Caption This! Winners for 2/15

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

1st Place:

  • Queefer Montgomery
    • "One of the perks of being an extra on 'Mad Men' was getting to check out the Hammaconda's cock rings."
2nd Place
  • BaconSlut, Nub Whisperer
    • "What happens to the scraps after a Kardashian labiaplasty."
3rd Place:
  • Cliquot from Puerto Rico
    • "Actual size representation of Richbitch's hole after a Sam Smith meet and greet."



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