EVENING NIGHTCAP: Armie Is Desperate For A Comeback. WTF Is This Mess From Jimmy Johns.

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► Armie can't seem to take a hint that no one, and I mean NO ONE, is asking him to make a comeback.  The has-been actor with fantasies that make Hannibal Lecter blush has moved on from selling time shares in the Bahamas to now launching a podcast as his latest attempt to get back in the good graces of Hollywood. And Hollywood is a cesspool that has blindly forgiven and forgotten shitty behavior from Mel Gibson, Woody Allen, and Roman Polanski.  "The Armie Hammer-Time Podcast" is being peddled as "interviews conducted in Hammer’s home, a tiny rent-controlled apartment with scuffed floorboards and a sofa sourced from Facebook Marketplace for $150".  Armie says it will be a "journal” for him to acquire wisdom from his guests". His first guest was Tom Arnold and by the looks of the photo, it does look like it was filmed $20/night shit hole with the odor from a garbage dumpster wafting in from the open window. Also, what kind of wisdom can Tom Arnold share? That he'll do anything for a bag of chips and a Diet Coke?   Read More

Comment: I think MC Hammer needs to file a cease and desist order against Armie for using "Hammer Time". That's MC's moniker and has been associated with him for decades.  Armie can add plagiarist to his long list of failures. 

Armie Hammer on the set of his new podcast.
Tom Arnold with Armie Hammer during "The Armie Hammer Time Podcast". Photo: Armie Hammer/Page Six

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► Jimmy Johns is introducing a new sammich that wraps their meats, cheeses, and toppings inside a giant Godzilla size kosher pickle.  The Picklewich is a stomach churning nightmare available for a limited time that comes in 2 styles:  Vito Picklewich and Turkey Picklewich. Wait a sec...Vito Picklewich is the perfect name for a character in a reboot of The Godfather. He can be the long lost son of Michael Corleone who runs a sandwich shop in NYC.  It's a story of crime, political intrigue, and international espionage about the shady dealings of the pickle industry. It's set against the backdrop of 2000s as told in the 3rd person by his deceased uncle, Fredo, whose ghost guides him as he takes revenge on those who dare to disrupt his pickle empire. Okay...back to Jimmy Johns abomination:  The Picklewich will be available thru November 14. And no, JJ did not hire Brooklyn Beckham to create his monstrosity. BB has SOME creative talent. He would have dipped in batter, deep fried it, poured gravy all over it and served it with a side of grape juice marinated tomatoes.  Read More

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The Picklewich from Jimmy Johns. Photo: Yahoo.com

Comment:  I seldom eat fast food. Most places serve crap. The Picklewich gave me another reason why you won't see me at a JJ.  I have eaten at Jimmy Johns a few times and have never, ever had a good sandwich. The last time I ate there I ordered a tuna sandwich. I took one bite out of it and threw it away. It was the most gawd-awful thing I've ever shoved in my mouth. And, I've eaten gas station sushi and survived... so that should tell you how bad the sandwich was. Besides, I don't like pickles...except bread & butter pickles. I do like those and will put them on sammiches I make at home. So suck it JJ and your giant pickle monster. 

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