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OPEN POST: The Flock of Sheep Who Ate More Than 600 Pounds of Marijuana Plants

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Source: UPI Look at his ass. I know that look. That's the same face I used to make at my parents after coming home late on a Friday night trying to act like I didn't just spend the last hour hot boxing in the back of a 1988 Toyota Tercel with 10 other dumbass kids. And if you're old enough to remember the Toyota Tercel then you already know the clown car fuckery of which I speak - a roomy, 8-passenger Duggar womb it was NOT. But I digress. Little Bo Cheech here was part of a flock of sheep in Greece that recently ate more than 600 POUNDS of the devil's lettuce after wandering into a greenhouse full of plants being grown for medical use. According to the owner, Yiannis Bourounis, the crop was already suffering damage from heat and floods when the little wooly weed enthusiasts made their way in and gorged themselves on the remaining ganja. "They were jumping higher than goats," he said - completely seriously and utterly disappointingly because GODDAMN how coul...