OPEN POST: Behold, the World's Longest Meat Stick

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Like many of us meat enthusiasts, Guinness World Records have been seeking out the world's longest meat stick. I've been happily doing my own amateur research on the subject, but my findings have sadly fallen short of the new record-holder in Marshfield, Wisconsin. Who knew? This week, Wenzel's Farm celebrated their 75th anniversary by pleasing Wisconsinites with their 314-long meat stick. Now I know people from Wisconsin are called Cheeseheads, but that may have to change after this magnificent accomplishment taking place in their beautiful state. 

Source: UPI News

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