OPEN POST: This Couch

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This damn couch. What the hell kind of chokehold did this couch have over us back in the day? You had one, your grandma had one, even your beer-guzzling, short-shorts wearing, porn-mustachioed cool uncle had one. And they all had a cigarette burn hole in them somewhere, even if no one smoked! Sigh, what I wouldn't give to go back in time and park my ass on one of these gaudy abominations again. *wipes tear*

Jessica Diane, lurking outside OP

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