Peckerwood Manor

Source: The Autopian I think it's pretty safe to say that at this point in our bullshit timeline, if I were to throw together the words "Florida man", "booty truck", and "law enforcement", you probably wouldn't even bat an eye, would you? In fact, you might even find yourself wondering, "What, no semen-filled vape pen?!"   Yes, it seems most of us around here have grown pretty desensitized to that special kind of Floridian trash, but I still think the subject of today's Open Post is worth a nod. Apparently, a man in Florida was recently issued a citation by local sheriff's deputies for driving a  "Booty Patrol" truck that looked a little too much like an official Border Patrol truck - complete with a similar green stripe down the side and the words "Booty Patrol" on the back. It was spotted in several counties before the driver was cited under a law that bans vehicles from having red and blue lights that look