Peckerwood Manor

“I was really worried for him,” said Jada Pinkett-Smith recently while horing out her new tell-everything book. She was referring to Will Smith, of course, who leaped on the stage at the 2022 Oscars and whacked Chris Rock across the noggin. You remember, don’t you? The whack in question transpired just after he’d hollered, “Keep my wife’s name out of your fuckin’ mouth!” To which Jada now says, “I was shocked, because, mind you, we hadn’t called each other husband and wife in a long time.”  And with those two comments, Jada has coolly hurled Will under the bus, first by implying that he was bonkers with her “worried” comment, then by allowing the bus to both run him over and back up, finishing the job, by revealing that they’d been separated for 7 long years, by which she means to say that when Will referred to her as his “wife,” he wasn't just being an assclown and a liar, he’d gone full-on Britney. This is not a surprise. Jada's ruthless, naked over-eagerness to remain in the