WEEKEND MORNING COFFEE: Thanks For Pointing Out The Obvious. Grown Up AI Versions Of William & Kate's Kiddos. Kat Von D Rebukes The Occult.

 

I'm taking it easy this weekend. I have family visiting and I find myself drained of mental energy trying to keep them entertained in-between work crap I gotta get done.  Enjoy these gems. 

► This week's "No Shit Sherlock" certificate for pointing out the obvious goes to: corporate America. In a study published by consulting firm McKinsey & Co., they found that women early in their career, "are far more likely to stumble on a broken rung on the corporate ladder". The study focused on women and job promotion. According to their findings, "young male employees are promoted based on their potential while young women are judged more by their track records which is a tougher standard when young female workers are starting out on their careers. It's even harder for women of color." Read More

Comment: As James Brown, the godfather of soul sang, "it's a man's world".  I'm sure if women ran the world things would be better. You know, someone should make a movie about that. 

► Guess who decided to get baptized and become a born-again christian? Kat Von D. A few years ago she sold her house and closed her shop in Los Angeles and moved to Indiana. The tattoo artist, anti-vaxer, and part time anti-semite (she showed her bigotry on a note she wrote to Ami James back in her Miami Ink days) shared a video of her baptism on IG. And, because she's still thirty for attention, she invited the media to the event. Kat also blabbed some crap about how she's distancing herself from the occult and the macabre. If you recall, she had an occult-theme wedding about 2 years ago. She dressed like Satan's concubine and her husband like matador. Read More  

Kat Von D wedding. Photo: Cafe Mom

 

Comment: She can piss off on her broom. BTW, I can see her becoming the new face of the evangelical christian right wing wackos. She'll host tent revivals where she spouts off a bunch of religious and pseudoscience bullshit while charming a snake and claiming to be "God's healer".  I'm sure Ami James is somewhere laughing his ass off.

► AI has created photos of what Prince Williams & Princess Kate kiddos will look like all grown up. The images feature the kiddos as  young adults looking dapper as they sit for a Sears Portrait Studio appointment.  Read More

 

AI images of Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis. Photo: Tik Tok /60 Second Histories

Comment: Louis is giving off investment banker who secretly goes to the horse track in-between meetings.  I feel like Prince George is trying to sell me a time share condo or an NFT of a monkey. And Charlotte with that wreath on her head is auditioning for summer stock of Romeo + Juliet.