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Saturday is Caturday! Show Us Your Kitties!

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Cats are the aristocrats of the domestic kingdom. You don’t own them. You apply for residency in their palace, and if you’re lucky, they grant you probationary butler status. The vetting process is ruthless but disguised as charm: Can you open a can on command? Will you abandon your nap to play or offer a fishy treat? Are you willing to sleep in a position that requires spinal realignment to avoid disturbing them? If you pass these tests, you will live the rest of your days serving a small, fuzzy monarch who sometimes murders socks and delivers them to you like a hunting trophy. Breed is irrelevant—Bengals, Persians, shelter enigmas—they all know they are the reincarnation of Cleopatra, lounging on your furniture as though it were a throne and surveying their kingdom with bored contempt. They tolerate your presence because you keep the kibble flowing and the lap warm. Occasionally, they reward you with a slow blink, which is the feline equivalent of a papal blessing. Today is their day...

OPEN POST: Eminem and Devon Sawa Reunited After 25 Years

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Eminem, his weird Just-For-Men beard, and Devon Sawa have reunited 25 years after the iconic music video for the rapper's song, Stan . They attended the premiere of Eminem's new documentary film called Stans , in which director Steven Leckert showcases the complicated relationship between the rapper and his legion of fans.  Eminem originally coined the term "stan" to describe fans who have become stalker-ish in their obsession with him. The rapper has maintained a pretty private lifestyle in the last 20 years, and it has proven difficult to manage the millions of fans who were shaped by his music during the height of his fame.  The documentary was released in theatres on Friday, August 7th. Will you plan to watch it, Peckers? Source: Shady Support on X    

Birthday Hors

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  Audrey Tautou - French actress - 49 Adelaide Kane - Australian actress and model - 35 Bill SkarsgÃ¥rd - Swedish actor - 35 Anna Kendrick - American actress - 40 Salt Bae - Turkish butcher, chef and restaurateur - 42 Ashley Johnson - American actress - 42 Dan Levy - Canadian actor, writer, producer - 42 Kate Siegel - American actress and screenwriter - 43 Jessica Capshaw - American actress - 49 Leigh Kakaty - Canadian singer - 49 Rhona Mitra - British actress - 49 Kevin McKidd - Scottish actor and tv director - 52 Juanes - Colombian singer and musician - 53 Nikki Ziering - American model and actress - 54 Thomas Lennon - American comedian and actor - 55 Gillian Anderson - American-British actress, writer and activist - 57 Eric Bana - Australian actor - 57 McG - American director, producer, and former record producer - 57 Deion Sanders - American football coach and former player - 58 Brett Hull - Canadian-American former ice hockey player - 61 Hoda Kotb - American broadcast journa...

Caption This! Winners for 8/7

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

OPEN POST: This Extremely Lifelike Royal Portrait

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Excuse me while I wipe away the tears fallen from my eyes as they witness the sheer beauty of this incredible masterpiece! * tingle *

Birthday Hors

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  Brian Harvey - British singer,former member of East 17 - 51 Shawn Mendes - Canadian singer-songwriter - 27 Lauv - American singer-songwriter - 31 Princess Beatrice of York - English member of The Firm - 37 Anthony Rizzo - American professional baseball player - 37 Kim Chi - Korean-American drag queen, artist, entrepreneur and tv personality - 38 Katie Leung - Scottish actress - 38 Jackie Cruz - Dominican–American actress, singer and former model - 39 Peyton List - American actress - 39 Roger Federer - Swiss former professional tennis player - 44 Meagan Good - American actress and model - 44 Michael Urie - American actor - 45 Countess Vaughn - American actress, singer and tv personality - 47 Marsha Ambrosius - English singer-songwriter - 48 Lindsay Sloane - American actress - 48 JC Chasez - American songwriter, record producer, actor and former singer - 49 Drew Lachey - American singer and occasional actor - 49 Jeremy Scott - American fashion designer - 50 Kohl Suddeth - Americ...

