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  With 86% of your votes, Nazi Elon Musk has been crowned as January's Shitbag of the month. Neil Gaiman was a distant second with 10%, RepubliCunts Carrie Underwood/Jewel received 3%, Zachery Ty Bryan got 1% and Jacqueline Bisset was less than 1%. Thank you for voting and we'll see you next month!

Source: Eugene Police Department Our first Shitbag contender is Zachery Ty Bryan. "WHO???" you might ask? Well he was the blond kid from Home Improvement. It seems he's better known these days for his brushes with the law, though. This month Bryan was arrested for second-degree domestic violence. This is only the latest in a slew of arrests since 2020, where Bryan was charged with DUI, domestic violence, and even fraud. Will he ever learn?! Source: Nick Cunard Next up is Neil Gaiman. The disgraced author found himself once again accused of sexual assault, this time by eight different women (four of whom had previously spoken out last year). One of the women was babysitting his 5-year old daughter at the time of her alleged assault. Others claim that they had originally consented to sexual activity, but Gaiman engaged in increasingly dangerous and painful behaviours, leaving his accusers scared and uncomfortable. Gaiman denies any wrongdoing, however, his Netflix show Sand...

  Well Peckers, here we are in 2025. And before we shut the door on 2024, let's take a look back at the crop of Shitbags we elected to our hall of shame. Please refresh your memory on each winner below, and place your vote in the comments for 2024's overall winner! January's shitbags were TI and Tiny, who were sued for allegedly drugging and sexually assaulting several women over the years. February's shitbag was Russell Simmons, who was accused of rape by over 20 different women. March's shitbag was Dan Schneider, who was accused of sexual misconduct toward several child actors during his tenure as a producer as Nickelodeon. April's shitbag of the month was dog-murdering psychopath, Kristi Noem! May's shitbag was Richard Dreyfuss, who went on a mysoginistic and transphobic rant while at a Jaws screening. June's shitbag was Caitlyn Jenner, who was accused of physically assaulting a valet driver after he refused to let her drive home drunk from a ho...

Source: Justin Lane/EPA  Welcome, Peckers, to our final Shitbag of the Month poll! Below are all of December's contenders.  First up is (A), Jay-Z . Beyonce's husband was accused of raping a 13-year old girl in 2000 alongside fellow Shitbag Diddy. The anonymous accuser claims that the assault happened after she was driven to an MTV Awards after-party. The rapper released a lengthy and admittedly bizarre statement shortly after the news broke, classing these claims as "idiotic" and saying he is a "young man who made it out of the project in Brooklyn." He has asked that the plaintiff reveal her name but the judge in this case has ruled that Jane Doe will remain anonymous for the time being. Source: Pennsylvania State Police Second up we have (B), the McDonald's employee who ratted out  identified Luigi Mangione as the killer of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. NYDP announced a reward for any tips leading to the conviction of Thompson's killer, an...

  Rapist Conor McGregor! Coming in with a whopping 86% of the votes, he was the overwhelming winner, followed up by Ivanka Trump (6%), Kirk Cameron (6%), and Gregg Wallace (2%). Thank you all for your patience with the poll this month. Stay tuned in coming weeks for December's SBOTM post along with 2024's annual Shitbag poll!  Image Source: Niall Carson/PA

Source: instagram Welcome Peckers to our penultimate Shitbag poll of 2024! Let's get right into November's cuntenders.... First up is Conor McGregor. The pint-sized UFC fighter lost a civil court case brought against him by Nicola Hand, a hair colourist who claims McGregor sexually assaulted her in 2018 at a hotel. She was taken to a hospital by ambulance the next morning where an EMT testified that he had "never seen someone so bruised." Hand claimed that McGregor had put her in a chokehold prior to the sexual assault, and she was so affected by the incident that she has been unable to work and sustain her relationship with her former partner. McGregor claims Hand was partying too hard and "swan dived" into the hotel's bath, which was the cause of her injuries. Regardless, a jury deemed McGregor guilty of the assault and has awarded Nicola 248,000 euros in damages.   Source: BBC/Shine TV  Next up is Gregg Wallace. The former MasterChef UK presenter step...

  Mike Jeffries! The sex-trafficking former CEO got 40% of your votes. Second place goes to Harvey Levin (30%), followed by Kanye West (14%), Oprah Winfrey (11%), and Garth Brooks (5%). See you next month!

Getty Our first contender this month is Garth Brooks. Bitch got sued this month by an anonymous former makeup artist and hairstylist claiming to have been sexually assaulted by Brooks. The woman was originally hired to work for Brooks' wife, Trisha Yearwood, back in 1999 and then was hired to work with Brooks in 2017. In addition to sexual assault and battery, the plaintiff is also stating that Brooks would repeatedly expose himself to her, share sexual fantasies with her, and also send her explicit text messages. Brooks has submitted a countersuit stating that his accuser sent him a letter claiming she planned to sue him for sexual assault after he declined her request for salaried employment and medical benefits. How greedy!  European Pressphoto Agency Keeping up with the sexual assault theme we have going on, Kanye West once again finds himself on the Shitbag of the Month poll. The disgraced rapper has been accused of drugging and sexually assaulting his former assistant, Laure...

  Shocking absolutely no one, Diddy wins with 71% of your votes. RFK Jr. came in a very distant second place at 12%, followed by Naomi Campbell (10%), Janet Jackson (5%), and Dave Grohl at 2%. Until next month, Peckers!

  Angela Weiss/Getty Our first contender of the month is Dave Grohl. The Foo Fighters frontman, and "nice guy" of rock shocked the world when he made a post on instagram this month announcing that he was now the father of baby "born outside of his marriage." Grohl has been married to his wife, Robyn Blum, for over 20 years and the two share three daughters aged 18, 15 and 10. Despite Grohl's nice guy persona, there have been rampant rumours of his infidelity for years. In fact, his first marriage to Jennifer Youngblood ended in 1997 due to him cheating. It is alleged that Grohl contacted a divorce lawyer prior to sharing his announcement, and it's also been alleged that he accused his wife of having a "flirty" relationship with her tennis coach. How bold! Shannon Finny/Getty Next up is presidential dropout and brain worm host Robert F Kennedy, Jr. RFK drew criticism at the end of August when an old interview his daughter did resurfaced whereby she...

  The sex offender, Kenneth Petty! With 46% of your votes, this slur-slinging shitbag takes the cake this month. Blake Lively took a close second with 45%, followed by Lily Allen (5%), Kate Beckinsale (3%) and Alicia Silverstone in last place with 1%. Thanks for voting, Peckers! See you next month!

Source: Barcroft Media First up is Lilly Allen. The British singer faced criticism this month when she revealed that she re-homed her puppy back in 2021 after the dog destroyed her and her children's passports. She says she "tried really hard" with her but she was a badly behaved dog and it just wasn't working. Fans and (of course) PETA chimed in with their admonishments, accusing Allen of treating the puppy like an accessory. However, many made the counter-point that people should not feel ashamed to re-home an animal that they aren't equipped to care for, and the stigma around this only makes matters worse for the pets. What do you think, Peckers? Source: Getty Our second contestant is Kate Beckinsale. The English actress was exposed  on X for not paying a $3,000 massage bill. The owner of the Bionic Method massage company shared an email he sent to Beckinsale's assistant requesting payment for his services after multiple failed attempts. Let's hope she ...

  Legendary couch fucker, JD Vance! Vance got 64% of your votes, followed by Amber Rose (19%), Chris Brown (16%), and Meghan Trainor & Ozzy Osbourne who tied with 0.5% each. Thank you for voting, Peckers, and we'll see you in the next round! Source: Graham Stokes