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DOUBLE DEUCE: December's Shitbag Winner and Who is 2025's Shitbag of the Year?

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Peckers, it is once again time to flush 2025 and its collection of Shitbags down the toilet.  December's Shitbag winner was sexual deviant, Russell Brand. You will see that he graced our winners' shitpile twice this year - what an honour! Please review the past year's shitbags and vote below for who you think is the foulest deuce of them all. Thank you for your votes and your comments. See you soon for January's batch! January - Elon Musk February - Steve Bannon   March - Kanye West   April - Russell Brand   May - Gerard Depardieu   June - Jeff Bezos   July - Jay Cutler   August - Dean Cain   September - Riyadh comedians   October - Kim Kardashian November - Kevin Spacey December - Russell Brand Loading…

OPEN POST: Cristin Milioti at Sundance

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Here's Cristin Milioti attending the Buddy premiere at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, UT yesterday. She wore head-to-peeptoe Saint Laurent for the occasion.  The top half of this outfit looks very appropriate for the chilly Utah weather. But the whole look takes an unexpected (read: horrifying) turn when she wore lacy lingerie shorts with sheer tights tucked into pink peep toe shoes. The contrast is jarring, and the colour scheme is confusing.  What are your thoughts on this look, Peckers? 

Birthday Hors

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  Michael Des Barres - English actor and singer - 78 Jade Ewen - British singer and actress - 38 Mischa Barton - British-American actress - 40 Justin Baldoni - American actor and filmmaker - 42 Frankie Grande - American dancer, actor, singer, producer, tv host and YouTuber - 43 Daveed Diggs - American actor, rapper and singer-songwriter - 44 Fiona Xie - Singaporean actress, tv host and businesswoman - 44 Carrie Coon - American actress - 45 Nicole Lenz - American model and actress - 46 Tatyana Ali - American actress and singer - 47 Kyle Brandt - American tv host, media personality and actor - 47 Kristen Schaal - American actress, comedian and writer - 48 Ed Helms - American actor and comedian - 52 Allison DuBois - American author - 54 Beth Hart - American musician - 54 Kenya Moore - American actress - 55 Sleepy Brown - American singer-songwriter and record producer - 56 Matthew Lillard - American actor - 56 Mary Lou Retton - American retired gymnast - 58 Phil Lamarr - America...

RAINCOASTER'S KLASSY MANOR MOVIE NIGHT PRESENTS: "Harry & Snowman," Tonight At 6:30pm EST!

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Hooray! You've come to the right place. Raincoaster, Peckerwood's esteemed and slutty film curator, has selected another winning movie for tonight's Klassy Manor Movie Night. It's "Harry & Snowman," a critically-acclaimed, universally beloved documentary - you can read The Hollywood Reporter review here - in which an aging horse, of course, is sold to a slaughterhouse. Yet fate intervenes. And, yes, every bit of this jaw-dropping story is true.  To watch tonight's movie with Raincoaster and your fellow Manor hors, keep an eye on the comment section. At 6:30pm EST - or this time where you are - Raincoaster will give the go-ahead to click start on the screening window below, then voila, the fun begins. Confused? Ask questions in the comments prior to showtime and all will be answered by myself, Raincoaster, or helpful Manor sloots.  We're so glad you're here. Gather your popcorn or drugs or booze (or all three) and kick back. Showtime has arriv...

OPEN POST: This Collection of NYC Window Displays in the 80s

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Birthday Hors

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  Jeanne Moreau - French actress, singer, screenwriter, director and socialite - (1928-2017) Rachel Crow - American singer and actress - 28 Jack Reynor - Irish actor - 34 Doutzen Kroes - Dutch fashion model - 41 Draya Michele - American media personality, model, actress and fashion designer - 41 Julia Jones - American actress - 45 Tito Ortiz - American mixed martial artist - 51 Norah O’Donnell - American tv journalist - 52 Tiffani Thiessen - American actress - 52 Marc Nelson - American singer-songwriter - 55 Lisa Wu - American tv personality, actress, realtor, screenwriter and designer - 55 Ewen Bremner - Scottish actor - 54 Lisa Snowdon - English radio and tv presenter, model - 54 Ariadna Gil - Spanish actress - 57 Mariska Hargitay - American actress, director, producer and philanthropist - 62 Gail O’Grady - American actress and producer - 63 Richard Roxburgh - Australian actor and filmmaker - 64 Princess Caroline of Monaco - Hanover Princess - 69 Earl Falconer - British bas...