OPEN POST: Hosted By "Today On Cooking With Brooklyn Beckham": CRAWFISH BOIL!

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Caption This!

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Caption This! Winners for 8/6

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

Birthday Hors

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  Jacquie O’Sullivan - English singer-songwriter, former Bananarama member - 65 Liam James - Canadian actor - 29 Francesca Eastwood - American tv personality, socialite, actress - 32 Mike Trout - American professional baseball player - 34 Helen Flanagan - English actress - 35 DeMar DeRozan - American professional basketball player - 36 Sidney Crosby - Canadian ice hockey player - 38 Brit Marling - American actress and screenwriter - 43 Abbie Cornish - Australian actress - 43 Randy Wayne - American actor - 44 Eric Johnson - Canadian actor - 46 Vanessa Wu - Taïwanese-American singer and actor - 47 Charlotte Ronson - English fashion designer - 48 Samantha Ronson - English DJ, singer, and songwriter - 48 Megan Gale - Australian model and actress - 50 Charlize Theron - South African-American actress and producer - 50 Michael Shannon - American actor - 51 Chico Benymon - American actor, singer, musician, and fashion designer - 51 Rachel York - American actress and singer - 54 Sydney ...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Levi's New Campaign With BeYAWNce. I Don't Get The Hamilton Hype. Elaine Dance Contest.

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  Programming Not e : For the next few weeks, my postings will be limited due to my work  schedule. Thank you in advance for your understanding.  ► Several months ago Levi's announced they were going to be launching an ad campaign featuring BeYAWNce to capitalize on her cowgirl cosplay.We all know that cowgirls wear stilettos, Hooters tight t-shirts, and full make up when they're out on the range wrangling cattle. The company has released the new ads with a series of videos (see below) that show the bazillionaire chanteuse in a variety of everyday settings. One of the clips has Beyawnce washing her jeans at a laundromat. Uh-huh, like Beyawnce would be caught dead in a laundromat. First of, 75% of washers at a laundromat are out of order and the fact she found one that works on her first try is unbelievable. Another  clip shows her at a pool hall mingling with commoners. And finally, there's a clip of Beyonce wearing coochie cutters and working as a waitress at a dine...

OPEN POST: With The Old Mill Pond By The Old Mill Stream!

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In about 1820-something, the first European immigrants to settle hereabouts (fuckin' Krauts, just like me) built a mill, and it made them very wealthy. They were generous and decent people over the years (their former home is now a museum) and "The Old Mill" (even though it was disused the last few decades) stood tall. People loved it. It was one of those places that made everyone nostalgic, even as weatherbeaten and decrepit as it must have looked by the 1950s. But then it burned down one night, and as much as I've looked online, I've never found a picture of it. But clues remain. After it burned down, they left the cogs and gears where they fell, possibly out of respect for the old structure (but more likely because they probably weigh about 6 tons; they're so heavy they've sunk to slightly below ground level), but either way I like it. If we don't remember where we came from we'll never know where we're going. Oh sheeit, that sounds almost p...

Caption This!

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Caption This! Winners for 8/5

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

Birthday Hors

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Geri Halliwell - English singer-songwriter, author, and tv personality - 53 Ty Simpkins - American actor - 24 Charlotte McKinney - American model and actress - 32 Spencer Matthews - British tv personality and entrepreneur - 37 Robin Van Persie - Dutch soccer coach and former professional soccer player - 42 Adrianne Curry-Rhode - American fashion model, actress and tv personality - 43 Romola Garai - Hong-Kong born British actress and film director - 43 Leslie Odom Jr. - American actor and singer-songwriter - 44 Marisa Miller - American fashion model - 47 Melissa George - Australian and American actress - 49 Soleil Moon Frye - American actress, director, producer, and screenwriter - 49 Ever Carradine - American actress - 51 Vera Farmiga - American actress - 52 Jason O’Mara - Irish-American actor - 53 Merrin Dungey - American film and television actress - 54 M. Night Shyamalan - American film director, screenwriter, and producer - 55 David Robinson - American former professional ba...