EVENING NIGHTCAP: Connor Is A POS. Highland Baby Cows...weee! Henry Is A Good Dad.

 

 

 

► Mixed martial arts fighter, Connor McGregor, who is Ireland's answer to Darwin's missing link, has been found guilty of sexual assault and being an all around ahole. In a civil lawsuit, an Irish jury awarded $257,000 (or 248,000 euros) to the victim. The incident happened in December 2018 when the victim and Connor met at a party in Dublin. Connor was still reeling from a fight loss 2 months earlier and it's suspected he took it out on the victim. According to the paramedic who treated the victim he had never seen such "intense bruising". As expected, Connor is appealing and is calling the victim a liar and claims it was consensual boinking that got "a little rough". Just what you'd expect this degenerate chromosome deficient neanderthal to say.  Read More

Comment: We have a contender for PW Manor's November Shit Bag of the Month. He'll have to campaign hard against the other cretins selected by our editorial knitting circle.
 

Connor McGregor. Photo: Brian Lawless/PA via AP/ESPN.com

 

► Sometimes a kid doesn't want to go to bed and you're left rolling your eyes and biting your tongue as you lose patience. You want to scream, "just go to bed already" but you don't cause you're a good parent. Or in my case, a good babysitter. I only babysat once and that was enough. I did it as a favor for my parents.  Imagine trying to put three baby Highland calves to sleep who have a bedtime routine consisting of tap dancing like a cast member of the Riverdance having an attack of the zoomies. This is what Katie Van Slyke has to put up with as the owner of 3 Highland calves: Peanut, Pepper, and Pearl. Awwwe...what cute names! Katie calls their bedtime hoof stomping square dancing "Tippy Tappies". Its loud and udderly utterly adorable.  Read More and Video Link

Comment:  The video melted my cold, jaded heart. They're so darn cute! My dog's bedtime routine is nowhere near as cute as Peanut, Pepper, and Pearl. My dog demands that I fluff up her doggie bed pillow and blanket. Once that's done, I have to tuck her in. She has me well trained. 

Baby Highland calf. Photo: Pethelpful via Yahoo.com

► During a recent podcast "What In The Winkler", Henry Winkler and his daughter, Zoe (44) were reminiscing about career opportunities she was contemplating after college.  Zoe recalled that she wanted to be a contestant on The Bachelorette until Henry put an end to that nonsense. He said, "I did it for your own protection".  Zoe then brought up another reality TV opportunity that involved a show with America's golden shower queen, Kim Kardtrashkan. Henry put the kibosh on that when the producer reached out to him to recruit Zoe.  Zoe recalled the producer came over their house and Henry met with him outside and said "it is so lovely that you're here, I can suggest some really good restaurants, but my daughter is not doing your show." Slam! That's how you tell someone to piss off in a nice way.  In case you're wondering, Zoe is now a teacher and she said it's been a dream career. Henry raised her right. That's a good dad for you. Read More

Henry Winkler with Zoe and son Max. Photo: L. Cohen/WireImage/FoxNews

Comment: I cannot imagine how pissed Henry would have been if Zoe had done a reality show with the Kardtrashkan. She would have debased herself all in the name of fast fame. Let's not think about what momager from hell Kris Jenner would have done to Zoe when she got her talons in her. Yuck! Zoe is proud that her dad was looking out for her best interest which is hard to do when you're dealing with a 23 year old at the time who was being influenced by the glitz and glamor of the Hollywood cesspool.