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  Darren Wharton - British singer-songwriter, lead singer of Dare - 63 Hailie Jade - American musical artist - 30 Juno Birch - English drag queen and sculptor - 32 Emma Slater - English-American professional dancer and choreographer - 37 Perdita Weeks - Welsh actress - 40 Jessica Origliasso - Australian singer-songwriter and producer - 41 Lisa Origliasso - Australian singer-songwriter - 41 Jeremy Strong - American actor - 47 Armin van Buuren - Dutch DJ and record producer - 49 Rob Mariano - American tv personality - 50 Dido - English singer-songwriter - 54 Helena Christensen - Danish model and photographer - 57 Alannah Myles - Canadian singer-songwriter - 67 Annie Lennox - Scottish singer-songwriter and philanthropist - 71 CCH Pounder - Guyanese-born-American actress - 73 Sissy Spacek - American actress, set dresser and singer - 76 Barbara Mandrell - American retired singer and musician - 77 Twink Caplan - American actress, comedian and producer - 78 Rickey Henderson - American ...

PECKERWOOD AFTER DARK: Scorching Red Cinnamon For The Holidays!

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EVENING NIGHTCAP: ★Holiday★ Edition: Nepo Spawn Hates Responsibility. Amber Defends Niki. Worst Movies Of 2025.

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      In keeping with the shit storm of 2025, our Christmas eve theme is: Trash. Since most of humanity hasn't done even the bare minimum to spread kindness, compassion, and dignity towards others, Santa is giving everyone a lump of coal as he hops on his EV sled with 12 reindeers that are unionizing.  On behalf of PW Manor, thank you for another great year. Your support makes our little corner of the internet a fun place to hang out. H appy H olidays !     ► Sami Sheen (21), the nepo spawn of Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen who is showing her kibble & bits on Only Fans, is telling the world how life-illiterate she is when it comes to being a responsible adult. She went on Tacky Tic Tik Tok to tell her legion of followers (horny old men with a fetish for plastic blow up dolls) that she has no clue about basic things responsible adults do. She admitted she doesn't pay her bills on time because, "it's no fun", has no clue how to pay taxes, has no ide...

THE ROVING PECKER PRESENTS: Raincoaster's Humorous Chills For Christmas Eve!

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Greetings, Manor Hors! Periodically, "The Roving Pecker" presents urgent missives from filthy esteemed guest writers. Today's entry is from Raincoaster! If there's one thing we know about Jerome K. Jerome , it's that his parents were people of remarkably little imagination. That said, it's a flaw their son did not share. One of the most famous and popular humourists of his time, Jerome K. Jerome had a talent that hasn't become stale with age, unlike many of his peers. For that reason, today we're posting his explanation of why, exactly, ghost stories are traditional at this time of year.  It's the old pagan idea,  evolved over centuries,  that the powers of evil grew stronger with the darkness; with Christianity, it's the idea of evil becoming more powerful until the birth of Jesus, who beat them all back, leaving them to flee until Halloween. But there, I'm getting ahead of my betters. Let's learn from the very best - and the funniest ...

OPEN POST: With My Classique Review Of Cats!

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6 years ago, I wrote : So I just returned from a matinee of "Cats," and I have a few thoughts. When the surly teenager manning the ticket booth said "Which movie?" I said "'Cats,' naturally!" He kind of sneered as he pushed the ticket through, saying "Don't get crushed by the mob." I've a good mind to call his manager! When I went into the cineplex I was the ONLY PERSON THERE. (I'm not kidding; I'm thinking everyone just assumed it was sold out and figured it was useless to even try to get tickets). I've never seen the play but I had a vague idea what it was about (cats singing or something), so I was prepared to be wowed by Andrew Lloyd Webber's magnum opus, but honestly...I found it lacking in the dramatic department. There's not a great plot. The majority of the film is introductions to kitty characters vying to be reincarnated (or something). And let's not even TALK about the tap-dancing cockroaches! A...

