Warning : Grab a barf bag because today's theme is: Icky people who can't keep their hands to themselves. Feel free to skip reading and instead watch this video of cats zoomies.    ► Spanish crooner Julio Iglesias (82) who has sold a gazillion records and had the massive 1980's hit, "To All The Girls I've Loved Before" is being accused by two former employees of unsavory behavior and being a d-bag. The legal complaints were filed with the courts in Spain. The 2 female employees claim that senior members of Julio's staff recruited young women at his mansions. He has houses in Spain, the Bahamas, Dominican Republic...and who knows where else. The complaint states the women were, "treated like slaves in his house of horrors". The abuse allegations include being forced into non-consensual threesome with Julio and a senior staff member, unwanted touching, grabbing, kissing, and being subjected to insults and humiliating behavior. The complaint also ...

  ► A few months back the video game, The Legend of Zelda, announced it was being made into a live action movie. Actors have been slobbering over themselves to play the title roles of Zelda and side kick Link. Today, producers announced that actress Bo Bragason will be Zelda and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth will be Link. If you're thinking, "who the hell are these two", you're not alone. Bo is relatively unknown. She was in the Netflix series, "Renegade". For those of over the age of 35, don't confuse it with the 1990's TV series, "Renegade" starring Lorenzo Lamas as an ex-cop with luscious hair and a motorcycle. Benjamin's most memorable role was playing Pinocchio in the 2022 live action shitfest. That movie was so bad it received a 27% Rotten Tomatoes rating. Anyhoo, directing The Legend of Zelda is Wes Ball, who gave us the eye rolling "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes", the 4th movie in the reboot of the franchise. Before that...

Fuck candy corn. You heard me. And I'm not taking it back. Invented by some fannywipe in the late-1800s, and originally called "Chicken Feed" - and honestly, if we all want speedballing chickens going tits up in seconds from sugar shock, then that's what they should be used for - these brightly-colored rabbit turds now rear their ugly heads every Halloween, then continue to inflict torment on our teeth and tummies through Thanksgiving and ChristmasKwanzaHanukkah and all the rest. And there's a special holiday for these atrocities? What kind of 13-inch ass-blasting double-headed dildo hell is that? Have you ever bitten into a stale candy corn? They're hard as a rock and taste like cartilage. When I was a kidlet, I hated candy corn because it didn't taste like anything, so instead I collected them and flicked them at adversaries, like a certain playground bully who charged at me when I beaned him a few times, only to leap back, because once he got close (tr...

Corporations exist to fuque you over - especially if you're poor. In the latest example of this truism, behold McDonalds, a hellscape eatery which caters to lower-income families desperate for a deal. For reasons they're not entirely willing to admit, the mega-grotesque chain has decided to put the screws to their customer base by getting rid of their self-serve soda stations. What does this mean? It means that should you want a meager refill of your watery Coke or Sprite, you'll have to buy another one. The cost of a medium drink at McDonald's is $1.30, with a profit margin to the corporation of about 90 percent. 90 fucking percent! God forbid your screaming tween should want a refill, because McDonald's is going to squeeze your ass for more cash. The restaurant claims this is merely to create a "more consistent experience" for its customers. To more consistently rip them off? To make them wait in yet another miserable line to order - and pay! - for a ref...

  Get in line, ladies! Faster than you can sing "Oh, oh, Ozempic!," there's a new man in town. Or is there? You'll have to squint, because it's actually everyone's favorite romancer, Jonah Hill. Hot off the heels of his ex-girlfriend, Sarah Brady, accusing him of mental abuse, and Alexa Nikolas, a former child actress who claimed that he physically assaulted her as a teenager, Jonah's is back and he's working the ho stroll with a whole new look. Or a lot less of his look, 'cause he's skinny as a string bean and sporting a sassy new buzz cut. Surely gals everywhere are swooning, amirite? Okay, so maybe not Sarah Brady, whom Jonah forbad from posting pictures on her Instagram account in her swimsuit - even though she's a surf instructor. "I respect your love of surfing," he texted her, "but I respect myself, as well!" This, he claimed, was coming from a very "vulnerable place." He further demanded that she "...