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EVENING NIGHTCAP: Mickey Rourke & Go Fund Me. Loose Lips - Callum Turner Edition.

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    ► Mickey Rourke, who back in the 1980's/ 1990's was the Hollywood's golden bad boy, has once again fallen on hard times. Not that I feel bad for the walking wart. When he was at the top of his acting game, he was making a lot of money.But he squandered this talent. Over the years, his behavior and legal issues earned him a reputation for being an A+ jerkwad.  Mickey was recently evicted from the house he had been living at for years. Unbeknownst to him, his long time manager and her assistant set up a Go Fund Me over the weekend to help him. It raised $100,000. When he caught wind of it, Mickey went on a rampage saying he doesn't want charity or needs anyone's stinking help despite being flat ass broke.  He's currently staying at a hotel with his dogs that his manager is paying for. The Go Fund Me was going to help get him back on his feet and to pay for an apartment. But he wants nothing to do with it, so it may be returned to donors. Insiders say he's ...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: ★Holiday★ Edition: Nepo Spawn Hates Responsibility. Amber Defends Niki. Worst Movies Of 2025.

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      In keeping with the shit storm of 2025, our Christmas eve theme is: Trash. Since most of humanity hasn't done even the bare minimum to spread kindness, compassion, and dignity towards others, Santa is giving everyone a lump of coal as he hops on his EV sled with 12 reindeers that are unionizing.  On behalf of PW Manor, thank you for another great year. Your support makes our little corner of the internet a fun place to hang out. H appy H olidays !     ► Sami Sheen (21), the nepo spawn of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen who is showing her kibble & bits on Only Fans, is telling the world how life-illiterate she is when it comes to being a responsible adult. She went on Tacky Tic Tik Tok to tell her legion of followers (horny old men with a fetish for plastic blow up dolls) that she has no clue about basic things responsible adults do. She admitted she doesn't pay her bills on time because, "it's no fun", has no clue how to pay taxes, has no ide...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Brooklyn Is At It Again. Uncross Your Legs - Basic Instinct Reboot Is Coming.

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    ► Brooklyn Beckham, the Jeopardy answer to "Worthless Nepo Kids", is courting culinary controversy with his latest fake chef stunt. I'm calling it a stunt because his knowledge of the culinary arts can fit inside a shot glass. He thinks Thermador is Thor's younger brother. While sunning on his yacht off a Mediterranean harbor, BB decided to multi-task by showing how he cooks pasta while being an eco-warrior and peddling his Cloud 23 sauce that doubles as a hair shampoo bottle. He scooped sea water into a pot to cook the pasta. BB failed to realize his yacht is anchored in a harbor where other yachts and boats are parked. Parked vessels leak diesel fuel into the water, dump sewage and other nasty stuff. The internet was quick to point this out to boy genius, reminding him that using sea water is a good way to contract ecoli and water borne ailments. Even if he was out in the middle of the ocean without the issue of nearby yachts dumping their junk (looking at you J...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Legend Of Zelda Casting News. Alison & Dave's PDI (public display of ickiness)

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  ► A few months back the video game, The Legend of Zelda, announced it was being made into a live action movie. Actors have been slobbering over themselves to play the title roles of Zelda and side kick Link. Today, producers announced that actress Bo Bragason will be Zelda and Benjamin Evan Ainsworth will be Link. If you're thinking, "who the hell are these two", you're not alone. Bo is relatively unknown. She was in the Netflix series, "Renegade". For those of over the age of 35, don't confuse it with the 1990's TV series, "Renegade" starring Lorenzo Lamas as an ex-cop with luscious hair and a motorcycle. Benjamin's most memorable role was playing Pinocchio in the 2022 live action shitfest. That movie was so bad it received a 27% Rotten Tomatoes rating. Anyhoo, directing The Legend of Zelda is Wes Ball, who gave us the eye rolling "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes", the 4th movie in the reboot of the franchise. Before that...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Devil Wears Prada 2 Casting. Nuclear Wintour & Silicon Sophia.

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  ► Filming has begun on the sequel to the 2006 movie, The Devil Wears Prada (DWP). The original cast is coming back including Ann E Hathaway, Meryl Streep, Stanley Tucci, and Emily Blunt. Joining them will be Kenneth Brannagh as Miranda's latest husband. It's interesting that filming began the week Anna Wintour announced her retirement after 37 years as the devil-in-chief of Vogue US. DWP is loosely based on her. IMO, Nuclear Wintour single-handedly turned Vogue into a laughing stock by opting to feature trash and privileged celebs on the covers instead of models. Case in point: cover of Kim Kardtrashkan with Kanye; Walmart Wallis, Goopy (9 covers), Nicole Kidman (8 covers); and the recent cover of Silicon Sophia (Govt Name: Lauren Sanchez) to coincide with her tacky ass wedding. Plus, Anna turned the Met Gala from a classy fundraiser for the Met Museum into a parade of low class influencers and entitled celebs.  Details of the movie plot are leaking like an overworked bladd...

The 2023 Holiday Movie Season Begins: What's Coming Up - Vanity Projects, Oscar Bait...and More!

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  The holiday movie season officially starts this later this week. If you find yourself fed up with the relatives on Thanksgiving Day or dealing with belligerent shoppers on Black Friday, then head out to the movies. You can deal with outrageous ticket prices and stale popcorn instead. Here are a few of the vanity projects and Oscar bait movies to select from.  Edit: The movies below will be released starting late this week through end December. Maestro: The Leonard Bernstein bio pic that's directed, co-written, and stars Bradley Cooper and his fake prosthetic nose. Bradley desperately wants an Oscar, and this movie is his second shameless attempt to convince everyone he’s the next Orson Welles or Frank Capra.  He's going to be campaigning hard for those Academy votes. The real Leonard Bernstein (left) vs. Bradley Cooper with fake nose: Photo: The New York Times Leave The World Behind: A paranoid thriller about a family who rents a vacation home. Think AirBnB + inte...