Tom Parker - English singer, member of the band the Wanted - (1988-2022) Bruna Marquezine - Brazilian actress - 31 Jessica Sanchez - American singer-songwriter - 31 Bobby Shmurda - American rapper - 32 Tiffany Evans - American singer-songwriter and actress 34 Cole + Dylan Sprouse - American actors - 34 River Viiperi - Spanish model - 35 Chet Hanks - American actor, musician - 36 Crystal Bowersox - American singer, songwriter and actress - 41 Greta Gerwig - American actress, screenwriter, and director - 43 Marques Houston - American singer-songwriter, dancer - 45 Meghan Markle - American media personality and former actress - 45 Abigail Spencer - American actress - 45 Kurt Busch - American auto racing driver - 48 Kym Herjavec - Australian professional ballroom dancer and tv performer - 50 Jeff Gordon - American stock car racing executive, former pro stock car racing driver - 55 John August - American screenwriter and director - 56 Max Cavalera - Brazilian musician, co-founder o...

Greetings, music sloots, and welcome to another edition of Manor Music Monday, today with a cool breeze from more innocent times. How innocent? Let's just say that tonight at the Manor's "Booty Bang" lounge and dinette, the singer DJ Li'l Scratch will be playing, who first hit it big in the 1950s, is the epitome of sweetness and light. If you're looking for lewd innuendo or dirty-minded growls (You: "Always," Me: Same, bitch"), then you won't find them here - and I mean that in a good way. Especially now, in the brutal heat of summer, we could use some breezy, carefree, and yes, innocent, music, don't you think? Me, too?  And truly, there's no one more breezy and carefree than Joanie Sommers. Wheeee! Peppy Joanie had a varied career from the 1950s through the early 80s, going back and forth from jazz to standards, and with the advent of rock 'n' roll, pop-rock tunes. All the while, she was appearing at top-flight night clubs ...

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Ed Roland - American musician, songwriter and lead vocalist of Collective Soul - 63 Landry Bender - American actress - 26 Karlie Kloss - American fashion model - 34 Jourdan Dunn - British model - 36 DRAM - American singer and rapper - 38 Charlotte Casiraghi - Monégasque model, socialite, writer, editor, equestrian - 40 Brent Kutzle - American musician and multi-instrumentalist - 41 Max Landis - American filmmaker - 41 Ryan Lochte - American former competition swimmer - 42 Mamie Gummer - American actress - 43 Brandan Schieppati - American musician, singer-songwriter - 46 Hannah Simone - British-Canadian actress - 46 Evangeline Lilly - Canadian actress and author - 47 Tom Brady - American former football quarterback - 49 Michael Ealy - American actor - 53 Stephen Graham - English actor - 53 Melissa Ponzio - American actress - 54 DJ Spinderella - American DJ, rapper and producer - 55 Skin - British singer-songwriter and musician, lead vocalist of Skunk Anansie - 59 James Hetfiel...

Doctor Younan Nowzaradan, aka Dr Now, is the cold-blooded and seen-it-all central figure of My 600 Pound Life and the 6000 Pound Diaries . He and his blinged-out stethoscope have heard all the excuses, and the key to his appeal is the fact that he's seen all of it and is over 99% of it.  As befits a global legend, he grew up in an exciting time in an exciting nation, ie 70's Iran , and then moved to the US. He specialized in bariatric surgery, doing gastric sleeve and gastric bypass operations just as obesity exploded across the USA.  At some point his son Jonathan recognized that not only was there a market for bariatric surgery, there was a market to WATCH it as well, and thus a dynasty was born. This son created a media company which filmed his father from a single special program, which attracted enough attention that it evolved into multiple different series. My 600 Pound Life begat the 6000 Pound Diaries (a vlog-based version). And it spawned imitators: we have 1000 Po...

Andrew Gold - American multi-instrumentalist, singer, songwriter, producer - (1951-2011) Cassidy Erin Gifford - American model and actress - 33 Charli XCX - English singer-songwriter - 34 Hallie Eisenberg - American former child actress - 34 Nadia Bjorlin - American actress, singer, and model - 46 Donna Air - English actress, television presenter and media personality - 47 Edward Furlong - American actor - 49 Sam Worthington - Australian actor - 50 Angel Boris - American model and actress - 52 Jacinda Barrett - Australian-American actress and former model - 54 Justyna Steckowska - Polish singer-songwriter - 54 Kevin Smith - American director, producer, screenwriter, actor and comic book writer - 56 Alice Evans - British-American actress and drama queen - 58 Aline Brosh McKenna - American filmmaker - 59 Mary-Louise Parker - American actress - 62 Lee Mavers - British singer-songwriter and musician - 64 Cynthia Stevenson - American actress - 64 Apollonia - American actress, singer...

