Peckerwood Manor

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  Wyclef Jean - Haitian rapper and musician - 55 Jacob Artist - American actor, singer and dancer - 32 Max Irons - English and Irish actor - 39 Felicity Jones - British actress - 41 Cameron Esposito - American actress, comedian and podcaster - 43 Holly Holm - American mixed martial artist - 43 Angel Parker - American actress - 44 Matthew Macfadyen - English actor - 50 Eminem - American rapper, songwriter and record producer - 52 Sharon Leal - American actress and singer - 52 Chris Kirkpatrick - American singer, songwriter, dancer, music producer - 53 Nancy Sullivan - American actress and comedian - 55 Ziggy Marley - Jamaican musician - 56 René Dif of Aqua - Danish musician, singer-songwriter, DJ and actor - 57 Mike Judge - American actor, animator, filmmaker and musician - 62 Rob Marshall - American director, producer and choreographer - 64 Richard Roeper - American columnist and film critic - 65 Alan Jackson - American singer-songwriter - 66 Mae Jemison - American engineer

  Shocking absolutely no one, Diddy wins with 71% of your votes. RFK Jr. came in a very distant second place at 12%, followed by Naomi Campbell (10%), Janet Jackson (5%), and Dave Grohl at 2%. Until next month, Peckers!

It might be Wednesday, but our golden time machine is dropping us off for a party at Studio 54. I will provide some outfit ideas, some inspiration, some ideas of the glittering stars that might be there, and some music for your playlists. Get your disco dancing shoes on, blow dry that hair, fellas. Ladies, crimping is an idea. Blush is your friend. Be outrageous. Let that wild person in your imagination out to play for a night. You are a superstar! If 78-year-old Disco Sally can get down, so can you.  I ask that you comport yourself with a modicum of elegance and self-restraint. Don't do anything I wouldn't do, which means you get to do everything. And keep some of those ideas. Our next stop might be Maxim's in Paris or Blitz in London. Or we could go to London in the Swinging 60s.  Alain Ducasse will provide the pre-disco feast, and Ina Garten will provide our return breakfast. Nurse Ramon will be there to hook us up to IVs to make sure none of us get a pesky hangover to r

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  Angela Lansbury - Irish-British and American actress and singer - (1925-2022) Naomi Osaka - Japanese professional tennis player - 27 Jedward - Irish singing and television presenting duo - 33 Caterina Scorsone - Canadian-American actress - 43 Jeremy Jackson - American actor and singer - 44 Jasmine Masters - American drag queen, internet celebrity, stand-up comedian - 48 John Mayer - American singer- songwriter and guitarist - 47 Kellie Martin - American actress - 49 Terri J. Vaughn - American actress, director and producer - 55 Wendy Wilson - American singer, tv personality, member of the Wilson Phillips - 55 Davina McCall - English tv presenter - 57 Flea - American musician and actor, bassist of the Red Hot Chili Peppers - 62 Kim Wayans - American actress - 63 Tim Robbins - American actor, director and producer - 66 David Zucker - American film director, producer and screenwriter - 77 Bob Weir - American musician, songwriter, member of the Grateful Dead - 77 Barry Corbin - Am

    ► The smell of baby prostitot cologne, cigarettes/vaping, glue gun, and flat iron hair you may be smelling these days is due to the Victoria's Secret Nekkid Angels Fashion Show making a comeback. The only persons cheering this news are Leonardo DiCapprio (and his pussy posse) and geriatric oligarchs who fancy themselves as yacht daddies. The show has been off the air since 2018. VS fell out of favor with buyers who grew tired of their shitty quality, skank designs, and promoting unrealistic, unhealthy physiques with models whose daily diet probably consisted of an olive, a pack of ciggs, and a bottle of Evian. Plus, long time CEO, Lex Wexner, was forced to step down in 2021 after years of controversy over his close relationship with convicted sex offender, Jeffrey Epstein. Over the years, sales for the brand crashed harder than I did when, back in college, I drank 6 tequila shots on a dare. I know...it was stupid and I learned from my mistake. Unfortunately, VS hasn't.  An

  Her are SMG and FPJ at Disneyland this weekend. Y'know, it's nice to see a celebrity couple that stands the test of time. These two have been married for over 20 years and they still seem genuinely happy and in love. I appreciate that they seem pretty private, too. Good for them! Source: Daily Mail

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  Richard Carpenter - American musician, singer-songwriter, record producer - 78 Bailee Madison - American and Canadian actress, singer-songwriter - 25 Vincent Martella - American actor - 32 Paul Walter Hauser - American actor and professional wrestler - 38 Jessie Ware - English singer-songwriter - 40 Keyshia Cole - American singer-songwriter - 43 Roxane Gay - American writer, professor, editor and social commentator - 50 Paul Logan - American actor, model, martial artist, stuntman, screenwriter - 51 Ginuwine - American singer-songwriter, dancer and actor - 54 Paige Davis - American tv personality and actress - 55 Kimberly Schlapman - American actress - 55 Dominic West - English actor, director and musician - 55 Vanessa Marcil - American actress - 56 Eric Benet - American singer-songwriter and actor - 58 Sarah Ferguson - British author, tv personality, member of The Firm - 65 Emeril Lagasse - American celebrity chef, restaurateur, tv personality, author - 65 Todd Solondz - Ame