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  Rapist Conor McGregor! Coming in with a whopping 86% of the votes, he was the overwhelming winner, followed up by Ivanka Trump (6%), Kirk Cameron (6%), and Gregg Wallace (2%). Thank you all for your patience with the poll this month. Stay tuned in coming weeks for December's SBOTM post along with 2024's annual Shitbag poll!  Image Source: Niall Carson/PA

Source: instagram Welcome Peckers to our penultimate Shitbag poll of 2024! Let's get right into November's cuntenders.... First up is Conor McGregor. The pint-sized UFC fighter lost a civil court case brought against him by Nicola Hand, a hair colourist who claims McGregor sexually assaulted her in 2018 at a hotel. She was taken to a hospital by ambulance the next morning where an EMT testified that he had "never seen someone so bruised." Hand claimed that McGregor had put her in a chokehold prior to the sexual assault, and she was so affected by the incident that she has been unable to work and sustain her relationship with her former partner. McGregor claims Hand was partying too hard and "swan dived" into the hotel's bath, which was the cause of her injuries. Regardless, a jury deemed McGregor guilty of the assault and has awarded Nicola 248,000 euros in damages.   Source: BBC/Shine TV  Next up is Gregg Wallace. The former MasterChef UK presenter step...

  Mike Jeffries! The sex-trafficking former CEO got 40% of your votes. Second place goes to Harvey Levin (30%), followed by Kanye West (14%), Oprah Winfrey (11%), and Garth Brooks (5%). See you next month!

Getty Our first contender this month is Garth Brooks. Bitch got sued this month by an anonymous former makeup artist and hairstylist claiming to have been sexually assaulted by Brooks. The woman was originally hired to work for Brooks' wife, Trisha Yearwood, back in 1999 and then was hired to work with Brooks in 2017. In addition to sexual assault and battery, the plaintiff is also stating that Brooks would repeatedly expose himself to her, share sexual fantasies with her, and also send her explicit text messages. Brooks has submitted a countersuit stating that his accuser sent him a letter claiming she planned to sue him for sexual assault after he declined her request for salaried employment and medical benefits. How greedy!  European Pressphoto Agency Keeping up with the sexual assault theme we have going on, Kanye West once again finds himself on the Shitbag of the Month poll. The disgraced rapper has been accused of drugging and sexually assaulting his former assistant, Laure...

  Shocking absolutely no one, Diddy wins with 71% of your votes. RFK Jr. came in a very distant second place at 12%, followed by Naomi Campbell (10%), Janet Jackson (5%), and Dave Grohl at 2%. Until next month, Peckers!

  Angela Weiss/Getty Our first contender of the month is Dave Grohl. The Foo Fighters frontman, and "nice guy" of rock shocked the world when he made a post on instagram this month announcing that he was now the father of baby "born outside of his marriage." Grohl has been married to his wife, Robyn Blum, for over 20 years and the two share three daughters aged 18, 15 and 10. Despite Grohl's nice guy persona, there have been rampant rumours of his infidelity for years. In fact, his first marriage to Jennifer Youngblood ended in 1997 due to him cheating. It is alleged that Grohl contacted a divorce lawyer prior to sharing his announcement, and it's also been alleged that he accused his wife of having a "flirty" relationship with her tennis coach. How bold! Shannon Finny/Getty Next up is presidential dropout and brain worm host Robert F Kennedy, Jr. RFK drew criticism at the end of August when an old interview his daughter did resurfaced whereby she...

  The sex offender, Kenneth Petty! With 46% of your votes, this slur-slinging shitbag takes the cake this month. Blake Lively took a close second with 45%, followed by Lily Allen (5%), Kate Beckinsale (3%) and Alicia Silverstone in last place with 1%. Thanks for voting, Peckers! See you next month!

Source: Barcroft Media First up is Lilly Allen. The British singer faced criticism this month when she revealed that she re-homed her puppy back in 2021 after the dog destroyed her and her children's passports. She says she "tried really hard" with her but she was a badly behaved dog and it just wasn't working. Fans and (of course) PETA chimed in with their admonishments, accusing Allen of treating the puppy like an accessory. However, many made the counter-point that people should not feel ashamed to re-home an animal that they aren't equipped to care for, and the stigma around this only makes matters worse for the pets. What do you think, Peckers? Source: Getty Our second contestant is Kate Beckinsale. The English actress was exposed  on X for not paying a $3,000 massage bill. The owner of the Bionic Method massage company shared an email he sent to Beckinsale's assistant requesting payment for his services after multiple failed attempts. Let's hope she ...

