Peckerwood Manor

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  Richard Carpenter - American musician, singer-songwriter, record producer - 78 Bailee Madison - American and Canadian actress, singer-songwriter - 25 Vincent Martella - American actor - 32 Paul Walter Hauser - American actor and professional wrestler - 38 Jessie Ware - English singer-songwriter - 40 Keyshia Cole - American singer-songwriter - 43 Roxane Gay - American writer, professor, editor and social commentator - 50 Paul Logan - American actor, model, martial artist, stuntman, screenwriter - 51 Ginuwine - American singer-songwriter, dancer and actor - 54 Paige Davis - American tv personality and actress - 55 Kimberly Schlapman - American actress - 55 Dominic West - English actor, director and musician - 55 Vanessa Marcil - American actress - 56 Eric Benet - American singer-songwriter and actor - 58 Sarah Ferguson - British author, tv personality, member of The Firm - 65 Emeril Lagasse - American celebrity chef, restaurateur, tv personality, author - 65 Todd Solondz - Ame

    ► The contract relationship between Tay-Tay and football's Ron Burgundy (Govt Name: Travis Kelce) was on overdrive this past weekend as they clomped around NYC with Ryan Reynolds and Blake Unlively.  The paps caught the quad entering a restaurant with Tay-Tay subtly earning an easy paycheck for her Dior product placements.That's not what caught my eye. What did was the design on Travis's shirt. If you take a close look, it depicts Greco-Rubenesque looking figures fornicating and another patting the other on the ass. He must have purchased it from Open Fans new line of subliminal raunchy men's wear. I'm surprised the SM sleuths didn't pick up on this. You be the judge.  Read More   Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Photo: GC Images/Page Six Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. Photo: Blayzer/Backgrid/Page Six   Comment: Ryan Reynolds looks like he'd rather be bowling or at home pitching Mint Mobile via text messages and not strolling the streets with his media

Welcome back, Manor Hors, to The Peckerwood Book Club, a periodic dispatch where we joyfully recommend the books we love, new or old, favorite authors we can't get enough of, dead or alive, and other urgent book-minded minutia! Meanwhile, do you have a favorite book genre? And do you sometimes hop to other kinds of books on occasion just to mix things up? For my part, I love literary fiction, but sometimes after half a year of them, for example. I need to take a break. One time I hopped to trashy murder-mystery novels - or "airport novels" as they're sometimes called, since you can read them on a long flight - and explored the works of Lee Child, Elin Hilderbrand and James Patterson. That lasted maybe three months, and it was definitely funzi (I mean that in a good way), but I can't take a diet of cotton candy for long. Another time, I explored memoirs, including books by Christopher Hitchens, Mariah Carey and George M. Johnson. That lasted a bit longer than trash

A frequent visitor to Peckerwood Manor, esteemed authoress and detective, Jessica Fletcher, arrived this past weekend not to relax, but to solve a Cabot Cove murder, since she'd reason to believe that her suspect had absconded to Peckerwood. She searched high and low for her culprit, first exploring the Manor's adjacent ranch. There, she discovered Peckerwood's ranch hands at frolicsome play. Was her murderer hiding in plain sight amongst them? Casting her eyes upon each buckaroo - since her suspect was last spotted wearing only a jock strap with the initials "B2B" on the waistband - she realized that she'd have to wait till the disrobing began, as she knew it would.  This was Peckerwood, after all, and all the workers, including the cowpoke, inevitably drop trou and rumpy-pumpy while performing their duties. So she wasn't surprised when the ranch hands next doffed their blue jeans.  Beholding their colorful undies, thongs and jock straps - but frustrating

