Shirley stormed onto the scene with fire-red hair, eyeliner, creamy skin, and lyrics from that time. She was perfect for the 90s, stylish, with sharp edges, and irreverent, chic, and she had swagger like the big boys with an added vulnerability that made her irresistible. For young girls, she got it. This was when Riot Grrrls came stomping onto the scene in our combat boots, delicate dresses, attitudes, creativity, punk sensibilities, and feminism. 3rd wave feminism had to happen. We needed to reclaim our bodies and agency. We needed to fight. We needed to be loud and heard, and we had opinions. Loads of them. I feel sorry for those who had never experienced the pre-911 world; it was different and expressive, unhindered by somber introspection and fear. Believe me, the 90s were fantastic.
I would sit in my room and listen to Shirley like she was my friend, and I got a real kick because the boys backed her, and it was all about her. Without Shirley, there would be no Garbage. Shirley was the anti-Spice Girl, much like me, she didn't simper and was fine if you didn't love her music. She refused to overtly sexualize herself, she refused to be controlled, and she was taking no shit from anyone. And the red lipstick. It was one of my inspirations, not Gwen; it was old Hollywood and Shirley.
It was the days of zines, DIY music, activism, and political involvement. We were young girls who gave a damn, and we were informed. My roots are here. Shirley played a role. Her middle finger was our middle finger.
However things turns out, it's obvious - happily so - that all of us ‘Murican Peckers are making sure to vote in the midterms. Why? Because we remember how close elections can be, like with Dubyuh v. Gore and Clinton v. Trash , not to mention Harris v. Trash II: Electric Boogaloo . Will the Democrats set things right if they secure both Houses? If they manage to do so, that leaves them two years to put through viable bills that will either pass, or - and this will be interesting - be vetoed by Trash, setting up RepubliKKKans to have a long record of foolery for the next Democrat Presidential candidate to campaign against. Should they win, let’s also hope Democrats are targeted in terms of the many possible investigations they can start - into Jared , crypto , AI , Trash himself , et al - because unless there are real and actual criminal convictions as a result, they're completely useless (as Liz Cheney's illuminating, but useless, investigation showed, since it resulted i...
Here's Allison Janney at the 2026 CFDA Fashion Awards last night. The 66-year old sported this pink number by Christian Siriano. What do you think of this ensemble, Peckers? Personally I think she looks divine!
I know what you're thinking (if you're 'Murican), and it might have to do with the outcome of certain polling and balloting or efforts to plebiscite (ten dollar word, amirite?) come the next few days. I know what else you're thinking: how can you possibly get excited about a fabulous Dame at a time like this? But DJ Li'l Scratch urges you to fight against such notions, for this is precisely time we should all be celebrating everything that is good and glamorous, and also brassy and bold and daaaaaamn. So tonight, you and yours are cordially invited to "Pork Steeple!", the Manor's after-hours bar and gourmet sandwich porkery, where DJ L'il Scratch will be spinning tunes from Wales' finest contribution to hot-cha!, jazz hands! and wowza! Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the one, the only... ...Dame Shirley Bassey. There is no other. If you know her, and I bet'cha you do, you probably first think of her indelible tunes for three, count ...
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