EVENING NIGHTCAP: Nick Cannon's Balls. Howard Univ Revokes Diddy. Rob Schneider Was Booed Off Stage.

 

 

► Salad shooter penis and father of 12 kids with 6 different women, Nick Cannon, recently announced he insured his gonads for $10 million. Before you start laughing...wait for the rest of the story cause it gets better.  According to reports, Cannon used Dr. Squatch Valuation Tool (and no, it's not Kholezilla with a ruler) which, "assessed his family jewels on several factors including size, favorite features, and bedroom maneuvers".   The report went on to state: Read More

"Dr. Squatch, a natural men’s soap and personal care company, took out an official policy via MMA/Momentous to give Cannon’s balls extra protection.“Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids,” the dad of 12 said in a statement. “Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling!” he added."

Nick Cannon. Photo: Shareif Ziyadat/Billboard.com

Comment:  First of, I want to know how they're rating his bedroom maneuvers. Cannon strikes me as the "pump & dump" drive-thru type. You know, the dude who has sex in 7 seconds and is gone faster than one of his incubators cashing a child support check. In 2024, it costs about $312,000 to raise ONE child to the age of 18 in the USA.  I predict than in a few years his piggy bank will be say insufficient funds because there is no way in hell someone can afford the child support payments for 12 kids plus whatever other expenses he's on the hook for. And, if they all go to college - that alone will cost more than the GDP of a small country.

► Howard University, the prestigious historically black college / university in the USA, has revoked the honorary degree it gave to the POS known as Sean "Diddy" Combs. They also discontinued a scholarship program in his name by returning a $1 million donation he made a few years ago.  According to a spokesperson for the university:  Read More

 “Mr Combs’ behavior … is so fundamentally incompatible with Howard University’s core values and beliefs that he is deemed no longer worthy to hold the institution’s highest honor,” the Washington DC school said in a statement. “The university is unwavering in its opposition to all acts of interpersonal violence.”

Comment:  It's been a long time coming for the truth about Diddy to come out. IMO, the dude has always been a louse and a vile, disgusting POS. If Biggie Smalls was still alive, Diddy would still be carrying Biggie's umbrella and jock strap. I hope there's a special place in hell for this maggot.

Sean "Diddy" Combs. Photo: Willy Sanjuan/Invision/AP/The Guardian.com

 

► The unfunny comedian and MAGA bootlicker, Rob Schneider, was booed off stage at a recent Canadian hospital fundraiser.  The Hospitals of Regina issued an apology to guests as they had no idea that Rob was going to launch into a transphobic, misogynistic, anti-vax rant that resulted in people booing him and leaving, and event organizers telling Rob to get off the stage.  Read More

Rob Schneider. Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images/AV Club.com

Comment: Whoever organized this event should have spent 2 minutes Googling Rob Schneider.  His love for MAGA and right wing bullshit conspiracy theories are well known. Did they think that  Deuce Gigolo was going to show up?  Just because Adam Sandler has occasionally thrown a bone at Rob in the past by having him appear in his movies doesn't mean you're getting the Dollar General version of Adam Sandler. Nope...you're getting a wacko.  I'm sure someone is getting fired over this mess. Oh, and Rob can piss off in the wind.