"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!" If you've ever heard the phrase, "The nose knows" and wondered to yourself, "What exactly DOES the nose know?" , be sure as fuck not to ask this guy! That's because he's the Burbank Serial Butt-Sniffer, otherwise known as Calese Carron Crowder, and he's got a really shitty way of getting information.  First arrested in 2023 for sniffing ass at Barnes and Noble, he was arrested again last week for sniffing ass at Walmart - fucking WALMART,  where all of the ass I've ever smelled was against my will! Can you even imagine?? I can, I did, and I wish I hadn't! Anyhor, his bail is set at $100,000, and he's expected to go before a judge today. Let's just hope Goopy isn't inspired with any new ideas...

Danny Elfman in 2023. Photo: Phillip Faraone / IndieWire/Getty Images//The Guardian   Before I get started: When did Danny Elfman morph into a cloning experiment of Agnes Morehead & Willie Wonka? Founder of 1980's band Oingo Boing and Oscar nominated composer, Danny Elfman, is in deep shit. A second woman has come forward with allegations of sexual misconduct and abuse against him. Late last week, a 47 year old woman (referred to as Jane Doe XX in court documents) alleged that Elfman behaved like a shit bag from 1997 - 2002.  According to the complaint, the victim met Elfman at a party in 1997 (she was 21 and he was 47at the time). Over the next 5 years when they worked together, Elfman would parade nekkid during their work sessions because "it was the only way he could work, be creative, and successful".  *WTF?...what a freaking weirdo.* The victim also stated that Elfman invited her to stay at his California home while she was apartment hunting during 1998. During h...

Remember Josh Whedon, creator of TV's "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and a purported male paragon of feminism? And, oh, yes, he was later known for being viciously misogynist and fat-phobic to the women who worked for him - particularly terrified young actresses - and for creating a hostile work environment. Remember now? You know, that fucktard. Though this briefly stalled Whedon's career, it's far from over, 'cause really, what's a li'l misogyny on set when there's mooolah to be made? Could the same, briefly inconvenient fate be in store for Bryan Fuller? Fuller, as you may know, has worked variously as a writer, executive producer and showrunner for TV shows such as "Pushing Daisies," “Hannibal," "American Gods," and many more. Fanboys love his work. They've even coined the term, "Fullerverse," to denote all the shows he's worked on (because that's what fanboys do).  Unfortunately, #MeToo has reared it...