OPEN POST: The Burbank Butt-Sniffer Strikes Again!

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"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!"

If you've ever heard the phrase, "The nose knows" and wondered to yourself, "What exactly DOES the nose know?", be sure as fuck not to ask this guy! That's because he's the Burbank Serial Butt-Sniffer, otherwise known as Calese Carron Crowder, and he's got a really shitty way of getting information. 


First arrested in 2023 for sniffing ass at Barnes and Noble, he was arrested again last week for sniffing ass at Walmart - fucking WALMART, where all of the ass I've ever smelled was against my will! Can you even imagine?? I can, I did, and I wish I hadn't!



Anyhor, his bail is set at $100,000, and he's expected to go before a judge today. Let's just hope Goopy isn't inspired with any new ideas...


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