We need to break out the Photoshop Awards for this one. Here's 45-year old Paris Hilton posing for photos to promote her skincare line, Parivie. The luxury skincare products are designed to protect skin from the stressors that come with a "modern lifestyle" by strengthening the skin barrier and targeting fine lines. It looks like the blur tool certainly targeted her fine lines in these photos. Credit: Paris Hilton/Instagram, Allure magazine

Greetings, music sloots, and welcome to a spanking new edition of Manor Music Monday, today en francais! What does that mean? It means we're about to explore a mesmerizing French chanteuse who briefly became a Hollywood starlet. Tonight at "Gober Moi, Cherie," the Manor's exclusive French music hall and dessert creperie, DJ Li'l Scratch will be playing all of her best tunes, each of which made the French swoon, thoughtfully smoke Gitanes, and ask themselves if they should be proud or ashamed for inventing mayonnaise and Pieds Paquets, or stewed sheep's feet. Shall we? Apres vous, mon ami.  Isn't she something? A lovely gamine , one might say. And tough as nails, too. Yes, it's the legendary Juliette Greco, whose sultry, commanding, deep-toned voice entranced nearly the entire world just after WWII. As a mysterious, sensual, femme fatale-like figure - whose devotees included Jean-Paul Sartre, Albert Camus and Miles Davis, the latter whom she had a tor...

Credit: Vittorio Zunino Celotto / Getty Here's Demi Moore attending the Gucci FW26 Show in Milan this week. The 63-year old was sporting a brand new bob hairdo and accessorized with her cute little dog, Pilaf! Here they are taking in the show. What do you think of this new look on Demi? Credit: People

Fall of Sound, 1980s Hiroshi Nagai

 

It is disgustingly gorgeous outside, and yeah, I know there's homework to do, or you gotta show up to carhop at the drive-in, or maybe you're a real-estate agent, a banker or maybe a homemaker with several squalling toddlers, but sometimes you just need some time to yourself. So let's hop in the car and drive, but make sure we're home in time to watch "Solid Gold" so we can make stupid comments and chat and gossip with each other, like it's an Open Post or something! Photo Credit: AK

  Hope all you snowed-in Peckers have plenty of snacks! Stay safe!

Greetings, music sluts and slutinos, and welcome to another edition of Manor Music Monday, today with an extra Ay and a  Yi , with an added Yi . Toss in a cuchi-cuchi and you're all set. You know her well if you're a human being, and even if you're an alien merely peeking in on humanity here and there, you know her. She's as ageless as Cher, as delightful as Dolly, and, yes, like them, needs only one name in order to be identified. If you're still confused, are you eight-years-old? Are you blind and deaf - put together? These are the only possible reasons I can think of that you might not know of this world-famous legendary legend (the kidults call her "iconic" in their best vocal fry). But on the off chance that you're deeply, mortifyingly confused, or actually do know of her and rightly want to celebrate her continued fabulousness, please join us tonight at "Sausage Stick!", the Manor's exclusive nightery and gourmet hot doggery where ...

Hot-cha! Jazz hands! All that jazz! Sunday is for relaxing, or perhaps dancing with your favorite happy-go-lucky Bendy Boy™. Go on, invite one over. They'd love to leap and frolic with you. Blast some music and they'll be right there. Such fun for everyone!

Credit: David Jon/Getty Here's Priyanka Chopra attending the screening of her latest movie, The Bluff , this Thursday in LA. The film, which releases later this month, is about a woman who must protect her home from her former pirate crew that she escaped from years ago.  In keeping with the swashbuckling theme, Chopra wore this outfit, complete with a pirate-style hat, from the Dior 2026 collection. I think the colours are all over the place, and the shoes add even more chaos to an already busy ensemble.  What do you think of this look, Peckers? Will you be checking out The Bluff ? Source: Hindustan Times

Chimney Sweep, 19th Century Firs Zhuravlev

 

So I was driving down this incline last November and a particular song was playing. I did a u'ey, drove back up the hill and took this picture.  I listen to the oldies stations 75% of the time and they rarely play "Love is Blue" (nor do they play "Classical Gas" often enough), but meanwhile we're subjected on a daily basis to "Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones (though I'm partial to this version). It's an okay song but enough , so this was kind of nice to hear and it feels appropriate to the view: Happy Open Post, darlings! Photo Credits: AK

Credit: harryanddavid.com Will you be indulging in a slice of king cake, or perhaps some fluffy pancakes? Enjoy the day, Peckers!

Greetings, music-loving sloots, and welcome to another edition of Manor Music Monday, today with a flame-haired Hollywood beauty who acted, sang and danced up a storm, and though she was known as "The Queen of Technicolor" given her eye-popping beauty and luxurious red locks in a series of popular Westerns, today she's remembered most for her roles in B&W film-noir thrillers. I know you'll be excited to hear her sing, and you can, tonight only, at the Manor's exclusive "Dry Docking!" after-hours lounge and salad bar. Dress to impress, because our singing lass always knows what to wear, or not. Can you guess who it is? If you guessed Rhonda Fleming, you're right! Collect your gift in the alleyway behind the north wing of the Manor (and bring lube). Anyhoo, our Rhonda was born Mary Louis in 1923 in Hollywood and trained in light opera while only a wee one, then entered - and won - several singing contests. It's no big surprise that she was sign...

According to BBC News, local residents in Torquay, England are simply baffled. Why does their “Daddyhole Road” sign keep getting stolen? In Old Devon-speak, "Daddyhole" refers to the devil, claim townsfolk, who once lived in a hole in the ground (or something like that).  But really, that was long ago, and "Daddyhole Road" now conjures up notions of burly-type fellows bent over roadside with their bootys bared and their sphincters coyly winking. Or so I assume, because I'm a good Christian woman, as they say, and know nothing of such filth and merriment.  Not to be outdone, the UK town of Shepshed has clapped back with:  Photo Credits: BBC, Facebook/Language Nerds

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Die Liebe einer Königin, 1923 Film Poster Art by Josef Fenneker