  Legendary couch fucker, JD Vance! Vance got 64% of your votes, followed by Amber Rose (19%), Chris Brown (16%), and Meghan Trainor & Ozzy Osbourne who tied with 0.5% each. Thank you for voting, Peckers, and we'll see you in the next round! Source: Graham Stokes

 Our first nominee is Meghan Trainor. We took the term "shitbag" a little literally here, since the "All About That Bass" singer recently said that she and her husband plan to get toilets that face each other when they move into their new home. If you recall, Trainor and her husband, Daryl Sabara, made headlines a few years back when they said that they had toilets next to each other so they could be together all the time. Umm, okay. Lord knows there are Shitbag nominees with way worse rap sheets, but we still find it strange that Trainor seems to poop-obsessed.  Second up is Chris Brown. This is not his first time on our Shitbags list, and I am sure it won't be his last. Bitch got sued  for $50 million this month by four plaintiffs who claim to have been assaulted by the singer and his goons after attending Brown's concert. Why anyone would attend a concert by that women-beating POS is beyond me. They claim they were invited backstage after his show, and on...

The queen of reckless driving, Caitlyn Jenner! She takes the crown with 48% of your votes, followed by Justin Timberlake at 29%, Katy Perry (12%), Nick Cannon (9%), and Gayle King with 2%. Thank you all for voting, and we'll see you next month!

Source: Michael Tran, Getty Images First up is Nick Cannon. The fertile father of 12 decided to insure his balls  for $10 million this month, reminding us just how funny he thinks it is to father that many kids and barely be present in their lives. I think spreading his seed has become his entire personality, to the point that he never makes headlines unless he's talking about his dick and what he does with it. This latest stunt might backfire and give one of his gaggle of baby mamas some ideas. But $10 million would last, what, two weeks given all the child support he must be paying? Yuck. Source: ITV Our second candidate is Caitlyn Jenner. Dan Carney, who works as a valet driver, took to X claiming that he was punched in the face by Jenner when he refused to let her drive off after she'd consumed "11 dirty martinis" at the bar the previous night. Caitlyn doesn't exactly have the best track record when it comes to driving a car. Maybe she should spend the money o...

Richard Dreyfuss, with 69% of your votes! John Legend came in second at 14%, followed by Kathy Hilton (9%), the unnamed red carpet usher at Cannes (6%), and Kelly Rowland with 2%. Thanks for voting, and we'll see you for another roundup next month! Source: Getty

Our first cuntender is Richard Dreyfuss. The actor sparked controversy when he went on a misogynistic, transphobic rant while at a special screening of Jaws at the Cabot Theatre in Boston on May 25th. He first stepped on the stage in a dress, then proceeded to say that parents shouldn't listen to their kids when they tell them they identify as a different gender. He considers it bad parenting to let your kid figure out their own gender identity, since they might change their minds someday. Next he called Steven Spielberg an idiot. He then went on to say how much he admires Barbra Streisand (I mean, who doesn't?!), but that despite her "genius" he chooses not to listen to her because "a woman shouldn't have that power." Uh, k. Hundreds of people reportedly ditched the event in disgust.  Next up is Kathy Hilton. The reality star showcased her "cost effective" jewelry line this month, which she claims was inspired by her late pal Elizabeth Taylor...

  This dog-murdering bitch, Kristi Noem! Unsurprisingly, Noem won 91% of your votes in this month's poll. Marky Mark came in at 4%, followed by Sheryl Crow (2%), Billie Eilish (2%) and Megan Thee Stallion (1%). See you all next month! Source: US House of Representatives

Our first contender for April's Shitbag of the Month is Sheryl Crow. The singer caught some flack earlier in the month for complaining about how hard it is for her to make ends meet these days , despite being worth an estimated $70 million. Crow claims she's had to sell songs to commercials because the way in which people consume music has changed so much over the years, meaning people aren't buying physical records anymore. She's not wrong, but the complaint still sounds a bit tone deaf (hehe) considering she owns a massive mansion on a huge horse farm in Nashville. Celebrities never cease to amaze me with their utter lack of self awareness.  Next up we have Billie Eilish. The pop star released her new album this month and has been taking the "I'm a big fat lesbian!!" route for promo. Bree has pointed out how thirsty  the singer is coming off doing this promo, claiming that she has always loved girls and finally realized she "wants her face in a vagi...

  Not surprisingly, disgusting pervert Dan Schneider has snagged the top spot with 48% of your votes. Diddy placed second with 38%, followed by Oprah (8%), Christian Richard (4%), and Rebel Wilson last with 2% of the votes. As always, thank you for participating. See you next month with a new round of Shitbags! Source: Brian To

Our first candidate is Dan Schneider. The disgraced Nickelodeon producer made headlines this month after Investigation Discovery’s docu-series, Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV , explored the abuse and inappropriate behaviour allegations made against Schneider during his tenure at the network. Schneider has previously denied all allegations, claiming in a 2021 NYT interview that he was never inappropriate with staff. He claimed he would never have such long-term friendships and loyalty from so many reputable people if he’d mistreated actors of any age, especially minors. This sounds like something Harvey Weinstein would’ve said, only coated in the signature Nickelodeon green slime.  Danielle Monat, who starred in Victorious , claimed she had expressed concerns over  a scene being “too sexual” but Nickelodeon sided with Schneider and did not cut it. She also says female actors would often sit on Schneider’s lap on the Zoey 101 set.  Several actors from All That cla...