OPEN POST: Book Recommendations with Sebastian!

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It's been a hell of a week, Peckerdears, wouldn't you say? I don't know about you, but for me, my favorite way to take the edge off is by snuggling up with a good book (ok, it's actually with booze and good dick but let's just pretend it's not for one sec, ok?). That's why I'm here to recommend my favorite book, literary masterpiece, Doing Shady Shit with My Cat! 

A timeless classic, Shady Shit follows the story of small-town kinder-hellion Trixie Dix and her shifty black pussy, Krystal, as they unleash pure scampish fuckery on those who have wronged them. And by wronged I mean being tacky and boring! You thought Trixie was carrying a jar of fireflies? Ha! Those are VERY angry East Asian murder hornets - and let me tell you, they know a fake Bottega Veneta Andiamo Intreccitao Shoulder Bag when they see one!



Anyhor, I don't wanna give away too much, so I'll just leave it at that. Happy Friday, hookers!


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