Getty Enjoying October, possums? Where I live in the city the colours have only just started, but out in the country where I'm staying this week every tree is a riot of warm-toned brilliance, yellow to crimson and a few lime greens thrown in. And just as the fashions traditionally feature these colours (plus purple, for some godforsaken reason, every goddamn Fall), the local fairs traditionally feature a size queeny competition for the largest pumpkin.  Well, this year in Ontario we are all losers, because the biggest pumpkin didn't win because RULES. Honestly, what person with a functioning soul would discriminate against an innocent gourd like that. So it had a "soft spot." So what? Take a close look.   Jeff Warner Jeff Warner If a pumpkin of proper age wants to get its freak on (with an FBI agent, perhaps) who are we, or the judges, to judge?  

Matt Bomer - American actor - 49 Brandon Flynn - American actor - 33 Cardi B - American rapper and songwriter - 34 Michelle Wie West - American professional golfer - 37 Bradley James - English actor - 43 Gabe Saporta - American musician and entrepreneur - 47 Emily Deschanel - American actress - 50 Nat Faxon - American actor and comedian - 51 Jay McCarroll - American fashion designer - 52 Brendan B. Brown - American actor, director and musician - 53 Claudia Black - Australian-American actress - 54 Petra Haden - American singer and musician - 55 MC Lyte - American rapper and songwriter - 56 Constance Zimmer - American actress - 56 Stephen Moyer - English actor - 57 Jane Krakowski - American actress and singer - 58 Artie Lange - American comedian and actor - 59 Sean Patrick Flanery - American actor - 61 Lennie James - British actor - 61 Joan Cusack - American actress - 64 Steve Young - American former professional football player - 65 Amr Diab - Egyptian singer and composer - 65 Dawn F...

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Martin Kemp - English musician and actor, bassist of Spandau Ballet - 65 Bae Suzy - South Korean singer - 32 Aimee Teegarden - American actress - 37 Rose McIver - New-Zealander actress - 38 Jaremi Carey - American actor, singer, former drag performer - 41 Chiaki Kuriyama - Japanese actress, singer and model - 42 Marina - Welsh singer-songwriter - 41 Cupid - American singer-songwriter - 44 Dan Stevens - English actor - 44 Una Healy - Irish singer - 45 Mýa - American singer-songwriter and dancer - 47 Jodi Lyn O’Keefe - American actress and model - 48 Dale Earnhardt Jr. - American professional stock car racing driver - 52 Mario Lopez - American actor and tv host - 53 Joelle Carter - American actress - 54 Manu Bennett - Australian-New Zealander actor - 57 Brett Favre - American former football player - 57 Wendi McLendon-Covey - American actress and comedian - 57 Bai Ling - Chinese-American actress and musician - 60 Marjorie Elaine Harvey - American designer and stylist - 62 Jodi Benson...

Three-Cornered Hat, 1943 Walt Kuhn

John Lennon - English singer-songwriter, musician and peace activist - (1940-1980) Jharrel Jerome - American actor - 29 Jacob Batalon - American actor - 30 Bella Hadid - American model - 30 Jodelle Ferland - Canadian actress - 32 Scotty McCreery - American singer - 33 Tyler James Williams - American actor and rapper - 34 Melissa Villaseñor - American comedian and actress - 39 Marie Kondo - Japanese organising consultant, author - 42 Spencer Grammer - American actress - 43 Colin Donnell - American actor and singer - 44 Chris O’Dowd - Irish actor and comedian - 47 Brandon Routh - American actor - 47 Randy Spelling - American life coach and former actor - 48 Nicky Byrne - Irish singer-songwriter, radio and television presenter - 48 Nick Swardson - American actor and comedian - 50 Sean Lennon - American-British musician, songwriter, producer - 51 Steve Burns - American actor and musician - 53 Jason Butler Harner - American actor - 56 Annika Sörenstam - Swedish-American professiona...

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  Sigourney Weaver - American actress and film producer - 77 Bella Thorne - American actress, singer and writer - 29 Angus T. Jones - American former actor - 33 Saucy Santana - American rapper - 33 Barbara Sprouse - Hungarian model and actress - 33 Molly Quinn - American actress - 33 Bruno Mars - American singer-songwriter and musician - 41 Nick Cannon - American actor and tv personality - 46 J.R. Ramirez - Cuban-American actor - 46 Kristanna Loken - American actress - 47 Martin Henderson - New Zealand actor - 52 Matt Damon - American actor, film producer and screenwriter - 56 Anne-Marie Duff - English actress and narrator - 56 Jeremy Davies - American actor - 57 Emily Procter - American actress and activist - 58 Karyn Parsons - American actress, author and comedian - 60 C.J. Ramone - American musician, former bassist of the Ramones - 61 CeCe Winans - American singer - 62 Steve Perry of Cherry Poppin’ Daddies - American musician - 63 Stephanie Zimbalist - American act...

