February's Shitbag of the Month is.....

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Steve Bannon! We are only two months into 2025 and our Shitbag winners so far are both Nazis. Just great. Bannon won 41% of your votes, followed by Kuntye (34%), Kourtney Kardashian (18%), Brian Co (5%), and Timothee Chalamet at 2%. Thank you for doing your civic duty and we'll see you soon for the March poll!

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