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Richard Dreyfuss, with 69% of your votes! John Legend came in second at 14%, followed by Kathy Hilton (9%), the unnamed red carpet usher at Cannes (6%), and Kelly Rowland with 2%. Thanks for voting, and we'll see you for another roundup next month! Source: Getty

Our first cuntender is Richard Dreyfuss. The actor sparked controversy when he went on a misogynistic, transphobic rant while at a special screening of Jaws at the Cabot Theatre in Boston on May 25th. He first stepped on the stage in a dress, then proceeded to say that parents shouldn't listen to their kids when they tell them they identify as a different gender. He considers it bad parenting to let your kid figure out their own gender identity, since they might change their minds someday. Next he called Steven Spielberg an idiot. He then went on to say how much he admires Barbra Streisand (I mean, who doesn't?!), but that despite her "genius" he chooses not to listen to her because "a woman shouldn't have that power." Uh, k. Hundreds of people reportedly ditched the event in disgust.  Next up is Kathy Hilton. The reality star showcased her "cost effective" jewelry line this month, which she claims was inspired by her late pal Elizabeth Taylor

Welcome, fellow trollops, to the latest edition of "Who's This Week's Thirstiest Ho?" Today's trio are drier than a months-old dead opossum on the side of the road, s o they need all the moisture they can get. First up, we have Richard Dreyfuss , a phlegmatic, has-been actor who happily engages in "consensual seduction rituals," as he cheerfully termed it after being accused of whipping out his gherkin to a barely 20 year-old female writer in a studio trailer . "I remember my face being brought close to his penis,” said the writer. “The idea was that I was going to give him a blow job. I didn’t, and I left.” Those writers, so uptight.  Swing, baby, swing! But maybe don't swing when it comes to Richard's son, Harry , who in 2017 claims that his penis was groped and fondled through his pants when he was an underage teenager by none other than  Kevin Spacey,  all while an unwitting Richard was in the same room. The company you keep, amirite? On