EVENING NIGHTCAP: JLo Bingo Card. Angelina's Couture Shop. Janet Jackson Headed To Vegas.

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► Now that Jennifer Lopez-Noa-Judd-Almost Affleck-Anthony-Almost Rodriguez-Affleck has twerked herself out of marriage #4,  let us speculate on who should join the roster of exes. So far, she has 4 ex husbands and 6 ex-fiancés. I forgot she was engaged 6 times. Between multiple engagements and marriages she's amassed one helluva of a collection of rings. I have a friendly tip for her: take the rings to a pawn shop and use the cash to fund your next vanity project. Anyhoo,  below is my version of a JLo Bingo card.  I'm sure JLo is sifting through resumes and calling her manager to start the audition process.  Let's crank "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls. It seems fitting for the rom-com delusion she lives in.

 

a woman in a wedding dress says " what 's everybody looking at ? "
 
► Janet Jackson announced she will be doing a Las Vegas residency at the Resorts World Theater.  The residency starts on December 30 and will be 8 shows through February 2025 (unless she decides to extend it). The residency comes as she wraps up her "Together Again" tour. In case you're wondering, I doubt that Justin Timberlake will be her opening act.  In the photo below, Ms Jackson is showing the douche hose known as Scott Strapp how to properly do arms wide opened.   Read More
 
Comment:  Did you know that "Rhythm Nation" came out 35 years ago? I feel old.
 
Janet Jackson performing
Janet Jackson 2023 during World AIDS Day concert event. Photo: The Vibe/Yahoo.com

► You may or may not remember that last summer I wrote about the patron saint of messy divorces, Saint Angelina Jolie, opening a couture shop in NYC called, "Atelier Jolie".  Angelina is to high fashion what Anna Wintour is to auto repair.  Well, the store is now open and let's just say that I've seen empty shoe boxes with more appeal.  The shop features a bar, clothing in her favorite 2 colors: beige and black, a piano, and lots of graffiti. The place looks like a hangout for teens who like to ditch school. Or the set for a 1988 music video by Information Society. So edgy of Angelina. In addition to selling couture, it will also feature an art gallery and classes including one on "making lingerie fun". That's what she said. Read More

Comment: How in the hell is making boxer shorts, bras, and panties a fun activity? Is she serious with this shit?  Look at the high priced rags in the store hanging off shower curtain rods like sausages on a deli window. She's got to be trolling the public with this nonsense.

Photo: Atelier Jolie IG/ Daily Mail

Photo: Atelier Jolie IG / Daily Mail

Exterior of Atelier Jolie. Photo: Atelier Jolie IG / Daily Mail

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