STARS ON THE PICKET LINE: Or How To Work Your Just-Like-A-Normie Fashion!
Stars! They're just like us. Except for their multi-million dollar salaries, vast worldwide real estate holdings, and in some cases, side hustles which sell for a billion - as in "b," as in George Clooney's tequila distillery, which sold for one billion smackers to Diageo Lisensing. But whatevs. They're just folks! Even better? They're working their Just Folks Fashion™ on the SAG picket line. Even those on the lower rung, like Jason Sudeikis (pictured above), with a reported net worth of merely 20 million, is doing his part. Jason is sporting a regular dude cap, nothing special shades, a commoner hoodie and a watch that's not his Daytona 18k Yellow Gold Rolex. Not bad, Jason, not bad, But others are doing it far better. In fairness, stars are damned if they do, damned if they don't. If they don't walk the picket line, they are out of touch richie-riches. If they do walk the picket line, they're performative richie-riches. But let's assum