  Credit: Warner Bros. Remember 2023? When everything was pink? Well prepare your retinas for a likely sequel to the Barbie movie, as it's being rumoured that the talent from the first movie are in negotiations for one right now. According to the New York Times, Warner Bros. are scrambling to secure a deal with Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling and Greta Gerwig. If they don't get something together by December, the rights will revert to Mattel. The talks have allegedly been going on for months and they have yet to finalize something.  No word yet on whether Oppenheimer will also have a sequel, so we can have Barbehnheimer 2: Nuclear Boogaloo ! Will you be checking out Barbie 2 if and when it comes out, Peckers? Or was the first one....Kenough? I'll see myself out. Sources: NME, NYT

Jerry Garcia - American musician, songwriter, member of the Grateful Dead - (1942-1995) Leon Thomas III - American actor, record producer, songwriter and singer - 33 Jack O’Connell - English actor - 36 Landry Allbright - American actress - 37 Tiffany Young - American singer-songwriter and actress - 37 Max Carver - American actor - 38 Daisy May Cooper - English writer - 40 Elijah Kelley - American actor, singer, and dancer - 40 Henry Lloyd-Hughes - English actor - 41 Bastian Schweinsteiger - German former professional soccer player - 42 Ashley Parker Angel - American musician and actor - 45 Jason Momoa - American actor - 47 Dhani Harrison - English-American musician, composer and singer-songwriter - 48 Edgerrin James - American former American football player - 49 Damien Saez - French singer-songwriter and musician - 49 Chris Shinn - American singer-songwriter and musician - 52 Tempestt Bledsoe - American actress - 53 Roshumba Williams - American supermodel - 58 James St. James -...

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Greetings, Manor Hors! Periodically, "The Roving Pecker" presents urgent missives from filthy esteemed guest writers. Today's is from D'Hermitage! ---------------------------------------------- Peckers! Welcome to the virgin issue of "Morning Wood," the latest addition to the manor where we start your day in green - meaning nature matters, the birds and the bees, the moss and the trees, famous people adjacent, and some-such morning activities. But not the numbered ones! We are not savages after all. I know, I know, when you think morning wood, Judi Dench is not what comes to mind, but today, we change that. Why-the-trunk-not? Because Judi Dench (Dame to the monarchists), loves wood all day long. Yes, the living one. Judi Dench is a hor for trees! Shush your hor mouth you say? Au contraire. She has lots of trees and other vegetation, and she names her trees in memory of her friends. I don’t know how the Linnaean nomenclature peeps feel about that, but she’s...

M. Shadows - American singer, founding member of Avenged Sevenfold - 45 Rico Rodriguez - American actor - 28 Blake Michael - American former actor, businessman and journalist - 30 Lil Uzi Vert - American rapper and singer-songwriter - 31 Victoria Azarenka - Belarusian professional tennis player - 37 Alexis Knapp - American actress and singer - 37 Zelda Williams - American actress, director, producer, writer - 37 Charlie Carver - American actor and writer - 38 Ruston Kelly - American singer-songwriter - 38 Evgeni Malkin - Russian professional ice hockey player - 40 Yola - English singer-songwriter, musician and actress - 43 B.J. Novak - American actor, comedian, and writer - 47 Zac Brown - American singer, songwriter, and musician - 48 Will Champion - English musician and songwriter, Coldplay drummer - 48 Annie Parisse - American actress - 51 Eve Best - English actress and director - 55 Ben Chaplin - British actor - 57 Fatboy Slim - English musician, DJ, and record producer - 63...

 

Kate Bush - English singer-songwriter, record producer, and dancer - 68 Joey King - American actress - 27 Finneas O’Connell - American singer-songwriter, record producer, and actor - 29 Diana Vickers - English singer-songwriter and actress - 35 Eliot Sumner - English singer-songwriter and actor - 36 Nico Tortorella - American actor and model - 38 Gina Rodriguez - American actress - 42 Jessica Alves - Brazilian-British television personality - 43 Yvonne Strahovski - Australian actress - 44 Hope Solo - American former soccer player - 45 April Bowlby - American actress and model - 46 Celeste Ng - American writer and novelist - 46 Misty May-Treanor - American retired professional beach volleyball player - 49 Jaime Pressly - American actress, fashion designer, and model - 49 Hilary Swank - American actress and film producer - 52 Elvis Crespo - American merengue singer - 55 Tom Green - Canadian-American comedian, show host, actor, filmmaker and rapper - 55 Christine Taylor - American actre...

With 45% of your votes, Marla Hooch Kylie Jenner takes the top Shitbag spot this month. She is followed by Gwynocide (30%), Fallon (17.5%) and Taylor and Travis took up the rear with 7.5%.  Thanks for your votes and we'll see you real soon for July's roundup!