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  Well, country bumpkins Miley Cyrus and Beyonce have collaborated on a song called II Most Wanted, which features on Beyonce's Cowboy Carter album. I just wanna know why either of them signed off on this awful cover art. Someone on reddit said it looks like one of those drawings from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. TRUE!  Source: Beyonce on youtube

  Patrick Stump - American musician, singer-songwriter, member of Fall Out Boy - 40 (Immortals) Froy Gutierrez - American actor and singer - 26 Cassie Randolph - American tv personality - 29 Allison Iraheta - American singer - 32 Lovely Mimi - Vietnamese-American merida personality, artist and nail salon owner - 34 Martha Hunt - American model - 35 Lizzo - American rapper and singer - 36 William Moseley - English actor - 37 Jenna Coleman - English actress - 38 Ari Graynor - American actress - 41 Sally Hawkins - English actress - 48 Nigel Barker - Reality tv personality - 52 Kylie Travis - Australian actress - 54 Tess Daly - English tv presenter - 55 Matt Reeves - American filmmaker - 58 Anna Chancellor - English actress - 59 James LeGros - American actor - 62 Rande Gerber - American businessman - 63 Sheena Easton - Scottish singer and actress - 65 Ace Frehley - American musician, founding member of Kiss - 73 Kate Pierson - American singer, lyricist and founding member of t

Welcome, fellow trollops, to the latest edition of "Who's This Week's Thirstiest Ho?" Today's trio are drier than all those nasty couch cushion crumbs you've yet to vacuum up, so they need all the moisture they can get. First up, someone forgot to tell me that April was Clam Bumping Month™, because this week, not one, but two, female tarlets proudly announced that they're Lawrence Welk fans, if'n you get me drift. The first, Sophia Bush, a 40-ish actress formerly married to someone named Chad Michael Murray, and someone else named Grant Hughes, made headlines by announcing that her new lesbean lover is retired soccer star, Ashlyn Harris.  "Sophia Bush Hard-Launches New Relationship!" announced The Daily Beast  in a boner-shock headline that missed the ham wallet point by a mile. But whatevs. Welcome to the alphabet club, Sophia. Is Sophia thirsty? I don't think so, since she's not simultaneously promoting a new book, album, or sex toy

Celebrities - they were just like us! In an age where it seems like the current crop of celebs have their own personal chefs that cater to their every culinary whim, back in the old days they used to cook for themselves! Or at least that's what they had us believe. And I, for one, choose to believe, so in today's OP we'll take a look at what the old guard used to whip up in their charming little vintage kitchens. I've tried to enlarge them best I could, so hopefully our old eyeballs can read the text. If not, it might be best to slap that zoom tool or find them elsewhere out there on the interwebs. Audrey Hepburn's Chocolate Cake Barbra Streisand's Instant Coffee Ice Cream Soup Sales' Lemon Meringue Pie Carole Lombard's Barbecued Spare Ribs Frank Sinatra's Spaghetti & Meatballs Judy Garland's Vegetable Salad Dolly Parton's Banana Pudding Paul Lynde's Beef Stew Gary Cooper's Buttermilk Griddle Cakes Sophia Loren's Stuffed Mushr

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  Giorgio Moroder - Italian composer and music producer - 84 Luke Bracey - Australian actor - 35 Jemima Kirke - British-American artist, actress and director - 39 Ms. Dynamite - British singer and rapper - 43 Jordana Brewster - American actress - 44 Channing Tatum - American actor - 44 Stana Katic - Canadian actress and producer - 46 Pablo Schreiber - Canadian-American actor - 46 Fredrik Eklund - Swedish real estate broker, reality tv personality, author - 47 Tom Welling - American actor, director, producer, podcaster and model - 47 Mckenzie Westmore - American actress and singer - 47 Shondrella Avery - American actress, model and comedian - 53 Tionne Watkins aka T-Boz - American singer-songwriter, actress, author, producer - 54 Jacqueline Laurita - American tv personality - 54 Marianne Jean-Baptiste - English actress - 57 Kevin James - American comedian and actor - 59 Jet Li - Chinese-born Singaporean martial artist, former wushu champion, actor - 61 Michael Damian - American

    Programming Note :   For the next few weeks, there's a good chance I will be posting sporadically due to work schedule. I appreciate your understanding. ► Have you ever been stopped by a police officer and tried to talk you way out of a violation? Well, Gisele Bundchen apparently doesn't believe in this method. Or the Reese Witherspoon tactic of pulling the "don't you know who I am" stunt with a police officer. Gisele was pulled over by a Miami cop for a traffic violation. She took a different route and started sobbing, wailing, and ugly crying in her $150,000 Mercedes wagon.  The police officer must not have been impressed by her "poor rich person tears" because he gave her a ticket and went his way. Read More Gisele Bundchen crying during a traffic violation. Photo: Backgrid/Daily Mail.com Comment:  The few times I have been pulled over, I knew I was guilty (going over the speed limit or having a busted tail light). I admitted it and didn't

 

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

Ella Fitzgerald - American jazz singer - (1917-1996) Maggie Rogers - American singer-songwriter - 30 Jonathan Bailey - English actor - 36 Sara Paxton - American actress and singer - 36 Jay Park - American rapper, singer-songwriter, dancer, entrepreneur - 37 Daniel Sharman - English actor - 38 Rachel Lindsay - American media personality, attorney and podcaster - 39 Jillian Bell - American actress, comedian and screenwriter - 40 Melonie Diaz - American actress - 40 Jacob Underwood - American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, producer - 44 Marguerite Moreau - American actress - 47 Emily Bergl - English actress - 49 Jason Lee - American actor, filmmaker, photographer - 54 Joe Buck - American sportscaster for ESPN - 55 Gina Torres - American actress - 55 Renée Zellweger - American actress - 55 Rory Feek - American singer-songwriter - 59 Hank Azaria - American actor, comedian and producer - 60 Andy Bell - English singer-songwriter - 60 Jeffrey DeMunn - American actor - 77 Talia

Wine hors, you've met your match! Tom Gilbey just did The London Marathon, but with a touch of boozy savoir faire . " Quoi ?" you ask.  Allow me to explain. While running and raising money for Sobell House Hospice - in tribute to his dearly departed mum, since Sobell cared for her during her final days - Tom decided to up the ante by knocking back a glass of wine at every single one mile mark, and identifying the wine by type and year before continuing. That's every mile   - meaning 25 glasses of wine for 25 miles of running. He made it to the finish line, too, thank you very much.  Many were duly impressed. "I'd be hammered by stop 7," marveled one. "The running whilst drunk is impressive," noted another, "but I don't think many people realize how insane it is how many of his wine guesses were correct. As a sommelier, I salute you!"  So in addition to being able to hold his liquor, it turns out that Tom also has a discerning pal