Saw this '55 Thunderbird the other day, and my gosh it was short (it looked almost child-sized)! Lots of great films in 1955, but one of the weirdest was " The Sea Chase ," starring John Wayne (as a WWII German ship's captain who really doesn't like the nazis too much) and that tramp Lana Turner as a sorta nazi spy who eventually turns out to be a swell egg. It's not a great movie (or even a good movie), and neither star bothers attempting a German accent, but inexplicably it was a massive hit. The only reason to watch this ridiculous film is to see Lana (who never looked Lana'er) looking fabulous in Warnercolor, with not a lacquered hair out of place, and wearing a spectacular gown by Moss Mabry , even as the ship's getting shelled and their future's looking grim. So since it's Wednesday, let's all do our level best to be as idiotically glamorous as La Lana in such improbable circumstances. Someone's a jerk to you at the convenience st...

Lewis Capaldi - Scottish singer-songwriter and musician - 30 Ayla Kell - American actress - 36 Holland Roden - American actress - 40 Amber Stevens West - American actress - 40 Edison Chen - Canadian-Hong-Kong actor and singer - 46 Aaron Ashmore & Shawn Ashmore - Canadian actors - 47 Alesha Dixon - English singer, rapper - 48 Omar Benson Miller - American actor - 48 Taylor Hicks - American singer - 50 Tim Minchin - British-Australian comedian and actor - 51 Allison Munn - American actress - 52 Nicole Ari Parker - American actress and model - 56 Thom Yorke - English musician, main vocalist and songwriter of Radiohead - 58 Toni Braxton - American singer, songwriter, actress - 59 Sam Brown - English singer-songwriter and musician - 62 Dan Savage - American author, journalist and activist - 62 Ann Curless - American singer - 63 Dale Watson - American singer and guitarist - 64 Brian Mannix - Australian singer and actor - 65 Matthew Roloff - American tv personality - 65 Viktor Laz...

Are you bored of seeing celebrities' panties and nips on the red carpet? Do you want to see a new, never-before-seen part of their body? Well don't worry, Thierry Mugler has got you (un)covered! Mugler unveiled (literally) their Spring/Summer 27 collection and Paris Fashion Week, aptly titled "Naturalia." This is the third instalment in the designer's runway series called "Glorified Clichés." Here is some more of the collection: What do you think of these lewks, Peckers? Anything you'll be snatching up? Credit: The Zoe Report

Addison Rae - American singer-songwriter - 25 Jazz Jennings - American media personality - 26 Matt Cornett - American actor and singer - 28 Cameron Kennedy - Canadian actor - 33 Roshon Fegan - American actor, rapper and dancer - 35 Stefanie Martini - English actress - 36 Yoo Ah-in - South Korean actor - 40 Olivia Thirlby - American actress - 40 Bronagh Waugh - Northern Irish actress - 44 David Alpay - Canadian actor and musician - 46 Melinda Doolittle - American singer - 49 Brett Gelman - American actor and comedian - 50 Jeremy Sisto - American actor - 52 Jeff B. Davis - American actor, impressionist and comedian - 53 Ioan Gruffudd - Welsh actor - 53 Emily Mortimer - British actress - 55 Lamman Rucker - American actor - 55 Amy Jo Johnson - American-Canadian actress, musician and filmmaker - 56 Jacqueline Obradors - American actress - 60 Matthew Sweet - American singer-songwriter and musician - 62 Elisabeth Shue - American actress - 63 Tony Dungy - American football coach - 71 ...

Greeting music tramps, and welcome to another edition of Manor Music Monday, today with a lovely songstress and a whiff of scandal. Speaking of the latter, DJ Li'l Scratch has had many lives, as you know, and let's just say that he's never been snipped. In other words, if you notice your own puddytat half-closing their eyes and grooving to cool jazz, then they're surely a descendant of the DJ. All cats love jazz, of course, but his progeny really and truly feel that backbeat rhythm. If you believe your cat is a scion of DJ Li'l Scratch, they may be entitled to compensation in the form of extra treats, hugs and gentle patty-butt spanks. So very groovy, right? Speaking of groovy, say hello to Miss Georgia Gibbs: Though she found success and love as an adult, Georgia's life began in tragedy. Her father died when she was six months old, causing her and her siblings to spend nearly a decade at an orphanage where they were visited by their destitute mother only once a...

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