Peckerwood Manor

This person not only brought their baby to the pit of a concert, they also placed the poor thing on a jacket on the floor. There are some people claiming it is a Reborn doll, though it's not been confirmed. Either way, this is not a good look for the Swifties. Source: reddit

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Domestic violence, sexual assault, skid-marked undies! These are just a few of the dangers which some straight men perpetrate and possess according to a series of TickTwat viral memes in which women declare that they'd rather spend time in the woods with a bear instead of an unknown man - since a bear will only kill and eat them. They mean a literal bear, not a ghey bear, who'll only binge-watch "Housewives" with them or take them out for cocktails and titters.  Hilariously, some straight men are missing the point entirely: that women naturally need to be on guard because there's no way of knowing what an unknown guy might do. Duh! Instead, they feel "demeaned" and "attacked." Some have even huffily noted, "There is not enough context to answer this question!" believing that they're being all smarty-like and sagacious.  Predictably, these same men are now labeling those who choose the bears as "man-haters," along with a

  Katy Perry was unable to attend last night's Met Gala as she "had to work" but that didn't stop people on the internet from generating AI pics of her seemingly on the event's red carpet. Perry claims even her mother was fooled by the photos. I admit they do look pretty realistic, which is what makes AI technology so freaky. They also did the same to Rihanna: Source: X, BBC

Daniella Claeys, a 24-year-old waitress from London, turned a whining, entitled critique into a fashion statement by printing a sour one-star review on a T-shirt. The review resulted from Daniella's migraine-induced suggestion that a family with a crying baby dine outside, which they did not take well. Because, as we know, everyone else in the restaurant didn't matter; only precious Junior's needs mattered. They are lucky some Peckerwood residents weren't around; Junior would not only shut up but so would the parents. The review blasted the restaurant for being unfriendly to families, specifically calling out Daniella for her apparent discomfort. Instead of wallowing in misery, Daniella chose to wear her critique like a badge of honor, literally. She printed the review on a T-shirt and flaunted it at work, sharing her wardrobe update on TikTok, where it quickly went viral, racking up 2.9 million views. This cheeky move cheered Daniella up and sparked a broader conversat

In "Elites Finally Getting Fucked by the Poors" news, a 27-year-old regular dude from Mexico recently snagged not one but TWO pairs of Cartier 18-carat rose gold diamond earrings for $14 bucks each due to an error on their website. I mean, you can't even get a pizza for that little these days! Rogelio Villarreal came across the earrings while browsing Cartier's website last December, noticing that they had been mistakenly listed at $14 instead of the correct price, $14,000. He then decided to order two pairs, sharing on social media, "I have the worst luck in the world and I've never made any money, and what I have is because I bought it." Of course, Cartier at first refused to ship the earrings, offering him a bottle of champagne instead. Listen, we're poor, not desperate....okay, maybe we're desperate, but we're not stupid....okay, a lot of us are stupid, but not as stupid as someone who put up a pair of $14k earrings for $14. Eventually,

  Kerry Ann Stevens, a UK solicitor specializing in criminal law of all things, was booted from her profession this week after it was determined that she was a serial dine-and-dasher. In one instance, she had ordered £43 worth of delivery through the Just Eat app, only to slam her front door in the delivery driver's face when he was expecting payment after giving her the food. Stevens claimed she had already paid online, which was not the case. The money wound up being deducted from the driver's wages, which seems super unethical! In a separate instance, Stevens and her husband left Harvester restaurant without paying their £60 tab, where she claimed she did not have her bank card. The restaurant manager phoned her several times to collect payment, but they never received the money and filed a police report. Stevens was subsequently arrested and was found guilty of fraud. This week the professional tribunal found her guilty of professional misconduct and struck her from the pro

I think a Manor field trip is in the works, wouldn't you agree? Just a little detour on the bus to hell... Happy Friday, lovelies!

 

Bow down, bitches. Miss Norma Desmond, the famed star of stage and screen, has decided to bless the Manor with her presence today. Or rather, La Burnett, who first played Norma on her variety show in 1976, and continued  the role in a delightful series of sketches which parodied Gloria Swanson's silent movie queen from the 1950 film-noir, "Sunset Boulevard."  But it wasn't just Gloria who fueled Norma. As Carol revealed years later, another inspiration for her performance was Mabel Normand, a popular silent movie comic - she was the first actor to get a pie thrown in the face - and one of the very first female screenwriters. Tragically, she was also the last person known to have seen director William Desmond Taylor alive before he was shotgunned to death in a famed Hollywood murder which remains unsolved to this day, and which haunted Mabel's career thereafter. She died at age 36 from tuberculosis.  Reportedly, Gloria got a good chuckle out of Carol's performa

