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OPEN POST: The Inheritors

By Sebastian August 28, 2026

The Inheritors, 2022 Salman Toor

Florence Welch - English singer-songwriter, singer of Florence + the Machine - 40 Quvenzhané Wallis - American actress and author - 23 Bazzi - American singer-songwriter - 29 Max Collins - Filipino actress and model - 34 Kyle Massey - American actor and rapper - 35 Andreja Pejić - Australian model and actress - 35 Katie Findlay - Canadian actor - 36 Cécile McLorin Salvant - French-American jazz vocalist - 37 Cassadee Pope - American singer - 37 Shalita Grant - American actress - 38 Tanisha Thomas - American reality tv personality - 41 Sarah Roemer - American actress - 42 Alfonso Herrera - Mexican actor and singer - 43 LeAnn Rimes - American singer-songwriter and actress - 44 Jake Owen - American singer - 45 Carly Pope - Canadian actress - 46 Todd Eldredge - American former competitive figure skater - 55 Daniel Goddard - Australian-American actor and model - 55 Jack Black - American actor, comedian, and musician - 57 Mary McCartney - English photographer - 57 Jason Priestley -...

OPEN POST: Hosted By "Today On Cooking With Brooklyn Beckham": PICKLE & PEANUT BUTTER PIE WITH YOGURT!

By Few Words August 27, 2026

THE ROVING PECKER PRESENTS: "More Scribbles From The Manor's Pecker Pets" by D'Hermitage!

By Bree Daniels August 27, 2026

Greetings, Manor Hors! Periodically, "The Roving Pecker" presents urgent missives from filthy esteemed guest writers. Today's is from D'Hermitage! ------------------------------------- They're baaaaack. The Pets of Peckerwood Manor have long kept secret diaries. Lucky for you, I stole more pages from a few and can now share their hush-hush scribbles: Nubs: 9:00 am - Waiting. Dreaming of my hallway adventures. 10:00 am - Still waiting. There’s a big family who have recently been coming to the building for a visit, but it seems like all their mother does is coral the kids in my hallway to make ridiculous poses! She takes lots of pictures and videos that sometimes the entire morning goes by, so I can't go out there to meet my friends and show them my ride, my outfit, and my very own poses. I OWN THIS HALLWAY! Who does she think she is? I wanna throw my fi...(how do you say "ceviche" in English?) at her! I’ll show her how to pose! 10:30 am - My hooman...

Birthday Hors

By Manderley August 27, 2026

Barbara Bach - American retired actress and former model - 79 Kim Petras - German singer-songwriter - 34 Adam Brett Met - American musician, academic and climate activist - 36 Alexa PenaVega - American actress and singer - 38 Mario - American singer-songwriter - 40 Kayla Ewell - American actress - 41 Amanda Fuller - American actress - 42 Patrick J. Adams - Canadian actor - 45 Sugar Lyn Beard - Canadian actress and radio personality - 45 Demetria McKinney - American actress, model, and singer - 47 Aaron Paul - American actor and producer - 47 Sarah Chalke - Canadian actress - 50 Mase - American rapper - 51 Jonny Moseley - American freestyle skier and tv presenter - 51 Mike Smith - Canadian actor, screenwriter, comedian and musician - 54 Leanna Creel - American retired actress, producer, director, screenwriter, photographer - 56 Colt Ford - American musician and singer-songwriter - 56 Tony Kanal - British-American musician, songwriter, No Doubt’s bassist - 56 Cesar Milan - Mexican-...

OPEN POST: Do You Remember Wednesday (It's Almost September)?

By AK August 26, 2026

I saw this (I think) 1979 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham in the parking structure one Saturday night (I ran out there to have a very brief smoking break), and though it's not my idea of a beautiful car, it was big and boxy and flashy, so I had to take a pic. In 1979, Fleetwood Mac had a big hit with the "Tusk" album, and though the reaction from critics and buyers was mixed, I do love the title song's video: So how's your Wednesday going? Tell us all about it. After all, it's Open Post and it's almost September, darlings! Photo Credit: AK

Birthday Hors

By Manderley August 26, 2026

Keke Palmer - American actress, singer and tv personality - 33 Hayley Hasselhoff - American actress and plus-size model - 34 Dylan O’Brien - American actor - 35 Eureka O’Hara - American drag queen and reality tv personality - 36 James Harden - American professional basketball player - 37 Evan Ross - American actor and musician - 38 Cassie Ventura - American singer, model, actress and dancer - 40 Brian Kelley - American musician, member of Florida Georgia Line - 41 John Mulaney - American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, producer - 44 Macaulay Culkin - American actor and musician - 46 Chris Pine - American actor - 46 Amanda Schull - American actress and former ballet dancer - 48 Thalía - Mexican singer-songwriter and actress - 55 Melissa McCarthy - American actress, screenwriter, and producer - 56 Adrian Young - American drummer, member of No Doubt and Dreamcar - 57 Shirley Manson - Scottish musician, actress and member of Garbage - 60 Chris Burke - American actor - 61 Branford...

