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OPEN POST: Kacey Musgraves' Disco Balls!

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Credit: Heart US-UK on facebook Country singer Kacey Musgraves certainly kicked off her Middle of Nowhere tour with a bang! Here she is performing her song "Dry Spell" from a set of disco testicles. How cryptic! I wonder what will happen to these balls after the tour. They would make a lovely conversation piece in someone's home. Or they could be repurposed as the world's largest truck nuts!

Birthday Hors

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Roland Orzabal - British musician and singer-songwriter - 65 Dua Lipa - English and Albanian singer-songwriter - 31 Israel Broussard - American actor - 32 Yvie Oddly - American drag queen, performer, fashion designer, rapper - 33 James Corden - English actor and comedian - 48 Rodrigo Santoro - Brazilian actor, voice actor and model - 51 Beenie Man - Jamaican dancehall DJ - 53 Howie Dorough - American singer and member of the Backstreet Boys - 53 Kristen Wiig - American actress, comedian, screenwriter and producer - 53 Richard Armitage - English actor and author - 55 Rick Yune - American actor, screenwriter, producer and martial artist - 55 Giada De Laurentiis - Italian American chef and entrepreneur - 56 Ty Burrell - American actor - 59 Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje - British actor - 59 GZA - American rapper - 60 Andrew Wilson - American film actor and director - 62 Tori Amos - American singer-songwriter and pianist - 63 Debbi Peterson - American musician and the drummer of The Ba...

OPEN POST: Cottoncandy Rigamarole

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Cottoncandy Rigamarole, 2026 Naya Green

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Hayden Panettiere - American actress, model, and singer - (1989-2026) RJ Mitte - American actor - 34 Christian Navarro - American actor - 35 Bo Burnham - American comedian, musician, actor and filmmaker - 36 Tom Maden - American actor - 37 Paris Bennett - American singer - 38 Robert Lewandowski - Polish professional soccer player - 38 Kacey Musgraves - American singer-songwriter and musician - 38 Usain Bolt - Jamaican retired sprinter - 40 Laura Haddock - British actress - 41 Melissa Schuman - American singer and actress - 42 Brody Jenner - American tv personality, business owner and DJ - 43 Chantelle Houghton - English tv personality and glamour model - 43 Tarek El Moussa - American real estate investor and tv personality - 45 Kelis - American singer-songwriter - 47 Alicia Witt - American actress, singer and musician - 51 Joe Gorga - American reality tv personality - 52 Sergey Brin - American computer scientist - 53 Craig Counsell - American former professional baseball pla...

OPEN POST: Hosted By "Today On Cooking With Brooklyn Beckham": PAR-BROILED OXTAILS!

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  Amy Adams - American actress - 52 Demi Lovato - American singer-songwriter, and actress - 34 Alex Newell - American actor and singer - 34 Brant Daugherty - American actor - 41 Josh Flagg - American real estate agent, tv personality and author - 41 Andrew Garfield - BritishAmerican actor - 43 Laura Donnelly - Northern Irish actress - 44 Meghan Ory - Canadian actress - 44 Ben Barnes - English actor and singer - 45 Jamie Cullum - English singer-songwriter - 47 Kimberly Stewart - American socialite, tv personality, and model - 47 Misha Collins - American actor - 52 Santino Rice - American fashion designer and tv personality - 52 Ke Huy Quan - American actor - 55 David Walliams - English comedian and actor - 55 Fred Durst - American rapper, singer-songwriter and director - 56 Billy Gardell - American actor - 57 KRS-One - American rapper - 61 Carole Radziwill - American journalist, author, and tv personality - 63 James Marsters - American actor, musician, singer, comic book...

OPEN POST: It's 1961, So Let's All Go On A Road-Trip!

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I've got my new Chevy Corvair fully stocked with Fresca on ice, Nabisco Vanilla Wafers and my famous ambrosia salad in a Tupperware! Oh shoot, I gotta turn up the radio, that new song by Del Shannon just came on! So let's hit the open road, possibly drive to the beach to have a torch-lit luau this evening, or maybe stop for a picnic in the country under a weeping willow. Heck, we can go wherever we want! And wherever we decide to go, we can laugh and chat and talk about whatever we feel like, just like it's Open Post or something!

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John Deacon - English retired musician, bass guitarist of Queen - 75 Ethan Cutkosky - American actor and musician - 27 Giorgia Whigham - American actress - 29 Romeo Miller - American rapper, actor, and tv personality - 37 Manny Jacinto - Canadian actor - 39 Christina Perri - American singer-songwriter - 40 Simon Bird - English comedian, actor, director and producer - 42 Tammin Sursok - Australian actress and singer - 43 Erika Christensen - American actress - 44 Melissa Fumero - American actress - 44 Chris Fischer - American chef and farmer - 46 Michelle Borth - American actress - 48 Callum Blue - English actor - 49 Brooke Mueller - American retired actress - 49 Régine Chassagne - Canadian singer-songwriter and musician - 50 Tracie Thoms - American actress and singer - 51 Elizabeth Wolfgramm - American actress and singer - 54 Fat Joe - American rapper - 56 Paula Jai Parker - American actress - 57 Tabitha Soren - American photographer and former reporter - 59 Lee Ann Womack - Ame...