This monstrosity has been seen driving around Florida (where else?) recently. We all know Cybertrucks are for tacky edgelord losers but this one really takes the cake! Source: reddit

Amidst a particular audacious flock of gulls who have been invading England and Scotland, one colossal bird, with its aggressive behavior, is asserting its dominance in the area around the Exchange Flags just behind Liverpool Town Hall. No one is safe from these thugs, and crime rates have risen dramatically. This situation demands immediate attention and action. This cannot go on.  Several journalists, including a seasoned crime reporter named Paddy, who had seen some things during their time reporting on the gritty stories of the underbelly of humanity, have been among the victims. Paddy shared his harrowing experience: "I had just purchased a Margherita pizza slice from Greggs on Castle Street and was walking back through Exchange Flags towards my office. I've seen baked goods swiped out of people's hands regularly walking near the town hall, but you never think it would happen to you." "Out of nowhere, this monster swooped down, beady yellow eyes glaring, and

Gotcha, Shanna-Francine! As many of you know, Shanna-Francine is a delightful Peckerwood resident and the "last of the red hot smokers," as she likes to say. But she's very considerate and has her three daily ciggies - with her morning coffee, her afternoon coffee, and her evening Scotch - outside the Manor. "I feel like I'm in the 'Burn Out' lounge in high school," she says. As for the special lighter supplied by Medusa , oh, you li'l Dutch scamp, you!

  Well, country bumpkins Miley Cyrus and Beyonce have collaborated on a song called II Most Wanted, which features on Beyonce's Cowboy Carter album. I just wanna know why either of them signed off on this awful cover art. Someone on reddit said it looks like one of those drawings from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. TRUE!  Source: Beyonce on youtube

Celebrities - they were just like us! In an age where it seems like the current crop of celebs have their own personal chefs that cater to their every culinary whim, back in the old days they used to cook for themselves! Or at least that's what they had us believe. And I, for one, choose to believe, so in today's OP we'll take a look at what the old guard used to whip up in their charming little vintage kitchens. I've tried to enlarge them best I could, so hopefully our old eyeballs can read the text. If not, it might be best to slap that zoom tool or find them elsewhere out there on the interwebs. Audrey Hepburn's Chocolate Cake Barbra Streisand's Instant Coffee Ice Cream Soup Sales' Lemon Meringue Pie Carole Lombard's Barbecued Spare Ribs Frank Sinatra's Spaghetti & Meatballs Judy Garland's Vegetable Salad Dolly Parton's Banana Pudding Paul Lynde's Beef Stew Gary Cooper's Buttermilk Griddle Cakes Sophia Loren's Stuffed Mushr

 

Wine hors, you've met your match! Tom Gilbey just did The London Marathon, but with a touch of boozy savoir faire . " Quoi ?" you ask.  Allow me to explain. While running and raising money for Sobell House Hospice - in tribute to his dearly departed mum, since Sobell cared for her during her final days - Tom decided to up the ante by knocking back a glass of wine at every single one mile mark, and identifying the wine by type and year before continuing. That's every mile   - meaning 25 glasses of wine for 25 miles of running. He made it to the finish line, too, thank you very much.  Many were duly impressed. "I'd be hammered by stop 7," marveled one. "The running whilst drunk is impressive," noted another, "but I don't think many people realize how insane it is how many of his wine guesses were correct. As a sommelier, I salute you!"  So in addition to being able to hold his liquor, it turns out that Tom also has a discerning pal

  The moon has really been in the spotlight lately, hasn't she? Tonight is the pink full moon, so-called because of the pink mountain phlox that is one of the earliest widespread flowers of Spring. The full moon is in the sign of Scorpio, and can have a particular impact on the fixed signs of the zodiac (Scorpio, Leo, Taurus and Aquarius). It is a time of liberation, empowerment and relationships. Wishing you all a wonderful full moon tonight, Peckers! Source: ET India

I didn't think this was real until I saw it was in Alabama. Of course! Where else would you find a zoo full of jankily painted rocks that are supposed to look like animals? I know the history behind it sounds sweet; Granpappy saw a boulder in the road, said it looked like a bull, tried to find a professional artist to paint it, couldn't, so, dangit, he did it his own damn self.  People pay money to come to a zoo with nary an animal to behold but a field of rocks painted by someone who should be banned from every paint store in the universe. There is a level of fun absurdity about it that would be a wacky good time to see when drunk or high and do fucked up photo shoots all over the zoo. Channeling 70s fashion would be our theme.  Camel toes were the thing in the '70s. Apparently.  I just wanted to offer you some fashion inspo for the trip.  Alabama Rock Zoo awaits! Uncanny resemblance to...um...er...a cow seal. A frog?