NIGHTCAP: Brody Jenner Opens His Mouth & Stupid Shit Falls Out. So Does Jenna Bush Hager. The Rock Realized He's An Out of Touch Jackass.

 

Today's theme: Idiots Who Need to Shut Up. First up, we have Brody Jenner who, like the rest of his trashy family, takes pride in oversharing info should be kept to your damn self. Then we have Jenna Bush Hager who comes from a long line of idiots whose family motto is "E Pluribus Estupido Bocas" which translates to "out of many stupid mouths".  And finally The Rock who finally realized what an out of touch, entitled, and tone deaf jackass he and Oprah were with their moronic pleas asking us poor commoners to donate to their People's Fund for Maui. 

 

► In "Eww...TMI...Ick" news: Brody Jenner posted a You Tube video where he brags about "making a delicious cup of morning coffee using breast milk from fiancée Tia Blanco. This whole gag fest started when they ran out of almond milk and Brody probably thought, "screw it, I'll use titty milk in our coffee." The video is below. Read More

Comment:  Someone commented to Brody, "If you run out of sour cream are you going to call Caitlyn"? Not sure what that means...whatever. The Jenner-Kardtrashkan have made an industry of over sharing and being trashy so nothing they do surprises me. Now, what does surprise me is that Brody still thinks its cool to have that unshaven look. Only man-bun burnouts, aging hipsters, or baby boomers in the throngs of a midlife crisis still sport it.

► Jenna Bush Hager (daughter of ex Pres George Bush Jr...the idiot son) always seems to be sticking her silver foot in her mouth. She didn't disappoint on a recent episode of "Today with Hoda and Jenna". The nepo baby said she would not hesitate to have an affair if she saw an attractive man reading. She quickly walked back her comment upon realizing the  reaction from her husband and the planet's 7.8 billion people who witnessed her stupidity. Read More

Jenna Bush Hager. Photo: Today // Daily Mail

Comment: The idiot gene continues in the Bush family. What do you expect from the daughter of one of the dumbest US presidents? Jenna sucks as an interviewer, is not funny, and is as riveting as dental floss. Why the hell she is still on the air can only be explained by 1) shameless nepotism; and 2) a huge favor someone owes her family. 

► Well, look who has their tail between their legs:  Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson took to IG to post an "I'm sowwy I didn't know" mea culpa video about the People's Fund for Maui. Back in August, he and Oprah Winfrey received heavy criticism over their announcement that asked us poor peasants to donate instead of their wealthy celebrity friends or Maui neighbors like Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Larry Ellison, Woody Harrelson, Clint Eastwood, and a slew of rich ingrates who have stayed silent about the tragedy. Social media further skewered them by pointing out Dwayne's $5 million donation is about about 2% of his $270 million fortune while Oprah's $5 million donation is about 0.01% of her $2.5 billion net worth - pissing people off even more at their pleas for donors. Read More

Photo: Buzzfeed 

Comment: IMO the only reason he issued an apology for being a tone deaf-can't-read-the-room-out-of touch jackass is because his publicist told him to do it. It's all about protecting his image and bank account. BTW, I got the sense in his apology he threw Oprah under the bus with his passive aggressive dribble.