EVENING NIGHTCAP: Congrats To Grazer The Bear. Fall Fashuun Trend - Cheetah Print.

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►  In case you missed the memo (like I did), "Fat Bear Week" has ended. For the second year in a row, the gorgeous McFattie brown bear named "Grazer" won. She beat out her nemesis and fan favorite "Chunk" to win the crown of Royal Fatness. The online contest is sponsored by Alaska's Katmai National Park & Preserve. They created the annual event to celebrate the awesomeness of these majestic creatures who work hard to stay alive by putting on the pounds in preparation for winter hibernation. A park spokesho said, "all the bruins (bears) in this year's bracket did an admirable job of packing on the pounds". Congrats to Grazer!  Read More

In this photo provided by the National Park Service is Grazer, the winner of the 2023 Fat Bear Contest, at Katmai National Park in Alaska on Sept. 14, 2023.
Grazer, the brown bear winner of 2024 Fat Bear Week. Photo: F. Jimenez/National Park Service/AP/NPR.com

Comment: Grazer gave birth to 2 cubs this past spring. She's one helluva of a hard working mom. Raising 2 tots and making sure they weren't hang out with the bad crowd of errant raccoons who talk smack about the elks. Plus, working her ass off hunting salmon. Kudos to Grazer for doing it all while looking fabulous. She deserves the crown. Own it! Wear it!

a man in a suit and tie is wearing a crown and says `` wear the crown be the crown you are the crown ''


► Since PW Manor readers are avid fashionistas, it's important to know what to wear when you sashay into a Dunkin Donuts. You want to make an impressive entrance that screams, "I've arrived".  Every few years the fashuun world decides to trot out a dead animal skin pattern and pass it off as haute couture. This year the unlucky winner is...drum roll please...CHEETAH PRINTS!  Fashion experts are saying that cheetah prints are the hawt thing to wear this fall. They're calling it the "new neutral". Huh? What does that even mean?  To me, neutral is beige, black, or white. Maybe gray. Anyhoo, below are examples of cheetah-pattern frocks celebs are being paid to wear  to convince us we need this in our lives. The only cheetah-inspired item I need in my life is a bag of Cheetos..preferably the crunchy type.   Read More

 a woman is sitting on a couch holding a bag of cereal over her head

Comment: WTF is going with Rhianna and the Party City wig she's wearing. Why is she wearing torn pantyhose? I adore Lupita but this look - nope! The dress just hangs on her like a  wild kingdom dish rag. Heidi Klum...aye dios mio! That dress is giving me hooker at a Fred Flinstone theme party.  Eva Mendes' big hair, big sunglasses, big dress...it's a big ol' mess. But I do like her coat so that's my say something nice. JLo's "I'm about to push out a fart" pose is cringey. Seeing JLo dressed head to toe in cheetah print makes me wish a taxidermist would cart her away.

See How Stars Style the Cheetah Print Trend Paige DeSorbo Eva Mendes More
L to R:  Rhianna, Lupita, and Kit Keenan. Photo:Getty / US Weekly
See How Stars Style the Cheetah Print Trend Paige DeSorbo Eva Mendes More
Heidi Klum. Photo: Axelle/Bauer Griffin/Film Magic/US Weekly
See How Stars Style the Cheetah Print Trend Paige DeSorbo Eva Mendes More
Eva Mendes. Photo: Gotham/GC Images/US Weekly
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Jennifer Lopez. Photo: Interview Magazine

 a woman in a leopard print shirt is making a funny face and the word embarrassing is on her shirt

 

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