OPEN POST: Hosted By "Today On Cooking With Brooklyn Beckham": Flame Broiled Dorito Casserole!

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Birthday Hors

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  Sam Cooke - American singer-songwriter - (1931-1964) Sami Gayle - American actress - 30 Logic - American rapper and singer - 36 Nick Simmons - American comic book writer and reality TV personality - 37 Willa Ford - American singer-songwriter, dancer, model, tv personality and actress - 45 Beverley Mitchell - American actress - 45 Christopher Masterson - American actor and DJ - 46 Ben Taylor - American musician - 49 Balthazar Getty - American actor, musician - 51 Larry Birkhead - American actor and producer - 53 Gabriel Macht - American actor - 54 Matt Iseman - American comedian, actor and tv host - 55 Katie Finneran - American actress - 55 Olivia d’Abo - British actress and singer - 57 Guy Fieri - American restaurateur, author and tv personality - 58 Steven Adler - American musician - 61 DJ Jazzy Jeff - American DJ, record producer and actor - 61 Diane Lane - American actress - 61 Linda Blair - American actress and activist - 67 John Wesley Shipp - American actor - 71 Jim ...

OPEN POST: With A Beat-up '52 Ford Customline!

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Saw this sweetheart today while driving to #GenericSuperstore, and it just reinforced what a weird town I live in. It was not all restored and sleek and shined up (in fact, even the license plate was rusty). Yet there she was at the stoplight, totally oblivious of everyone's interest in her. In 1952, QEII became the reigning monarch of the British Isles following the death of her father King George VI, Evita Peron went to her eternal rest, Joan Crawford had a massive hit with the suspense thriller "Sudden Fear," the first  hydrogen bomb was detonated by a bunch of men with tiny little dicks , and Patti Page had a #1 song with "I Went To Your Wedding." Her biggest hit was "The Tennessee Waltz," but she had many others, including this one: And here's another Ford Customline at the top of its game: Oh, if you do see a doggie in the window, take her or him home with you, because you'll change two lives for the better, theirs and yours. Happy Open...

Birthday Hors

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  Billy Ocean - British singer-songwriter - 76 Booboo Stewart - American actor, musician and visual artist - 32 Kelly Rohrbach - American actress and model - 36 Luke Grimes - American actor and musician - 42 Izabella Miko - Polish actress, dancer, film producer and activist - 45 Jerry Trainor - American actor and musician - 49 Emma Bunton - English singer-songwriter, actress and media personality - 50 Cat Power - American singer-songwriter, musician and model - 54 Ken Leung - American actor - 56 Charlotte Ross - American actress - 58 Robert Del Naja - British trip-hop singer-songwriter, member of Massive Attack - 61 Hakeem Abdul Olajuwon - Nigerian-American former professional basketball player - 63 Robby Benson - American actor and director - 70 Geena Davis - American actress, activist, model and producer - 70 Jeff Koons - American artist - 71 Jill Eikenberry - American actress - 79 Placido Domingo - Spanish opera singer and conductor - 85 Jack Nicklaus - American retire...

OPEN POST: Prince Harry and his Lawyer

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Credit: AP/Kirsty Wigglesworth Presented without comment: here are Prince Harry and his lawyer arriving at the London high court on Monday as the trial for his lawsuit against Associated Newspapers Limited kicks off.

