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Birthday Hors

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  Andrew Banflied - English actor and vocalist, member of The Passadenas - 61 Fancisco Lindor - Puerto Rican professional baseball player - 32 Stella Maeve – American actress - 36 Cory Michael Smith – American actor - 39 Boosie Badazz – American rapper - 43 Joy Williams - American singer-songwriter - 43 Russell Tovey – English actor - 44 Vanessa Bayer – American actress, comedian and writer - 44 Olga Kurylenko – Ukrainian-French actress and former model - 46 Obie Trice – American rapper - 48 Travis Baker - American musician and songwriter - 50 Faye Tozer - English singer and actress - 50 Chip Gaines – American actor, producer, tv personality and author - 51 Adina Howard – American singer-songwriter - 52 Josh Duhamel – American actor - 53 Brendan Benson - American singer-songwriter and musician, member of The Raconteurs - 55 David Lindsay-Abaire - American playwright and lyricist - 55 Butch Walker – American singer-songwriter, musician and record producer - 56 Brian Yale - Ame...

OPEN POST: Hosted By "Today On Cooking With Brooklyn Beckham": Jerk-Style Omelette!

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Caption This! Winners for 11/12

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

Birthday Hors

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  Andrew Ranken - British drummer and singer, member of The Pogues - 72 Stella Hudgens – American actress - 30 Julia Michaels – American singer-songwriter - 32 Devon Bostick - Canadian actor - 34 Paulie Calafiore – American actor and producer - 37 Rahul Kohli - English actor - 40 Kumi Koda – Japanese singer - 43 Michael Copon – American actor and producer - 43 Monique Coleman – American actress and singer - 45 Metta Sandiford-Artest – American former basketball player - 46 Aisha Hinds – American actress - 50 Jordan Bridges – American actor - 52 Noah Hathaway – American actor and former teen idol - 54 Gerard Butler – Scottish actor and film producer - 56 Stephen Full – American actor and comedian - 56 Jimmy Kimmel – American tv host, comedian, writer and producer - 58 Steve Zahn – American actor and comedian - 58 Kelly Cutrone – American publicist, tv personality and author - 60 Neil Flynn – American actor and comedian - 65 Caroline Goodall - Australian actress and screenwriter...

Open Post: With The Chamber Pot Of Connubial Bliss!

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During the Georgian era in Great Britain, chamber pots were coveted wedding gifts for the wealthy class, often delivered stuffed full of pound notes or coins, some with a merry olde message stamped onto their porcelain surface. Like this one from The Georgian House in Edinburgh, Scotland. The inscription reads: “This Pot it is A Present Sent, Some Mirth to make is only Meant. We hope the same you’ll not Refuse, But keep it safe and oft it Use. When in it, you Want to Piss, Remember them who sent you this. Keep me clean and use me well, And what I see I will not Tell.” Heavens, a lowly limerick worthy of a common bawd. Next thing you know, men and women will be displaying a shapely ankle to all and sundry, even those virile, husky stable boys who look so restless and excitable. Happy Open Post, darlings. Please try to keep it in your trousers, or leave your petticoats unraised, and keep a civil tongue in your mouth (whether your own or someone else's is entirely up to you).  Photo ...

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Caption This! Winners for 11/11

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

Birthday Hors

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  Buck Dharma - American guitarist, singer-songwriter - 78 Raffey Cassidy - British actress - 24 Doctor Mike – Russian-American internet personality, family physician, philanthropist - 36 Russell Westbrook - American professional basketball player - 37 Omarion – American singer-songwriter - 41 Anne Hathaway – American actress - 43 Ryan Gosling – Canadian actor - 45 Cote de Pablo – Chilean-American actress and singer - 46 Alexandra Maria Lara - Romanian-German actress - 47 Ashley Williams – American actress - 47 Tevin Campbell – American singer-songwriter - 49 Lourdes Benedicto – American actress - 51 Tamala Jones – American actress - 51 Mayte Garcia – American dancer, actress and former singer - 52 Radha Mitchell – Australian actress - 52 Ethan Zohn – American former professional soccer player and motivational speaker - 52 Rebecca Wisocky - American actress - 54 Tonya Harding – American former figure skater, retired boxer, reality tv personality - 55 Craig Parker – New-Zealan...

OPEN POST: Sarah Paulson in Balenciaga

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Sarah Paulson sported this two-piece look to the Brazilian premiere of "All's Fair." It was designed by Pierpeolo Piccioli for Balenciaga SS26.  It wasn't exactly a great night for fashion, as Kim K rolled up in this pastel monstrosity and Naomi Watts looked immensely uncomfortable in stripes. Awful fashion for an awful show, how fitting! Sources: Desi/Backgrid, Getty Images for Disney+

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Caption This! Winners for 11/10

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

Birthday Hors

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  Jevetta Steele - American singer - 62 Tye Sheridan – American actor and producer - 29 Trey Smith – American actor - 33 Christa B. Allen – American actress - 34 Adam Rippon – American retired figure skater - 36 Patrick Starr – Filipino-American make-up artist - 36 Vinny Guadagnino – American reality tv personality - 38 Chanelle Hayes – English tv personality,:model, singer and businesswoman - 38 Jon Batiste – American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, tv personality - 39 Mark Sanchez – American former professional football player - 39 Brittny Gastineau – American model, socialite and reality tv personality - 43 Leonardo DiCaprio – American actor and film producer - 51 Jason White – American musician, touring guitarist of Green Day - 52 Adam Beach – Canadian actor - 53 David DeLuise – American actor and tv director - 54 Carson Kressley – American tv personality, actor and designer - 56 Peaches – Canadian actress and composer - 59 Calista Flockhart – American actress...

OPEN POST: Manor Music Monday With Gypsy Rose Lee!

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Welcome, music prostitots, to another edition of Manor Music Monday, today with a li'l bump, a li'l grind, and lots of razzmatazz. And yes, our songstress of the day has a gimmick, because, as you might know, you gotta get a gimmick. Those last four words were probably enough to cause all of you Broadway Babies out there to squeal with happiness - and for good reason. But this ain't no Broadway post, bub. It's about the Real McCoy, as they say, or the genu-wine article. Tonight, DJ Li'l Scratch will be playing all of her hot-cha! songs at the Manor's "Tuna Pole!" lounge and Shirako dinette. Yes, i t's times like these that call for Gypsy, don't you think? No, not the movie or stage Gypsy. I'm talking about the actual person. Yes, it's true, there really was a burlesque queen named Gypsy. I know, right? It's like finding out the tooth-fairy is real. And yes, she and her audience frequently had to make a mad dash for the streets when...