EVENING NIGHTCAP: SJP Hates Beige. Cute Overload! A Bowl Of Humiliation & Pettiness.

 

 

► The only game that mattered last night was Puppy Bowl XXI. Can you believe it has been 21 years since this adorable show has aired?  Anywoof, after lots of butt sniffing, the occasional slobbering over the water bowl, and numerous touch downs, Team Fluff was crowned the winner. Leading the winning team  to victory were Smoosh, a Pekingese, and Abigail, a Labrador Retriever mix. These 2 fur balls tagged team as the canine version of Thelma & Louise as they went on a cross-country trip eluding the referees. The game awarded the MVP (most valuable puppy) to Foxtrot; and the Underdog Award went to Mercury. Congrats! Read More  

Comment: I still remember watching the first Puppy Bowl.  I'm glad to see that 21 years later, it's still as popular as ever. I'm all for good causes that bring attention to animals and encourages people to adopt from shelters. Shelter doggies and kitties need and deserve a good home.

Puppy Bowl XXI. Photo: John Novak/Animal Planet/ Variety. com

► On her podcast, Are You A Charlotte?, actress Kristin Davis shared a story of how much My Little Ponty (Govt Name: Sarah Jessica Parker or SJC) despised the beige bridesmaid dress she had to wear for the wedding of Kristin's character (Charlotte) to Trey MacDougal (played by Kyle MacLachlan) on Sex & The City.  Kristin claims that to this day SJP is still pissed that she had to wear a beige dress. It probably distracted viewers from her golden mane and manicured hoofs. Oh the horror of having to wear beige Vera Wang!  Kristin said:  Read More

“Sarah did not want to wear beige at Charlotte's wedding,” Davis recalled of filming the wedding scenes, which guest and SATC showrunner Michael Patrick King called "one of the longest days of my life."And then SJP goes and cuts up the Vera Wang dress," King added. "She hates it. She didn't wanna wear beige so much, she cut it up and started putting tartan pieces on it because Trey was wearing a kilt. "She was out of her mind," Davis said. "At one point, she came to me and she was like, 'I don't understand…' And I'm like, 'But, it's Charlotte's wedding. Of course, you'd be wearing beige — matching. I mean, I don't understand what you don't understand.'" 

Sex & The City - Charlotte's wedding featuring the beige bridesmaid dress. Photo: HBO/Courtesy Everett/Entertainment Weekly.com

Comment:  SJP made an average of $3.4 million / per episode of SATC. For that kind of money, she should  be grateful and STFU.  Before landing the SATC gig, she was irrelevant and a forgotten actress from the 1980's. If someone was paying me that kind of money, I would wear a potato sack,   a chicken on my head...and not bitch about it. In case you're interested:  for the first SATC movie, SJP made $15 million; and for the 2nd movie $20 million. She's currently making $1 million / per episode for the reboot crapfest, Just Like That. 

 

►  The 59th Superbowl turned into what I'm calling a bowl of pettiness and humiliation - and I'm for it.  First, the humiliation. The Kansas City Chiefs, led by the overexposed, attention seeking divas known as Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce had their asses handed to them by the Philadelphia Eagles. Yay! Then, the crowd booed Tay-Tay when the camera panned to her. People are speculating she was booed because everyone is fed up with the faux romance between her and Travis and the non-stop 24/7 media coverage. Others are saying it was because the Felon In Chief was at the game and she didn't support him. The Superbowl crowd was comprised of filthy rich people who probably voted for the orange turd. The final humiliation was the suit Travis Kelce wore to the game. He looked like a vanilla Huggy Bear from Starsky & Hutch. Or a 1970's adult film director who trolls bus stations for "talent" and refers to himself Leisure Suit Larry. Now to the pettiness: That came during the half time show. Kendrick Lamar decided to up the ante on his feud with Wheel Chair Jimmy (Govt Name: Drake).  Kendrick dissed Drake by performing, "Not Like Us" and brought Drake's ex-GF, Serena Williams, on stage. Ooooh...the burn! The pettiness!  Read More

Comment: Okay Drake, it's your turn. Let's see how you will respond. We're waiting.  Meanwhile, countdown to Tay-Tay and Travis ending their fauxmance in 3....2....1.  I smell a break up by early summer.

L: Kendrick Lamar with Serena Williams at Superbowl; insert photo of Drake. Photo: Daily Mail

Travis Kelce arriving to Superbowl. Photo: Getty Images / WWD.com