Goldie! I know we're in scary times right now, but turning to the pipe is NEVER the answer! Try edibles instead!

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  Let me start with a confession: this isn’t really about dogs. It’s about you. It’s about us. It’s about the inescapable absurdity of trying to be a human in 2025, where the world is on fire, the algorithm is watching, and somewhere in the distance, your neighbors just joined a dating app for swingers. Against this glittering backdrop of digital dread and quiet existential thrum, enter the dog. Not just a dog. An emotional support dog. The kind of dog who stares into your soul at 2am and says with their eyes, "No, you are not in fact too much." This is part one of a series exploring the profound, often hilarious, sometimes heart-shattering, always very real relationship between humans and their emotional support animals. Dogs, specifically, though the occasional rogue cat or guinea pig may sneak in as supporting cast.  As many of you know I have one that is an extension of my soul, my pain, my stability, and my capacity to love my pup deeply and feel grounded and secure. ...

Tired of your feline overlord using your legs as a clawing post? Too bad! You have a cat and you're fucked! But not totally - lucky for you there's this shit! I don't know what you call it, but if your legs are looking like they belong to a used-up dummy from Zorro's practicing lair, you should get some!

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  What a blast from the past! I was reading about Glastonbury 2025 and came across this image of Pete Doherty, who will be performing on the Greenpeace stage today with his band, The Libertines. Doherty claims that his Glastonbury experience will be a bit different this year as he is with his 2-year old daughter and will be searching out "playgrounds and ice creams." He told reporter Charlotte Gallagher (pictured above) that he loves the magic of Glastonbury and it will always be special to him. Source: BBC News

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For many of us around here, it's hotter than Satan's taint in a wool jockstrap - and with that, we tend to prefer fare on the lighter side when it's time to stuff our empty maws. So Peckerdears, what are some of your favorite summer dishes that get the job done without giving you the meat sweats? I'll go first! Macaroni Salad While this one's a pretty standard recipe I like and found at  Macaroni Salad - Sugar Spun Run , it does the trick when you want a little light, cold pasta to sate your hunger: Ingredients: 8 oz macaroni noodles 1/2 cup diced sweet pickles 3/4 cup diced red bell pepper 1/3 cup sliced celery 1/3 cup diced red onion 2 large hard boiled eggs, diced Macaroni Salad Dressing: 3/4 cup mayo 1/4 cup sour cream (you could use nonfat plain greek yogurt if you wanna be low cal) 2 tbsp sweet pickle juice 1 tbsp red wine vinegar 1 tbsp sugar 2 tsp stone-ground mustard (or dijon if you nasty) 1/4 tsp salt 1/4 tsp black pepper 1/8 tsp garlic powder 1/8 tsp cru...

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!