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OPEN POST: Little Girl Looking Downstairs at Christmas Party

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Can you hear this painting like I can? Hone in on a conversation; what are they discussing? There's music playing; what does it sound like? There's an aroma in the air; what does it smell like? Who is your favorite guest? What's their name? What are they wearing? The little girl at the top of the stairs - what does she think of it all? Who are her parents? How long has she been there? Why is she there? How long until she's discovered and sent back to bed? Decades have passed; does she remember this night still? BTW, looking for Peckerwood's Weekly Lunocracy Post? It's  RIGHT HERE .

OPEN POST: A Salute to Our Retail Workers!

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Happy Friday, hookers! With just a little over a week left until the big C, I can't help but think of all the retail workers out there slogging through the ferocious frenzy of frothing Karens and the their temperamental tots. So I've decided to dedicate this post to all you retail-working hors here at the Manor! Consider this a big, sloppy wet kiss from us to you - we love you, we appreciate you, and most importantly, WOULD. We know you work hard for the money, and you deserve to be treated right! Muah!