Birthday Hors

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  Diane Tell - Canadian musician, singer-songwriter - 66 Louis Tomlinson - English singer-songwriter and producer - 34 Austin Stowell - American actor - 41 Robert Schwartzman - American director, screenwriter, actor and musician - 43 Michael Raymond-James - American actor - 48 Stephanie Ruhle - American journalist and tv personality - 50 Ryan Seacrest - American media personality, game show host and producer - 51 Stephenie Meyer - American novelist and film producer - 52 Ricky Martin - American singer-songwriter - 54 Amaury Nolasco - Puerto Rican actor and producer - 55 Will Oldham - American singer-songwriter and actor - 55 Diedrich Bader - American actor and comedian - 59 Mark Valley - American actor - 61 Mary Ramsey of 10,000 Maniacs - American singer and violinist - 62 Lee Daniels - American producer, director and screenwriter - 66 Ian Burden - English musician - 68 Anil Kapoor - Indian actor and producer - 69 Peter te Bos - Dutch graphic designer - 75 Kate Spade - Am...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Prayer Circle For Barry. Apple Martin Gets Mocked. Um...Who's Dis?

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► One of my favorite entertainers/singers, Barry Manilow (82) has been diagnosed with lung cancer.  During a routine physical exam, his doctor ordered an MRI as a precaution. It came back showing a cancerous spot on his lung. Barry said, “The doctors do not believe it was spread and I’m taking tests to confirm their diagnosis. So, that’s it. No chemo. No radiation. Just chicken soup and I Love Lucy reruns.” Barry is canceling tour dates in January to allow himself time to recuperate.  Read More Barry Manilow in concert, July 2025. Photo: Mat Hayward via Getty Images/Huffington Post Comment: Barry is so talented. A good piano player, singer, songwriter, and entertainer. He started his career writing commercial jingles. He hit his career stride in the 1970s - 1980's with one hit song and album after another. He has so many songs that I love. I never get tired of hearing them.  One of my favorites is "Weekend in New England". Wishing Barry a speedy recovery and good he...

THE ROVING PECKER PRESENTS: Another Spine-Tingling Christmastime Tale From Raincoaster!

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Greetings, Manor Hors! Periodically, "The Roving Pecker" presents urgent missives from filthy esteemed guest writers. Today's blood-cirdling entry is from Raincoaster! You won't thank me for this one. If Tarnhelm was creepy, this seasonal story is next-level terrifying. Ready your night light; you'll need it. A jarring mashup of an anticipated jolly holiday for a joyful young man, and a terrifying, yet morally understandable haunting by the most horrific of criminals, this tale shows the true mastery of the short story form by Anglo-Canadian author Algernon Blackwood . He wrote several seasonal stories, and his catalogue is rich, even if he never was. Blackwood had the kind of resume to which modern writers can only aspire: dairy farmer, theosophical society founder, yellow press reporter, proto-pulp author who skillfully wove indigenous legends into contemporary fiction, whether the setting were the French marshes (The Willows) or the northern Canadian woodland...

THE ROVING PECKER PRESENTS: "The Most Hated Christmas Songs" by GlamourDoll!

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  Greetings, Manor Hors! Periodically, "The Roving Pecker" presents urgent missives from filthy esteemed guest writers. Today's seasonal entry is from Glamour Doll! I unabashedly love it when local radio stations start playing Christmas music in November. I even have a Christmas playlist I start playing while cooking for Thanksgiving. Recently, I was groovin' in my car to the Christmas station when "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Martina McBride came on, I immediately - Grinchly - frowned and changed the station to protect my sanity. See, I despise that song because it's dreadfully slow and boring. I grew up watching "Meet Me in St. Louis", where the song was debuted by Judy Garland herself. And yes, literally every time I watched that movie, I fast-forwarded through that song (remember doing that?). I have never heard a rendition of it I can tolerate. Judy's is about 2.5 minutes, Martina's drags on for over 4 minutes. Who ...

OPEN POST: "Cats' Christmas Party" by Louis Wain

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  Happy Christmas Eve Eve, Peckers! Here's a piece by Louis Wain from 1910. Those cats know how to get down! You could say they're some real party animals.

