Greetings, Manor Hors! Periodically, "The Roving Pecker" presents urgent missives from filthy esteemed guest writers. Today's blood-cirdling entry is from Raincoaster! You won't thank me for this one. If Tarnhelm was creepy, this seasonal story is next-level terrifying. Ready your night light; you'll need it. A jarring mashup of an anticipated jolly holiday for a joyful young man, and a terrifying, yet morally understandable haunting by the most horrific of criminals, this tale shows the true mastery of the short story form by Anglo-Canadian author Algernon Blackwood . He wrote several seasonal stories, and his catalogue is rich, even if he never was. Blackwood had the kind of resume to which modern writers can only aspire: dairy farmer, theosophical society founder, yellow press reporter, proto-pulp author who skillfully wove indigenous legends into contemporary fiction, whether the setting were the French marshes (The Willows) or the northern Canadian woodland...

  Greetings, Manor Hors! Periodically, "The Roving Pecker" presents urgent missives from filthy esteemed guest writers. Today's seasonal entry is from Glamour Doll! I unabashedly love it when local radio stations start playing Christmas music in November. I even have a Christmas playlist I start playing while cooking for Thanksgiving. Recently, I was groovin' in my car to the Christmas station when "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Martina McBride came on, I immediately - Grinchly - frowned and changed the station to protect my sanity. See, I despise that song because it's dreadfully slow and boring. I grew up watching "Meet Me in St. Louis", where the song was debuted by Judy Garland herself. And yes, literally every time I watched that movie, I fast-forwarded through that song (remember doing that?). I have never heard a rendition of it I can tolerate. Judy's is about 2.5 minutes, Martina's drags on for over 4 minutes. Who ...

  Happy Christmas Eve Eve, Peckers! Here's a piece by Louis Wain from 1910. Those cats know how to get down! You could say they're some real party animals.

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Since being censored by Trump, The Ellisons and Bari Weiss from last Sunday's CBS broadcast of "60 Minutes," Sharyn Alfonsi's must-see report about Venezuelan men deported by the Trump administration to a brutal prison in El Salvador has begun popping up on the internet - and just as quickly, it's being pulled down, mostly from X, aka Twitter, and other sites loyal to Dear Leader, or else they're afraid of payback.  We're posting it here in hopes that you can share it with as many people as possible. You can also download it RIGHT HERE in an mp4 file. If the download file is removed, EM breedaniels4evuh@yahoo.com and another download site will be found.  Will this be removed from Peckerwood Manor? Time will tell, but we shouldn't stand for censorship of any kind, should we? Oh, and kindly fuck Trump, fuck the Ellisons and fuck Bari Weiss. With chainsaws, if you please.  Photo Credit: CBS

  ► The anointed holiday queen, Mariah Carey, has been dethroned by Wham. The duo's 1984 holiday song, "Last Christmas" sashayed up to Mariah's "All I Want For Christmas" waging its finger and told it "Now you know who I am. Have a seat". For several years, Wham's song has been slowly sleighing towards the #1 spot. And lo and behold, it's a Festivus Miracle! It finally reached #1 on Billboard. Wham co-founder, Andrew Rigley, had this to say:  Read More   "This is a remarkable moment for me, (Wham!), (George Michael) and (Sony Music UK), to learn that 'Last Christmas' is currently the world's favorite song," Wham! bandmember Andrew Ridgeley wrote in a Dec. 17 Instagram post. "(It) is the best Christmas gift we and George could ever have wished for." Mariah Carey; Andrew Rigley & George Michael. Photo: Official Charts.com Comment : I'm glad Wham's song finally overtook Mariah. I much rather hear the...

Greetings music slutinos, and welcome to a special Winter Holiday Edition of Manor Music Monday! For me, the holidays aren't complete without a few things, like delicious dark chocolate, squealing chirruns and Vince Guaraldi. If that name is unfamiliar to you, I'll bet his music isn't, since he composed the indelible music for "A Charlie Brown Christmas," a 1965 TV special that's all but imprinted on our minds, much like "The Wizard of Oz." And just like the music was important to "The Wizard of Oz," it was crucial to "A Charlie Brown Music," conveying not only seasonal giggles 'n fun, but Charlie Brown's deeply melancholic state of mind. And perhaps most head-turning of all for a mass-market TV special in the mid-60s, the score was jazz.  In fact, it was the very first time jazz was used prominently in animation - for the big or small screen - giving Peanuts a wholly unique, sophisticated, yet accessible sound. The soundt...

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Saw this beauty the other day, and although I generally prefer older vintages, it looks pretty darn pristine to me so I love it. Also, it's Sunday, and there's no school, so let's hop in the Mustang with our best galpals and go to the drive-thru for a burger and fries, although (let's get real) the main reason we're all there is to check out the hot surfer guys with their shirts off. "Oh, turn it up, the new song by The Fifth Dimension is starting!" Happy Open Post, darlings, let the sun shine in! Photo Credit: AK

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  Here's Ed Sheeran showing off his new toned (and inked!) bod for Australian Men's Health . When discussing his physical transformation, the 34-year old singer shared that he spent his 20s living pretty unhealthily and says he generally felt like shit within himself. The birth of his daughter, Lyra, helped propel the singer to pursue a healthier way of living. "I didn't want to pick my kid up and have my back be fucked up," Sheeran says. He has lost over 30lbs and follows a routine that consists of pilates, strength training and running.  Here are some more pics from the shoot: Source: Australian Men's Health

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Ok, hors, Christmas is just 6 days away; have you all finished your shopping yet? If not, allow me to suggest Facebook Marketplace - a place where stains are vintage, mirrors reflect poor life choices, and all of the furniture is either damp or sticky - charming! Here, I've got a list of inventory for you to browse RIGHT NOW!   And my personal favorite.... Happy shopping!

  Maurice White - American singer-songwriter, leader of Earth Wind and Fire - (1941-2016) Backpack Kid - Social media personality - 24 King Princess - American singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist - 27 Keiynan Lonsdale - Australian actor, dancer and singer-songwriter - 34 Paulina Gretzky - American actress - 37 Ronan Farrow - American journalist - 38 Annie Murphy - Canadian actress - 39 Lady Sovereign - British rapper - 40 Jake Gyllenhaal - American actor - 45 Marla Sokoloff - American actress - 45 Sarah Cooper - American author and comedian - 48 Rosa Blasi - American actress, author, model and therapist - 53 Alyssa Milano - American actress and producer - 53 Tyson Beckford - American model and actor - 55 Kristy Swanson - American actress - 56 Jamie Hince - English guitarist, singer-songwriter and member of The Kills - 57 Ken Marino - American actor, comedian, director and screenwriter - 57 Criss Angel - American magician, illusionist and musician - 58 Jennifer Beals - ...