Poor Doris is thinking back to a better Day . Oh what a Calamity everything has become, all because of the The Man Who Knew Absolutely Fuck All !  

  Nick Lowe - English singer-songwriter, musician and producer - 76 Keisha Castle-Hughes - Australian-New Zealander actress - 35 Finn Jones - English actor - 37 Valentin Chmerkovskiy - Ukrainian-American professional dancer - 39 Chris Bosh - American former professional basketball player - 41 Nivea - American singer - 43 Jack Swagger - American professional wrestler and former mixed martial artist - 43 Lake Bell - American actress, screenwriter and director - 46 Amanda Brugel - Canadian actress - 47 Jessica Chastain - American actress and producer - 48 Peyton Manning - American former football player - 49 Alyson Hannigan - American actress and tv presenter - 51 Jim Parsons - American actor - 52 Tig Notaro - American stand-up comedian, writer, radio contributor and actress - 54 Lara Flynn Boyle - American actress - 55 Vincent Mason - American rapper, producer and DJ, member of De La Soul - 55 Sharon Corr - Irish singer-songwriter, violinist, member of The Corrs - 55 Jeff Lewis ...

Now here's a holiday I think we can all get behind. Sending you all happy Sunday vibes, Peckerpups.

  Chaka Khan - American singer - 72 Victoria Pedretti - American actress - 30 Kyrie Irving - American professional basketball player - 33 Vanessa Morgan - Canadian actress - 33 Ayesha Curry - Canadian-American actress, cookbook author and tv personality - 36 Brett Eldredge - American singer-songwriter and record producer - 39 Steven Strait - American actor and singer - 39 Nicholle Tom - American actress - 47 Michelle Monaghan - American actress - 49 Keri Russell - American actress - 49 Randall Park - American actor - 51 Gail Porter - Scottish tv personality, former model and actress - 54 Damon Albarn - English singer-songwriter and musician, member of Blur and Gorillaz - 57 Poe - American singer-songwriter and record producer - 57 Richard Grieco - American actor, artist and former fashion model - 60 Hope Davis - American actress - 61 Catherine Keener - American actress - 65 Amanda Plummer - American-Canadian actress - 68 Kenneth Cole - American designer, social activist, busin...

  "Three Black Cats" Edward Kahler, 1891 It is a well-known fact that cats have always been the star of the show. Since ancient times they have rightfully been worshipped and immortalized in artwork. So Peckers, do you have a favourite piece of art that depicts our furry friends? Do share!

  Fanny Ardant - French actress, director and screenwriter - 77 Nick Robinson - American actor - 30 Dominique Fishback - American actress - 34 Tyler Oakley - American YouTuber, actor, activist, author, tv personality - 36 J.J. Watt - American former football player - 36 Tania Raymonde - American actress and artist - 37 Constance Wu - American actress - 43 Mims - American rapper - 44 Shannon Bex - American singer, dancer and reality tv personality - 45 Kellie Shanygne Williams - American actress - 49 Reese Witherspoon - American actress and producer - 49 Anne Dudek - American actress - 50 Guillermo Díaz - American actor - 50 Cole Hauser - American actor - 50 Beverley Knight - English singer-songwriter, actress and radio personality - 52 Elvis Stojko - Canadian figure skater - 53 Keegan-Michael Key - American actor, comedian, screenwriter and producer - 54 Rick Harrison - American businesswoman, reality tv personality - 60 Matthew Modine - American actor - 66 Laurie David - Ameri...

Times are hard and asses are fat, so what's a hungry hor to do? *insert hooker gif*   NO! We gather all our expired pantry items and a few moldy scraps from the fridge and make a struggle meal, that's what we do! One of my favorite simple meals passed down from the depression era is a glazed Spam sandwich. YES, I KNOW, CALM YOUR TITS. Spam is gooood, and I'll hear none of your elitist hoity-toityisms about "nutrition" or "sodium content" or "high risk for cardiovascular disease" because this post is not concerned about that, thankyewverymuch! Anyway, it's pretty simple. First, you mix together a little brown sugar, yellow mustard, and water in a small bowl. Then you slice your spam. Dredge the spam in the brown sugar/mustard mixture. Then heat a little cooking spray in your skillet add the spam, and cook for just a couple minutes until both sides are a little brown. You can add the remaining glaze to the skillet if you want. Put a lid ...

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  Timothy Dalton - British actor - 79 Jace Norman - American actor - 25 Tini - Argentine singer-songwriter, dancer, actress and model - 28 Diggy Simmons - American rapper and singer - 30 Scott Eastwood - American actor - 39 Sonequa Martin-Green - American actress - 40 Santino Fontana - American actor and singer - 43 Deryck Whibley - Canadian musician, member of Sum 41 - 45 Melissa Gorga - American tv personality, author, singer, designer and businesswoman - 46 Ananda Lewis - American tv host, carpenter, former model and social activist - 52 Jerry Supiran - American former child actor - 53 Jaye Davidson - English model, fashion stylist and retired actor - 57 Jill Schoelen - American actress - 62 Matthew Broderick - American actor - 63 Rosie O’Donnell - American comedian, tv producer, actress, author and tv personality - 63 Kassie DePaiva - American actress and singer - 64 Sabrina Le Beauf - American actress - 67 Gary Oldman - English actor and filmmaker - 67 Guy Chadwick - Engl...

  Peckerwood's Weekly Lunocracy Post is RIGHT HERE.

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!