OPEN POST: Did You Ever Have a Wild Haircut?

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  Source: reddit This has been making the rounds on reddit/tiktok for, well, obvious reasons. Did you ever have wild hair? Perhaps a bright colour? A mohawk? A skullet?!

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Carole Bouquet - French actress - 69 Clairo - American singer-songwriter - 28 Parker McKenna Posey - American actress - 31 Madelaine Petsch - American-South African actress - 32 Maia Mitchell - Australian actress and singer - 33 Frances Bean Cobain - American visual artist and model - 34 Richard Harmon - Canadian actor - 35 Anna Akana - American comedian, actress, filmmaker and musician - 37 G-Dragon - South Korean rapper, singer-songwriter - 38 Mika - Lebanese singer-songwriter - 43 Andy Samberg - American actor, comedian, writer, producer, and musician - 48 Kaitlin Olson - American actress and comedian - 51 Aphex Twin - Irish-born British musician, composer and DJ - 55 Edward Norton - American actor and director - 57 Christian Slater - American actor - 57 Sarita Choudhury - British actress - 60 Bob Harper - American personal trainer - 61 Craig Bierko - American actor - 62 Madeleine Stowe - American actress - 68 Denis Leary - American actor, comedian and producer - 69 Eddie ...

OPEN POST: Manor Music Monday With The Irresistible Ilene Woods!

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Greetings music sloots, and welcome to another edition of Manor Music Monday! Can you hear birds whistling tuneful songs? Or little animals singing cheerful ditties in three-part harmony? If so, then you are psychotic and should really speak to a doctor about your visual and aural hallucinations. I kid, I kid, because we all see and hear singing birds and animals, right? Right? Anyway-I-swear-I'm-not-on-Thorazine, the songstress we're celebrating today is both famous and not famous. And sang with animals.  Confused? You won't be if you swing by "Rumpy-Pumpy Wowza-Powza," the Manor's newest after-hours club and sausage-sizzle eatery, where DJ Li'l Scratch will be playing this gal's sweet-as-syrup and twice-as-nice LP that just might make you feel all kinds of gentle and good. "It was another time," as they say, and gentle and good was allowed. Look! Singer Ilene Woods was so pretty she just popped to life. "Wait," you ask. "Ilen...

PECKERWOOD'S WEEKLY LUNOCRACY POST! For the Week of 8/17/26!

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Two Tribes Frankie Goes to Hollywood

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Belinda Carlisle - American singer-songwriter - 68 The Kid Laroi - Australian singer-songwriter and rapper - 23 Lil Pump - American rapper - 26 Gracie Gold - American figure skater - 31 Phoebe Bridgers - American singer-songwriter - 32 Taissa Farmiga - American actress - 32 Austin Butler - American actor - 35 Rachel Hurd-Wood - English actress - 36 Lil B - American rapper - 37 Brady Corbet - American former actor and filmmaker - 38 Bryton James - American actor - 40 Jon Lovett - American comedian and former speechwriter - 44 Giuliana Rancic - Italian-American entertainment reporter and tv personality - 52 David Bromstad - American designer and tv personality - 53 Donnie Wahlberg - American singer-songwriter, actor, producer - 57 Christian Laettner - American former professional basketball player - 58 David Conrad - American actor - 59 Colin James - Canadian singer-songwriter - 62 Gilby Clarke - American guitarist, singer, songwriter and record producer - 64 Stephan Eicher - Swiss...

OPEN POST: The Sunday Roast Featuring The Russian Disco Van!

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Getty Images Get in, loser! We’re going roasting! But we’re taking the long way around, so be patient while I tell you a story. A story of my youth. That’s right, we’re talking about the Before Times. Before Trump. Before Covid. Before Y2K. Before, yes, before Madonna was A Thing. Dinosaurs roamed the Earth, or at least Dino Martin did. Back when I was a wee sprog, I, like all GenXers, watched a lot of cartoons. And one thing all of them (other than Looney Tunes) had in common was a cool vehicle. The Banana Splits had a dune buggy. Scooby and the gang had the Mystery Machine. Archie had his jalopy. Josie and the Pussycats had a party van. The Partridge Family had a cool skoolie. Yes, they had a cartoon.  Naturally, I concluded that when you became a teenager you got a fun vehicle and drove around with your friends solving mysteries and singing pop tunes. Obviously . I also believed that they carded you when you ordered a teenburger at A&W, but I digress. I was so innocent then...

July's Shitbag of the Month is.....

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  Credit: Johanna Geron/Reuters With 68% of your votes, Jared Leto has been crowned July's shitbag of the month. Kim and Kanye placed a distant second with 13%, followed by The Met (12%), Usher (4%), and Phoebe Gates placing last with 3%. Now take a good long shower and we'll see you next month for another turd roundup.