Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  Izzy Stradlin - American musician, singer-songwriter, founding member of GNR - 63 Skai Jackson - American actress - 23 Evan Mock - American model, actor and skateboarder - 28 Gabriella Wilde - English actress and model - 36 Ezra Koenig - American musician, singer-songwriter, record producer - 41 Taran Noah Smith - American businessman and former actor - 41 Kirsten Storms - American actress - 41 Taylor Kitsch - Canadian actor and model - 44 Katee Sackhoff - American actress - 45 Emma Caulfield - American actress - 52 JR Bourne - Canadian actor - 55 Patricia Arquette - American actress - 57 Robin Wright - American actress - 59 Julian Lennon - English singer, musician, photographer, author and philanthropist - 62 Dean Norris - American actor - 62 Donita Sparks - American singer-songwriter and guitarist, co-founder of L7 - 62 Kane Hodder - American actor, stuntman and author - 70 Brenda Russell - American singer-songwriter, producer and keyboardist - 76 Biz Markie - America...

    Programming Note :   Due to my upcoming work and travel schedule, I will be posting very sporadically for the next several weeks. Thank you in advance for your understanding. ►Beyonce has gone full blown Kim Zolciak in a video she and her mom, Tina, made to peddle Cécred hair products for Ulta Salon. Question: don't you need REAL hair if you're promoting styling products? Their hair is about as real as Tina's claim of being a "couture designer". Tina not fit to design a pencil case. In the video (see below) Beyonce stares blankly at the camera while fluffing her My Little Pony mane as she passes a bottle of what looks like cooking oil to Tina. Tina gives the camera her best resting bitch face since she's unable to move it. Her face is frozen like the sprig of grapes I found in  the back of my freezer that I forgot I put there during covid lock down.    Read More Comment:   Beyonce's transition into a white woman worthy of  Real Housewives Of H...

Welcome, music hors, to the Manor's exclusive "Poca Chica Lounge," where DJ Li'l Scratch is bringing us some classic blues from the divine Ms. Trudy Lynn. Trudy, as you may know, is a blues artist extraordinaire. When she performs indoors, she raises the roof - and, yes, this happens outdoors, too, 'cause heaven blows its top every time she sings. Not for nothing was Trudy the opening act for several "Ike and Tina Turner" tours, but that was just a start for this sonically-astounding performer and composer, who was soon after cutting LPs and performing in clubs worldwide.  Born in Texas, where she honed her gifts, Trudy first learned about the blues as a young girl when she tiptoed from her mother's beauty salon to Club Matinee , the legendary Houston Club, which was right around the corner. Destiny? Seems like, right? Though her family later thought she'd purse a career as an X-Ray technician after high school, Trudy had other ideas, by then in ...

  ALL DAY, every day, when watching the news. 

  Billie Holiday - American singer - (1915-1959) Kaitlan Collins - American journalist and news anchor - 33 Anne-Marie - English singer-songwriter - 34 Ed Speleers - English actor and producer - 37 Ben McKee - American musician, songwriter and record producer - 40 Sian Clifford - English actress - 43 David Otunga - American actor, lawyer and former professional wrestler - 45 Nico Santos - Filipino-American actor - 46 Scott McGillivray - Canadian entrepreneur, investor, tv host and educator - 47 Kevin Alejandro - American actor and film director. - 49 Tiki Barber - American former professional football player - 50 John Cooper - American musician - 50 Jennifer Schwalbach Smith - American actress, podcaster and former reporter - 54 MacKenzie Scott - American novelist and philanthropist - 55 Pearl Lowe - English designer and former singer-songwriter - 55 Bill Bellamy - English fashion and textiles designer, and former singer-songwriter - 60 Russell Crowe - New-Zealander actor, d...

  Bodega cats can be beloved pets and are a sign that a bodega is clean and not teeming with critters like the famous NYC dog-sized rats. The story is  here . 

  Paul Rudd - American actor and comedian - 56 Peyton List - American actress - 27 Spencer List - American actor - 27 Charlie McDermott - American retired actor and musician - 35 Diora Baird - American actress and former model - 42 Rick Cosnett - Zimbabwean-Australian actor and producer - 42 Alana Austin - American retired actress - 43 Tim Hasselbeck - American sports journalist and former professional football player - 47 Myleene Klass - British musician, singer, tv presenter and model - 47 Lauren Ridloff - American actress - 47 Teddy Sears - American actor - 48 Candace Cameron Bure - American actress and talk show panellist - 49 Zach Braff - American actor and filmmaker - 50 Joel West - American actor and model - 50 Ami James - Israeli-American tattoo artist, tv personality and entrepreneur - 53 Ari Meyers - American former actress - 56 Louie Spence - English dancer, choreographer and tv presenter - 56 Black Francis - American singer-songwriter and guitarist, member of the Pixi...

We all know cats love heights, and Steve the cat from North Vancouver is no exception. His owner, Michelle Johnson, began to worry this week when Steve didn't come home. Her partner went searching and discovered Steve had climbed a neighbour's 100-foot tree and was perched on a thin branch. An arborist was called in to retrieve Steve and he is now home safe and sound. But this isn't Steve's first rodeo: he was rescued back in October for climbing a 90-foot tree, in which he was stuck for three days! When he was finally rescued, he didn't leave the house for a few days. But this time he was unfazed and left again within an hour. Oh, Steve! Will he ever learn? Source: North Shore News  

  Bette Davis - American actress - (1908-1989) Lily James - English actress - 36 Marshall Allman - American actor - 41 Hayley Atwell - British and American actress - 43 Zak Bagans - American actor, tv personality, museum operator and author - 48 Sterling K. Brown - American actor - 49 Juicy J - American rapper, songwriter and record producer - 49 Elodie Bouchez - French actress - 52 Pharrell Williams - American record producer, singer-songwriter, rapper, designer - 52 Krista Allen - American actress and model - 54 Thea Gill - Canadian actress - 55 Paula Cole - American singer-songwriter and producer - 57 Mike McCready - American guitarist, founding member of Pearl Jam - 59 Christopher Reid aka Kid - American rapper, actor and comedian - 61 Agnetha Fältskog - Swedish singer-songwriter, member of ABBA - 75 Nigel Hawthorne - English actor - (1929-2001) Roger Corman - American film director, producer and actor - (1926-2024) Christopher Hewitt - English actor and theatre director -...

Happy FTS Day, one and all! What's FTS Day, you ask? I'll give you six guesses: Did I just make this holiday up? Yes, but(t) fuck it! Join me in celebrating! To what shit will you say fuck this  today?