Roger Moore - English actor - (1927-2017) Rowan Blanchard - American actress and activist - 23 Lourdes Leon - American singer-songwriter and actress - 28 Mia Wasikowska - Australian actress - 35 MacKenzie Mauzy - American actress - 36 Christine Quinn - American actress - 36 Max Thieriot - American actor - 36 Pia Toscano - American singer - 36 Jay Pharoah - American stand-up comedian and actor - 37 Skyler Shaye - American actress - 38 Ben Whishaw - English actor - 44 Stacy Keibler - American actress and retired professional wrestler - 45 Usher - American singer-songwriter and dancer - 46 Natalie Maines - American singer-songwriter - 50 Jon Seda - American actor - 54 Steve Coogan - English comedian, actor and screenwriter - 59 Karyn White - American singer - 59 Lori Petty - American actress, director and screenwriter - 61 Isaac Mizrahi - American fashion designer, actor, singer and tv presenter - 63 Thomas Dolby - English musician, composer, producer, entrepreneur, teacher - 66 Greg

We all understand the challenges of air travel, especially during those less-than-ideal moments when some fellow passenger decides not to honor unspoken rules. Imagine the frustration of dealing with someone incessantly kicking the back of your seat on top of the usual discomforts of flying. One 14-year-old girl experienced this when she was flying with her father, and a child behind her began repeatedly kicking her seat. Over and over, the brat kicked her seat, leaving her with very few options other than to leap over the back of the seat and murder the mini tyrant.  Around 10 minutes into the nighttime flight, the child behind her, about 9 or 10 years old, started kicking her seat. Despite her polite request to stop, the kicking persisted. Her father then decided the best course of action was to be as petty as possible and leaned his chair as far back as it would go, cutting off access to his daughter in the process.  The kicking child's father reacted angrily, hailed the flight

Ashanti - American singer-songwriter and actress - 44 Caleb McLaughlin - American actor - 23 Jimin - South Korean singer-songwriter and dancer - 29 Noah Crawford - American actor and singer - 30 Lumidee - American singer-songwriter and rapper - 40 Courtney Laine Mazza - American actress, singer, dancer - 42 Ian Thorpe - Australian retired swimmer - 42 Kele Okereke - English singer-songwriter and musician - 43 Kiele Sanchez - American actress - 47 Billy Bush - American radio and tv host - 53 Sacha Baron Cohen - English comedian, actor, writer and producer - 53 Serena Altschul - American broadcast journalist - 54 Paul Potts - English tenor - 54 Rhett Akins - American singer-songwriter - 55 Nancy Kerrigan - American former figure skater - 55 Tisha Campbell - American actress and singer - 56 Kate Walsh - American actress - 57 Jerry Rice - American former professional football player - 62 Joey Belladonna - American singer, vocalist for Anthrax - 64 Marie Osmond - American singer, actre

  I am sick, and I am tired, and I am achy, and I am annoyed about it. 

  It's pumpkin-boob season, y'all! Heidi Montag and her family had this totally casual, not-at-all-staged pap shoot at the local pumpkin patch. Heidi was sporting a sun burn and an absolutely ATROCIOUS outfit, but her boys looked happy which is all that matters.   Source: Daily Mail

  Hugh Jackman - Australian actor - 56 Iris Apatow - American actress - 22 Josh Hutcherson - American actor - 32 Calum Scott - English singer-songwriter - 36 Tyler Blackburn - American actor, singer and model - 38 Katie Piper - English writer, activist, tv presenter and model - 41 Tom Guiry - American actor - 43 Marko Jaric - Serbian former professional basketball player - 46 Bode Miller - American former alpine ski racer - 47 Marion Jones - American former track-and-field athlete - 49 Joseph Kahn - South Korean-American film and music video director - 52 Kirk Cameron - American actor, and birthday parties’ desolate - 54 Martie Maguire - American musician, founding member of The Chicks - 55 Carlos Bernard - American actor and director - 62 Chris Botti - American trumpeter and composer - 61 Deborah Foreman - American photographer and actress - 62 Susan Anton - American actress and singer - 74 Chris Wallace - American broadcast journalist - 77 Aurore Clément - French actress - 79