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Who is April's Shitbag of the Month?
Our first contender for April's Shitbag of the Month is Sheryl Crow. The singer caught some flack earlier in the month for complaining about how hard it is for her to make ends meet these days , despite being worth an estimated $70 million. Crow claims she's had to sell songs to commercials because the way in which people consume music has changed so much over the years, meaning people aren't buying physical records anymore. She's not wrong, but the complaint still sounds a bit tone deaf (hehe) considering she owns a massive mansion on a huge horse farm in Nashville. Celebrities never cease to amaze me with their utter lack of self awareness. Next up we have Billie Eilish. The pop star released her new album this month and has been taking the "I'm a big fat lesbian!!" route for promo. Bree has pointed out how thirsty the singer is coming off doing this promo, claiming that she has always loved girls and finally realized she "wants her face in a vagi
OPEN POST: This Idiot Brought their Baby to a Taylor Swift Concert
This person not only brought their baby to the pit of a concert, they also placed the poor thing on a jacket on the floor. There are some people claiming it is a Reborn doll, though it's not been confirmed. Either way, this is not a good look for the Swifties. Source: reddit
Birthday Hors
Eric Burdon - English singer-songwriter - 83 Sabrina Carpenter - American singer and actress - 25 Lana Condor - American actress - 27 Cam Newton - American football player - 35 Prince Royce - American singer - 35 Blac Chyna - American tv personality, rapper - 36 Matt Giraud - American singer-songwriter, musician - 39 Holly Valance - Australian model, actress and singer - 41 Jonathan Jackson - American actor, musician and author - 42 Mary Elizabeth Ellis - American actress - 45 Laetitia Casta - French model and actress - 46 James Haven - American former actor - 51 Holly Frazer - American actress - 54 Nicky Katt - American actor - 54 Karen Kilgariff - American writer, comedian, singer, author, actress, tv producer - 54 Jeffrey Donovan - American actor - 56 Tim Blake Nelson - American actor and playwright - 60 Martha Quinn - American actress, radio and tv personality - 65 Boyd Gaines - American actor - 71 Shohreh Aghdashloo - Iranian and American actress - 72 Frances Fisher - Briti
WHO'S THIS WEEK'S THIRSTIEST HOR? Is It Teresa Giudice? Or Eugenio Casnighi (Who?)? Or Sophia Coppola's Dry Lips?
Welcome, fellow trollops, to the latest edition of "Who's This Week's Thirstiest Ho?" Today's trio are drier than a gnarled stick of beef jerky (see: Madonna), so they need all the moisture they can get. First up, what's a little felony bankruptcy fraud worth to you? For table-flipping "Real Housewives of New Jersey" cast member, Teresa Giudice , it’s worth about eleven months behind bars, which is where she first took up yoga, she says, because "I just had to get my mind-space clear!" Seen above with brand new inner-tube lips and custom head transplant - created exclusively by Bobbleheads 'R' Us - Teresa has kept busy selling her branded sparkling wine called "Fabelllini," supporting Donald Trump's re-election campaign, and lately, attending Coachella, because of course she was at Coachella. And, yes, she bum-rushed every celebrity and "influencer" within spitting distance to get a selfie with them. She s
Birthday Hors
Bono - Irish singer-songwriter and activist - 64 Missy Franklin - American former competitive swimmer - 29 Halston Sage - American actress- 31 Jake Zyrus - Filipino singer and tv personality - 32 Gia Gunn - American drag performer - 34 Lauren Potter - American actress, advocate and comedian - 34 Mat Franco - American magician - 36 Odette Annable - American actress - 39 Lee Hyori - South Korean singer, record producer, activist, actress and tv presenter - 45 Kenan Thompson - American comedian and actor - 46 Todd Lowe - American actor - 47 Andrea Anders - American actress - 49 Helio Castroneves - Brazilian auto racing driver - 49 Leslie Stefanson - American actress and sculptor - 53 Dallas Roberts - American actor - 54 Kate Snow - American tv journalist - 55 Erik Palladino - American actor - 56 Young MC - British-born American rapper, singer and actor - 57 Linda Evangelista - Canadian fashion model - 59 Victoria Rowell - American actress, screenwriter, director and producer - 65
Birthday Hors
Billy Joel - American singer, songwriter and pianist - 75 Noah Centineo - American actor - 28 Grace Gummer - American actress - 38 Chris Zylka - American actor and model - 39 Audrina Patridge - American tv personality,, model and actress - 39 Sasha Farber - Australian and American professional dancer - 40 Rosario Dawson - American actress - 45 Matt Morris - American former professional baseball player - 45 Andrew W.K. - American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, record producer - 45 Daniel Franzese - American actor - 46 Chris Diamantopoulos - Canadian actor - 49 Tamia - Canadian singer-songwriter - 49 Dylan Lauren - American businesswoman - 50 Ghostface Killah - American rapper and member of Wu-Tang Clan - 54 Dave Gahan - English singer-songwriter, member of Depeche Mode - 62 John Corbett - American actor and singer - 63 Amy Hill - Japanese-American actress and stand-up comedian - 71 Alley Mills - American actress - 73 Candice Bergen - American actress - 78 Clint Holmes
OPEN POST: The Internet Is Silly, Or Man Vs. Bear Equals Jack Schlossberg!
Domestic violence, sexual assault, skid-marked undies! These are just a few of the dangers which some straight men perpetrate and possess according to a series of TickTwat viral memes in which women declare that they'd rather spend time in the woods with a bear instead of an unknown man - since a bear will only kill and eat them. They mean a literal bear, not a ghey bear, who'll only binge-watch "Housewives" with them or take them out for cocktails and titters. Hilariously, some straight men are missing the point entirely: that women naturally need to be on guard because there's no way of knowing what an unknown guy might do. Duh! Instead, they feel "demeaned" and "attacked." Some have even huffily noted, "There is not enough context to answer this question!" believing that they're being all smarty-like and sagacious. Predictably, these same men are now labeling those who choose the bears as "man-haters," along with a