Birthday Hors

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  Evan Peters - American actor - 39 Joey Badass - American rapper - 31 Ivy Levan - American singer-songwriter, model and actress - 39 Brantley Gilbert - American singer-songwriter and record producer - 41 Bonnie McKee - American singer-songwriter - 42 Erin Wasson - American model, actress, fashion designer and stylist - 44 Will Young - English singer-songwriter and actor - 47 Questlove - American musician, record producer, DJ, filmmaker, actor - 55 Skeet Ulrich - American actor - 56 Edwin McCain - American singer-songwriter and guitarist - 56 Melissa Rivers - American actress and tv host - 58 Stacey Dash - American actress - 59 Tracii Guns - American guitarist - 6 Rainn Wilson - American actor, comedian, podcaster, producer and director - 60 John Michael Montgomery - American singer - 61 Sophie, Countess of Edinburgh - British, member of The Firm - 61 James Denton - American actor and musician - 63 Lorenzo Lamas - American actor - 68 Bill Maher - American comedian, writer, pro...

EVENING NIGHCAP: New 2026 Emojis. Billy's Latest Scam. Speedy Gonzalez Movie.

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  ► Convicted fraudster and patron saint of scams, Billy McFarland, has announced a new grift  event. In case you forgot, Billy served 4 years in prison for the Fyre Festival scam. He still owes $26 million in restitution. So he's doing whatever he can to continue his illustrious career of stunts, scams, pranks, and grifts to pay off his debt. When he was released from prison, he tried launching Fyre Festival 2. It never happened. On the plus side, he sold the Fyre brand on ebay for $245,000. Um...someone clearly overpaid. I wouldn't given him 45-cents. His latest money making scheme? To jet ski from Honduras to Venezuela (1,500 miles or 2,400 km) and live stream it for $$. He claims he's being paid for the stunt but didn't say how much or who's paying him. Let's hope he's being paid in canned luncheon meat, stale bread, moldy cheese, and styrofoam containers. When asked why he's doing it, he farted this out:   Read More  “The only way to pay back $20 mi...

Raincoaster's KLASSY MANOR MOVIE NIGHT! "Harry & Snowman" On Friday, 1/23, At 6:30pm EST!

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Take note, hors! Raincoaster, Peckerwood Manor's esteemed and slutty movie curator, is hosting another movie night this Friday, 1/23, starting at 6:30pm EST. And trust me, you won't want to miss it. Links and further details will be unfurling in coming posts. As you'll recall, Raincoaster once introduced us to giggly beavers...and now she's introducing us to a magnificent horsie with a head-turning story in this must-see 2016 documentary from director Ron Davis. Meet "Snowman," a weary, anonymous Amish carthorse, age unknown, with harness sores. When he went to auction, he was sold to a horse meat dealer and loaded onto a trailer. Uh-oh. That's when Harry spotted him and made a much better offer. He thought this horse would be useful for lessons at the girls school he was teaching at.  But Snowman turned out to be a great deal more than that. Mark your calendar for this Friday, 1/23, 6pm EST, and we'll see you there. Popcorn optional, but please, no h...

PECKERWOOD'S WEEKLY LUNOCRACY POST! For the Week of 1/19/2026!

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Every January, America takes a moment to dust off Martin Luther King Jr., aggressively smooth his razor-sharp edges, only to put him back on the shelf by dinner. We do this and congratulate ourselves for it.  We quote the dream speech because it’s soothing and comforting. However, we skip over the demands as if they never existed; we do this partly because they don’t fit the narrative we prefer. Mostly, though, it is that fairness is still being sold to the public as being too costly.  We remember the great orator and his tone, but the substance is criminally discarded. Martin Luther King Jr. is presented today as a passive, gentle unifier, a moral mascot for civility, a man who asked us to be kind and then carry on with business as usual. That sterile version of King is safe. He fits neatly into corporate emails, school assemblies, and social media platitudes. He asks for nothing. He is no threat to the status quo. This version allows people to avoid confronting themselves or...