I've missed you dumplings! My massive work project has kept me away from snarking on celebs.  Things are starting slow down (a bit), so I hope to resume by normal posting schedule starting next week. Fingers crossed. Okay, let's get to it. ► Singer and actress Rumer Willis...(I laughed as I typed that), uploaded an IG video of her strolling in the woods and complaining about how hard her life is as a single parent to her 2 year old daughter. BTW, Rumer is the spawn of Bruce Willis & Demi Moore. She's lived a life of privileged and wealth. Anyhoo, through a flood of tears that raised the sea levels more than all the glaciers in the world spontaneously melting, Rumer  whined and sobbed about the hardships of raising a kid on her own since she split from her boyfriend. She concluded her "Woe Is Me" audition video for  martyrdom status by giving the camera a thumbs up. The internet had no sympathy for the heaping pile of whine casserole Rumer served wit...

  Kris Jenner - momager, connoisseur of plastic surgery, IG filter hag, and Z-list celeb shows us how to make pie crust.  (while getting what she deserves)      

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  Gail Ann Dorsey - American bass player and singer - 63 Michael Clifford – Australian musician, 5 Seconds of Summer’s lead guitarist - 30 Cody Linley – American actor and singer - 36 Ashley Fink – American actress and singer - 39 Jared Followill – American musician, Kings of Leon’s bass and keyboards player - 39 Jaina Lee Ortiz – American actress and dancer - 39 Dan Byrd – American actor - 40 Jeremy Jordan – American actor and singer - 41 Future – American rapper and singer - 42 Andrea Riseborough – English actress - 44 Kimberley Walsh – English singer, dancer, tv personality and actress - 44 Jacob Pitts - American actor - 46 Nadine Velázquez – American actress and model - 47 Josh Turner – American singer-songwriter - 48 Dominique Dawes – American retired artistic gymnast - 49 Dierks Bentley – American singer-songwriter - 50 Davey Havok – American singer and musician - 50 Joel McHale – American actor, comedian and tv presenter - 54 Callie Thorne – American actress - 56 Mik...

There's just something about B&W photography that pulls you in. It's like the absence of color frees us to appreciate the contrast of light and dark and varying textures. My phone's Gurgle alerts randomly show me all sorts of fun, sometimes odd, but usually fascinating links to click on about art, history, politics and local news. Recently, it showed me THIS ONE.  I've occasionally turned color photographs to B&W on IG and it really switches things up. Like this one, which is on the road leading down to the beach near me: The only thing that's never in shades of gray is this simple fact: this is Open Post and all color schemes are welcome. Have fun, darlings! Photos: via 123clicks

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  Ofra Haza - Israeli singer-songwriter and actress - (1957-2000) Tyga – American rapper - 36 Laura Osnes – American actress and singer - 40 Adam Driver – American actor - 42 Daria Werbowy – Canadian fashion model - 42 Barry Jenkins – American filmmaker - 46 Lil’ Mo – American singer-songwriter, rapper tv and radio personality - 47 Kerri Strug – American retired gymnast - 48 Jack Dorsey – American internet entrepreneur, philanthropist and programmer - 49 Billy Currington – American singer-songwriter - 52 Savion Glover – American tap dancer, actor and choreographer - 52 Sandrine Holt – Canadian model and actress - 53 Erika Alexander – American actress, writer, producer, entrepreneur and activist - 56 Rocco DiSpirito – American chef and reality tv personality - 59 Jason Scott Lee – American actor and martial artist - 59 Terry Farrell – American actress and model - 62 Jodie Foster – American actress and filmmaker - 63 Meg Ryan – American actress - 64 Matt Sorum – American drumm...

Credit: Jamie McCarthy/Getty In what feels like an endless press cycle for Wicked: For Good , Cynthia Erivo arrived at the NYC premiere of the film last night wearing custom Balenciaga. I am enjoying the more fun fashion we've been seeing from Erivo lately and this look feels very fitting for the movie.  Will you be checking out Wicked: For Good ? 

  Linda Evans – American actress - 83 Noah Ringer – American martial artist and former child actor - 29 Nathan Kress – American actor and tv director - 33 Jake Abel - American actor - 38 Nick Bateman – Canadian model, actor and music producer - 39 Georgia King – Scottish actress - 39 Allyson Felix – American retired track and field athlete - 40 Christian Siriano – American fashion designer - 40 Johnny Christ – American musician, Avenged Sevenfold’s bassist - 41 Damon Wayans Jr. - American actor and comedian - 43 Nasim Pedrad – American actress, comedian - 44 Allison Tolman – American actress - 44 Christina Vidal – American actress and singer - 44 Mathew Baynton - English actor and comedian - 45 Nate Parker – American actor, director, producer and screenwriter - 46 Fabolous – American rapper - 48 Steven Pasquale – American actor - 49 Chloë Sevigny – American actress and director - 51 Mike Epps – American stand-up comedian and actor - 55 Peta Wilson – Australian actress, ling...

Credit: Katy Perry/instagram First up is Katy Perry. While she's had an eventful month out on the town with Justin Trudeau, she caught some flak for her behaviour at her birthday party as well. Perry celebrated her 41st birthday while on her "Lifetimes" tour, and her crew presented her with a large sheet cake decked out with candles for the occasion. After blowing out the candles, the singer then picked up the cake and launched it a crew member. It missed, and landed on the floor. Her crew laughed it off and some even ate pieces of it off the floor. However, more sensitive X users shamed Perry for being so wasteful and disrespectful to her team. Credit: Hulu Our second Shitbag is Kim Kardashian. While the washed-up socialite manages to piss people off monthly for one reason or another, this month she was criticized for providing Israeli orphans with a shopping spree at SKIMS. The Israel-Palestine conflict is naturally a hot button issue for people, and Kim seemingly givin...