"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!" If you've ever heard the phrase, "The nose knows" and wondered to yourself, "What exactly DOES the nose know?" , be sure as fuck not to ask this guy! That's because he's the Burbank Serial Butt-Sniffer, otherwise known as Calese Carron Crowder, and he's got a really shitty way of getting information.  First arrested in 2023 for sniffing ass at Barnes and Noble, he was arrested again last week for sniffing ass at Walmart - fucking WALMART,  where all of the ass I've ever smelled was against my will! Can you even imagine?? I can, I did, and I wish I hadn't! Anyhor, his bail is set at $100,000, and he's expected to go before a judge today. Let's just hope Goopy isn't inspired with any new ideas...