Caption This! Winners for 11/4

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 Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

1st Place:
  • skinnymalinky
    • "AI: Plant that ass here."
2nd Place:
  • Ice Bear
    • "Is that a root in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
3rd Place:
  • Bleecker
    • "What happened when the Kardashians donated their overinflated asses to science. 'We figured compost was the best option, though we had to filter out the silicone,' said the lead scientist."



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