Peckerwood Manor

Pang Pha is a particular elephant. She loves her bananas, but only if they come a certain way and she knows what she likes. This beauty should live out her life in comfort with muscled, gorgeous go-go boys in tiny shorts feeding her all the bananas she can eat. Yellow-green is preferred, but in a pinch, she will peel her own bananas. Thank you very much . Even go-go boys need their beauty sleep.  As manor residents, we get to interview worthy employees skilled enough to care for our Pang Pha and be eye candy so we can ogle and objectify them whenever we feel like it. Oh, and we feel like it. Oh yes, we do ! photo: Getty