EVENING NIGHTCAP: It's About Damn Time! Sabrina's DD. JLo's 2024 Recap Video. Happy New Year.
► Today is the last day of 2024 and it's fitting that, after 8 years of fighting and endless legal bills, Angelina and Brad are officially divorced. They have been squabbling over everything, from their winery, houses, custody of James Haven's & his lip gloss collection, to custody of kids - which is a hilarious since the kids now range in age from 16 to 23. That's how long this damn divorce has been dragging on. These 2 have been fighting each other longer than they were together. I admire their dedication to being spiteful and petty. Despite being officially divorced, they still have to figure out what to do with the winery. I say give it to James Haven so he can have something to do besides ride the coattails of Angelina. Read More
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| Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Photo: Amy Sussman/Wire Image; Steve Granitz/Wire Image//People.com |
Comment: Since they filed for divorce 8 years ago, the USA has had 2 presidents, the world experienced a global pandemic, TikTok was launched, and AI has become the norm. That's how long their BS has been going on. Brad can now pursue his dream of being the most shallow beige person on the planet; and Angelina can "reinvent" herself again as the patron saint of personal drama.
► Sabrina Carpenter and Dunkin Donuts (DD) have collaborated on a new drink that officially launched today. The concoction is called, "Sabrina's Brown Sugar Shakin' Espresso". It will be available for a limited time. The swill is part of a new campaign DD is launching with the over-exposed, over-hyped singer cosplaying Marilyn Monroe. Oh, DD...you're so clever calling it "Shake That Ess". A spokesho for the company slurped out this statement: Read More
"The handcrafted iced beverage combines Dunkin’s bold espresso, brown sugar notes, and oatmilk, shaken to perfection. The result is a deliciously frothy, subtly sweet sip ready to kick off 2025 in style. The launch is celebrated through Dunkin’s playful new ad campaign, Shake That Ess’, starring the espresso expert and bringing Sabrina’s burst of personality and trademark humor into the Dunkin’ cinematic universe".
Comment: I don't drink iced coffee so I'm not trying this. IMO, coffee should be served hot. I'm
sure Ben Affleck will be zipping into his nearest DD to try it. He's overdue
for a DD photo op. BTW, the commercial is below.
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| Photo: Dunkin Donuts.com |
► Jennifer Lopez-(Almost Cruz)-Noa-Judd-(Almost Affleck)-Anthony-(Almost Rodriguez)-Affleck-TBD released a video on IG that recaps her shitty 2024. She's calling it "This Is Me...Now". Ah, how cute...she's using the same title of her failed album and tour. JLo is as original as a nose hair. Notably absent from the video is husband #4, Bennito Affleck. The video is her narcissistic way to tell the world that she's still fabulous despite her film career in ruins, her music career in shambles, a cancelled world tour because no one wants to see her, and a personal life that resembles a game of drunk Jenga. Read More
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| Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, 2024. Photo: Economic Times.com |
Comment: In case you're wondering who Cruz is in that shopping list of failed engagements & marriages: David Cruz was her high school sweetheart. They were engaged when her career was just starting out. In 1997, they broke up when she hit the jackpot with the movie, Selena.
► As 2024 comes to an end, I want to say "Thank You" for being such gracious readers of PW Manor. Your encouragement and words of support for my nonsensical musings about pop culture, society, and whatever else is jumbling around my head means a lot to me. I really appreciate it. Here's to a happy 2025 and that good things await you and the world. Peace and happiness to all!
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