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  Get in line, ladies! Faster than you can sing "Oh, oh, Ozempic!," there's a new man in town. Or is there? You'll have to squint, because it's actually everyone's favorite romancer, Jonah Hill. Hot off the heels of his ex-girlfriend, Sarah Brady, accusing him of mental abuse, and Alexa Nikolas, a former child actress who claimed that he physically assaulted her as a teenager, Jonah's is back and he's working the ho stroll with a whole new look. Or a lot less of his look, 'cause he's skinny as a string bean and sporting a sassy new buzz cut. Surely gals everywhere are swooning, amirite? Okay, so maybe not Sarah Brady, whom Jonah forbad from posting pictures on her Instagram account in her swimsuit - even though she's a surf instructor. "I respect your love of surfing," he texted her, "but I respect myself, as well!" This, he claimed, was coming from a very "vulnerable place." He further demanded that she "

  Well dear Peckers, it's hard to believe we're rounding off our first month in the Manor. As we look back on this month of sand, sun and the occasional buns, we must also look at the shadow creatures whose dirty deeds have been brought to light.  Our contenders are listed in the voting panel below. First, we have Kevin Spacey. Miraculously this slimy predator was acquitted of all his sexual assault charges this month. The actor already appears to be booked and busy, with two projects being released this year. It pays to be a pervert!  Next up we have Ariana Grande. This month has been quite a whirlwind for the transracial singer: she announced her divorce from husband Dalton Gomez only a few short weeks ago, only for it to be revealed that she's been having an affair with her Wicked co-star Ethan Slater. Slater's wife, Lilly Slater, confirmed that her husband was cheating on her with Grande, all while she was looking after the couple's newborn son. Time will tell i

I was going to leave this story alone until I saw it had legs and some heat around it. That's the journo speak; that's how we talk on the beat. So I am going to go with it. I have been in dark places to bring you this story. I went to the trenches for you. By this, I mean I read the Daily Fail and now need deep soul cleansing to wash away some of the lunacy in the comment section. I went to the Belly of the Beast for research because Jonah Hills' texts are the messages everyone is talking about. I am sure most of you had or have feelings about this, so why don't we discuss them?  People's opinions about these texts  (may need to zoom) vary depending on how they learned about them, their history, and their dating life. If you have been in a controlling relationship, this might cause a big reaction; otherwise, you may see him as a jackass with issues, or some even empathize with him. I have seen comments blaming Sarah for his behavior, and while she may have been impe