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I love my headline here. It reads like something out of some shameless 50s tabloid headline about an alien boy hidden away from the world because he has the head of a 4-month-old infant. Well, in his ever more bizarre quest for youth, the disturbed but too rich to go broke in his absurd waste of money, 2 million this year alone, Bryan Johnson has discovered what us vain bitches have known for a while. He could have paid me a cool million to quietly whisper in his ear, "Hey, Bry, loss of fat in your face can age you." No duh? One look at a fat pudge of a baby and an 80-year-old is plenty to prove something obvious, yet this fool and his money part to discover these groundbreaking insights into aging. This genius has a team, and his goal is to "bio" hack aging, having once absconded with the blood of his teenage son to trick his middle-aged cells or some such nonsense. His cells laughed at his ass and refused to change.  Schadenfreude is my oldest friend, and I enjoy

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  Joe Walsh – American musician, singer-songwriter, Eagles’s guitarist - 77 Michael Clifford – Australian musician, 5 Seconds of Summer’s lead guitarist - 29 Cody Linley – American actor and singer - 35 Ashley Fink – American actress and singer - 38 Jared Followill – American musician, Kings of Leon’s bass and keyboards player - 38 Jaina Lee Ortiz – American actress and dancer - 38 Dan Byrd – American actor - 39 Jeremy Jordan – American actor and singer - 40 Future – American rapper and singer - 41 Andrea Riseborough – English actress - 43 Kimberley Walsh – English singer, dancer, tv personality and actress - 43 Nadine Velázquez – American actress and model - 46 Josh Turner – American singer-songwriter - 47 Dominique Dawes – American retired artistic gymnast - 48 Dierks Bentley – American singer-songwriter - 49 Davey Havok – American singer and musician - 49 Joel McHale – American actor, comedian and tv presenter - 53 Callie Thorne – American actress - 55 Mike D – American rap

   

  Awww. Hugh Grant just shared this photo of him and Nicholas Hoult reuniting outside the 15th annual Governor's Awards on November 17th. The pair starred together in About a Boy over two decades ago! How cute. Source: Hugh Grant on X

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  Gene Tierney – American actress - (1920-1991) Tyga – American rapper - 35 Laura Osnes – American actress and singer - 39 Adam Driver – American actor - 41 Daria Werbowy – Canadian-Ukrainian former model - 41 Barry Jenkins – American filmmaker - 45 Lil’ Mo – American singer-songwriter, rapper tv and radio personality - 46 Kerri Strug – American retired gymnast - 47 Jack Dorsey – American internet entrepreneur, philanthropist and programmer - 48 Billy Currington – American singer-songwriter - 51 Savion Glover – American tap dancer, actor and choreographer - 51 Sandrine Holt – British-born-Canadian model and actress - 52 Erika Alexander – American actress, writer, producer, entrepreneur and activist - 55 Rocco DiSpirito – American chef and reality tv personality - 58 Jason Scott Lee – American actor and martial artist - 58 Terry Farrell – American actress and model - 61 Jodie Foster – American actress and filmmaker - 62 Meg Ryan – American actress - 63 Matt Sorum – American dru

 

Welcome, chirruns, to the inaugural "Peckerwood's Weekly Lunocracy Post!" post. For the entire week of 11/18/24, you can come here to vent, mock, fling dirt, flash your bits and discuss anything and everything lunocracy worldwide. New posts will follow every Monday.  BTW, to you 'Muricans out there, if you could live anywhere else like many celebutants are doing , where would it be? Me, I'd split my time between  Santorini  and  Amsterdam . But in the meantime, I'm here, and for now, I ain't too happy about it, if'n you get my drift.  Photo Credit: Getty Images

Aren't you lucky! Tonight at Peckerwood's "Meat Whistle" after-hours club, DJ Li'l Scratch will be playing Teresa Graves. Who, you may ask, is Miss Teresa? Before we get to that, watch her performance on "The Ed Sullivan Show" in 1971. And brace yourself. It's a wowza.  Phew! Can you believe? If you're an old, you may recognize Teresa from " Get Christie Love ," a groundbreaking 1974 TV series in which she played the namesake undercover agent. Teresa was only the second Black female actor to lead a series - and the first to star in a one-hour series - and though the show lasted just one season, that was enough to burn her image into the nation's consciousness.  The show was hoping to ride the wave of sassy, sexy Pam Grier movies, like "Coffy" and "Cleopatra Jones," but it was perhaps too hot a potato for many, including TV critics, who regarded the show's premise of a Black female undercover agent as "p