OBITUARY BY DARKSIDE: Dolly Parton, 1946-2026

By Bree Daniels August 25, 2026

The following epitaph is by our very own Darkside. The butterflies of the world are all lying in state today. The legendary Dolly Parton, singer, actress, songwriter, activist, philanthropist, business owner, and general ray of glittery gold sunshine in a sometimes truly bleak and tragic world, has passed away at the age of 80. While news of her passing isn't a total surprise (her husband passed away about 18 months ago and she had been canceling and postponing multiple events for undisclosed “health reasons” recently,) that doesn't make the loss any less shocking...or less painful. Dolly Rebecca Parton was born January 19, 1946 in a one room cabin in Pittman Center, Tennessee, the fourth of twelve children. Parton channeled the struggle of her family's poverty into music, singing in church at six and playing a homemade guitar at seven. Upon graduating from Sevier County High School in 1964, she moved to Nashville the next day to make it as a musician. Despite recording he...

OPEN POST: Connor's Gone Curlless!

By Dora Winifred August 25, 2026

Here's a snap of Connor Storrie on the set of Heated Rivalry this week. The second season of the hit show is currently being filmed in Hamilton, ON. Fans are already hysterical at the sighting and have mixed feelings about Storrie's haircut. Lord knows he can rock the curls, but this look ain't so bad either. What do you think, Peckers? Curls or not? Sources: Cathie Coward, The Hamilton Spectator

Birthday Hors

By Manderley August 25, 2026

Claudia Schiffer - German model and actress - 56 China Anne McClain - American actress and singer - 28 Julian Kostov - Bulgarian actor and filmmaker - 37 Alexandra Burke - British singer-songwriter and actress - 38 Stacey Farber - Canadian actress - 39 Blake Lively - American actress - 39 Liu Yifei - American actress - 39 Rachel Bilson - American actress - 45 Kel Mitchell - American actor and comedian - 48 Alexander Skarsgård - Swedish actor - 50 Ben Falcone - American actor, comedian and filmmaker - 53 Jo Dee Messina - American country music artist - 56 Cameron Mathison - Canadian-American actor and tv host - 57 Stuart Lee Murdoch - Scottish musician, lead vocals of Belle and Sebastian - 58 Rachael Ray - American cook, tv personality, businesswoman and author - 58 Tom Hollander - British actor - 59 Jeff Tweedy - American musician, singer-songwriter - 59 Blair Underwood - American actor - 62 Vivian Campbell - Northern Irish musician, guitarist in Def Leppard - 64 Billy Ra...

OPEN POST: The Peckerwood Book Club With Short And Long-Ass Reads And The Compelling "Tom's Crossing!"

By Bree Daniels August 24, 2026

Welcome, sloots, to another edition of The Peckerwood Book Club, today with a vital question: do you judge a book by its page count? I'll admit that I do on occasion, much as I might judge a book by its cover art. For instance, I wouldn't be caught dead at a cafe reading this , since the cartoony cover makes it look like a twee book for halfwitted knobs (I haven't read it and likely won't, but that's besides the point). Similarly, if I find out that a novel is over 350 pages, I pause, just like I do when I learn that it's under 200. Of course, this makes no sense at all. A novel shouldn't be judged as if you're ordering up piles of lumber or piping or bolts of fabric. The length is irrelevant, as I've learned from some terrific long-ish books, such as "Madam: The Biography of Polly Adler," which is over 500 pages, and "Of Mice and Men," which clocks in at a supermodel-slender 107 pages. Do you ever think twice about reading ...

PECKERWOOD'S WEEKLY LUNOCRACY POST! For the Week of 8/24/26!

By Sebastian August 24, 2026

On the Turning Away Pink Floyd

Birthday Hors

By Manderley August 24, 2026

Jean-Michel Jarre - French electronic musician and composer - 78 Griffin Gluck - American actor - 26 Sofia Richie - American social media personality and model - 28 Justine Skye - American singer-songwriter - 31 Elizabeth Debicki - Australian actress - 36 Rupert Grint - English actor - 39 Chad Michael Murray - American actor, writer and former model - 45 Kaki King - American guitarist and composer - 47 Beth Riesgraf - American actress - 48 Karrine Steffans - American author - 48 John Green - American author, YouTuber, podcaster and philanthropist - 49 Alex O’Loughlin - Australian actor - 50 James D’Arcy - English actor and film director - 51 Dave Chappelle - American stand-up comedian and actor - 53 Barret Oliver - American photographer and former child actor - 53 Ava DuVernay - American filmmaker - 54 Marlee Matlin - American actress, author, and activist - 61 Reggie Miller - American former professional basketball player - 61 Craig Kilborn - American tv host, actor, comedian a...

OPEN POST: The Sunday Roast with BoyThrob!

By raincoaster August 23, 2026

It’s the Sunday Roast, and today it’s four times throbbier than normal! Not that we’re ever normal around these parts. These parts right here… Where was I? Oh, right! Throbbing. In the 60’s you had The Monkees (who were musically under-rated IMHO). In the 80’s you had Milli Vanilli, who were at least stunning to look at. And in 2026, we have BoyThrob, which may actually be nothing more than a four-headed practical joke. Yes, in These Trying Times™ even manufactured bands have evolved. Morphed. Mutated. These pleasant-looking lads come to you from the hellmouth known as TikTok, where they have gone viral, more for their backstory than for their music (which is pleasant enough, I guess). For four part harmony you need, yes, four people. And BoyThrob IS four people, but there’s a problem. Three of them are American: Anthony Key, Evan Papier, and Zachary Sobania. One of them, Darshan Magdum, is Indian. And trying to bring him to the US to perform with hi...