EVENING NIGHTCAP: Former CEO Of Abercrombie & Fitch Is In Deep Shit. Aaron Rodgers Must Be Hungry. Pallet Cleanser: Pandas!
Heads Up: Tonight's theme is "icky people" with a gross factor of 10+. If you have a weak stomach, you may want to just skip to the comments or scroll to the pallet cleanser of pandas playing. Awwe..they're so darn cute!
► Looks like we have a contender for Shit Bag of the Month. The former CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch has been slapped with 16 federal charges that range from sex trafficking, international prostitution, to shitty plastic surgery and picket fence veneers. Just look at his photo! The dude looks like his face was dunked in a deep fat fryer. According the the filing, he and his BFF, Matthew Smith, used their wealth and position in the company to lure very young men with the promise of modeling careers by forcing them to engage in "sex events" that are too lewd and disgusting for me to describe. The men were given drugs, booze, Viagra and other substances and forced to participate...or else. This shit stain and his side kick had been under investigation for a while since the rumors about his behavior was an open secret within the industry. Read More & Gag
Comment: I never wore A&F. I associated their clothes with dickwad preppies, frat brats, and sorority queen bees. Their clothes are expensive and not well made. Why would I pay $75 for a beige t-shirt when I can go to Tarjaaay and buy one for $20? IMO, the best punishment for Mike Jeffries and Matthew Smith is to participate a game with Jigsaw. Let the punishment fit the crime.
Mike Jeffries, former CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch. Photo: Michael Loccisano/Getty Images/ HuffPost.com |
► Football quarterback Aaron Rodgers has said and done some really stupid shit to disqualify himself from ever winning a Mensa trophy. Well, he has outdone himself with his latest display of moronitis. During a football game with the Pittsburgh Steelers, Aaron was sitting on the sidelines when he decided to go mining for gold while million of TV viewers watched. Sucio! As if he couldn't get any grosser, he then proceeded to munch on his bounty as gleefully as a kid who was given a Twinkie. Read More
Comment: What's next Aaron? Pick out ear wax and make a candle out of it? Or search for dingleberries in your underwear? I wonder what Olivia Munn and Shailene Woodly think about him now.
► After the stories above, we need a pallet cleanser. Here are some cute pandas playing. BTW, Washington, DC recently welcomed 2 new pandas, so it's great timing to cleanse our eyeballs and brains. Plus, with the POTUS election in 2 weeks, we need something cute, calming, and soothing.
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