mother's death and no longer speaks to him. Second on our list is Danny Elfman . Earlier thi

Well Peckers, here we are in Rocktober. As we enjoy the beauty of the harvest season, it's time to look back on the shitbags who should be used as fertilizer for next year's crops. Below are the five contestants with the voting buttons to follow! First up is Russell Brand . We've been lucky to not have heard much from this turd in recent years, but he's been in the headlines lately after four women have accused him of r*pe and sexual assault. These incidents allegedly occurred between 2006 and 2013 (he was married to Katy Perry from 2010-2012 and infamously dumped her via text message). Brand released a video where he denied these allegations, and lamented over the "baroque attacks" being launched at him. Brand's "brand" has always been a reckless douche with a viciously overinflated ego, so I absolutely believe he's capable of this horrible behaviour. I wish the victims well and hope they can see justice. Blech. Second on our list is Dane Co

To the surprise of no one, August's reigning Shitbag of the Month is Luis Rubiales. After Spain's incredible win at the Women's FIFA World Cup, the president of the Spanish Soccer Federation and overall sleazeball felt it appropriate to grab many of the players as he congratulated them on their monumental win. When Jenni Hermoso, the team's star player, approached Rubiales he forcibly kissed her on the lips. Fans were immediately furious with Rubiales' disgusting behaviour and have been demanding that he be fired. He has been suspended and there is an investigation underway. While he did burp up a mild apology, the president has generally been defending his behaviour and has no intention of stepping down from his position. It's no shock that Rubiales has been crowned our Shitbag of the Month. Hmm, I wonder what his prize should be? Photo: APN via Getty Images

In celebration of Back to School season, let's take a look back on August and some celebrities who should take some classes on how not to be a shitbag. Who do we think would be a good prof for that class? My vote goes to Keanu. Our first candidate for August's Shitbag is Lizzo. This has been quite the bad PR month for the floutist and pop singer, after several of her backup dancers have accused her of sexual harassment and creating a hostile work environment. Now these are some serious charges and so far Lizzo's response has been garbage. She stayed silent for about week, before burping up some Notes app statement basically saying she didn't do anything. She's also hired lawyer Marty Singer to file a countersuit, alleging malicious prosecution. Many former staffers have come out in support of her accusers, so it's not looking good for her. I don't think she'll be able to blame it on the juice now! FIFA VIA GETTY IMAGES Second up, we have Luis Rubiales.