EVENING NIGHTCAP: Subliminal Porn Message On Shirt? Wanted: Someone To Host The Oscars.

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► The contract relationship between Tay-Tay and football's Ron Burgundy (Govt Name: Travis Kelce) was on overdrive this past weekend as they clomped around NYC with Ryan Reynolds and Blake Unlively.  The paps caught the quad entering a restaurant with Tay-Tay subtly earning an easy paycheck for her Dior product placements.That's not what caught my eye. What did was the design on Travis's shirt. If you take a close look, it depicts Greco-Rubenesque looking figures fornicating and another patting the other on the ass. He must have purchased it from Open Fans new line of subliminal raunchy men's wear. I'm surprised the SM sleuths didn't pick up on this. You be the judge.  Read More

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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Photo: GC Images/Page Six

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Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. Photo: Blayzer/Backgrid/Page Six
 

Comment: Ryan Reynolds looks like he'd rather be bowling or at home pitching Mint Mobile via text messages and not strolling the streets with his media thirsty wife. The gif below is the face I imagine he makes when he has to listen to her drone on and on about being BFF of Tay-Tay. Back to Travis:  I gotta hand it to him and his family. They are shamelessly and whorerinfingly milking their 15 minutes of fame from the Tay-Tay contract for everything they can. I'll be glad when he and his entire family along with the Mahomes disappear to obscurity.

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►  It's that time of year for organizers of the Academy Awards to grovel and plea for someone to host the Oscars on March 2. In a preemptive strike, Jimmy Kimmel (who has hosted it 3 times) said nope.  Supposedly John Mulaney was   approached but he declined. Rumor has it the dynamic duo bromance of Deadpool and Wolverine (Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman) are on top of the list. Some are saying the reason behind this is to boost their profiles & chances of getting an award nomination. The word on the street is that Disney & Marvel are planning on launching a shameless campaign a la "AnnE Hathaway style" to get them nominated for Oscars: Ryan for Best Actor and Hugh for Best Supporting Actor. What better way to suck up to the Academy than to agree to be hosts.  We'll see if this plan plays out. Other names being tossed around include Will Ferrell, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and Amy Pohler.  Read More

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Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool and Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. Photo: Everett Collection/Deadline.com

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 Comment: I doubt Amy Pohler would do it without Tina Fey.  If Ryan and Hugh do end up being the hosts, it will be 4 hours of Ryan smirking at the cameras in "Deadpool" character while Hugh twirls, dances, and frolics on stage Macarena style. I also predict Blake Lively will sneak on stage at least a dozen times and try to sneak off with an Oscar. Gag.


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