Birthday Hors

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  Susan Lucci - American actress, tv host, author and entrepreneur - 79 Finn Wolfhard - Canadian actor and musician - 23 Anna Maria Perez de Tagle - American actress and singer - 35 Harry Judd - English musician, dancer and author - 40 Holly Madison - American tv personality - 46 Kat Perkins - American singer - 45 Sunny Ozell - American singer-songwriter - 47 Estella Warren - Canadian actress, model and former synchronised swimmer - 47 Esthero - Canadian singer-songwriter - 47 Jodie Marsh - English media personality, model and bodybuilder - 47 Naked Cowboy - American street performer, singer-songwriter and occasional actor - 55 Quincy Jones III - American music producer and documentary film producer - 57 Jess Harnell - American voice actor - 62 Eddie Vedder - American singer-songwriter, musician and leader of Pearl Jam - 61 Joan Severance - American actress and former model - 67 Anthony Phillips - English musician and composer, original lead guitarist of Genesis - 74 Harry Shear...

SPECIAL LUNOCRACY POST: The Complete Censored "60 Minutes" Report (Best Quality)

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Since being censored by Trump, The Ellisons and Bari Weiss from last Sunday's CBS broadcast of "60 Minutes," Sharyn Alfonsi's must-see report about Venezuelan men deported by the Trump administration to a brutal prison in El Salvador has begun popping up on the internet - and just as quickly, it's being pulled down, mostly from X, aka Twitter, and other sites loyal to Dear Leader, or else they're afraid of payback.  We're posting it here in hopes that you can share it with as many people as possible. You can also download it RIGHT HERE in an mp4 file. If the download file is removed, EM breedaniels4evuh@yahoo.com and another download site will be found.  Will this be removed from Peckerwood Manor? Time will tell, but we shouldn't stand for censorship of any kind, should we? Oh, and kindly fuck Trump, fuck the Ellisons and fuck Bari Weiss. With chainsaws, if you please.  Photo Credit: CBS

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Holiday Queen Is Dethroned. My RF Photo Is Better. Brooklyn Escalates Feud.

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  ► The anointed holiday queen, Mariah Carey, has been dethroned by Wham. The duo's 1984 holiday song, "Last Christmas" sashayed up to Mariah's "All I Want For Christmas" waging its finger and told it "Now you know who I am. Have a seat". For several years, Wham's song has been slowly sleighing towards the #1 spot. And lo and behold, it's a Festivus Miracle! It finally reached #1 on Billboard. Wham co-founder, Andrew Rigley, had this to say:  Read More   "This is a remarkable moment for me, (Wham!), (George Michael) and (Sony Music UK), to learn that 'Last Christmas' is currently the world's favorite song," Wham! bandmember Andrew Ridgeley wrote in a Dec. 17 Instagram post. "(It) is the best Christmas gift we and George could ever have wished for." Mariah Carey; Andrew Rigley & George Michael. Photo: Official Charts.com Comment : I'm glad Wham's song finally overtook Mariah. I much rather hear the...

OPEN POST: Manor Music Monday With The Masterful Vince Guaraldi!

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Greetings music slutinos, and welcome to a special Winter Holiday Edition of Manor Music Monday! For me, the holidays aren't complete without a few things, like delicious dark chocolate, squealing chirruns and Vince Guaraldi. If that name is unfamiliar to you, I'll bet his music isn't, since he composed the indelible music for "A Charlie Brown Christmas," a 1965 TV special that's all but imprinted on our minds, much like "The Wizard of Oz." And just like the music was important to "The Wizard of Oz," it was crucial to "A Charlie Brown Music," conveying not only seasonal giggles 'n fun, but Charlie Brown's deeply melancholic state of mind. And perhaps most head-turning of all for a mass-market TV special in the mid-60s, the score was jazz.  In fact, it was the very first time jazz was used prominently in animation - for the big or small screen - giving Peanuts a wholly unique, sophisticated, yet accessible sound. The soundt...