OPEN POST: Birds Are Little Sh*ts! Prove Me Wrong!

Have you ever met a bird who isn't annoying? They're rats with wings, to be honest. You know the ones I'm talking about. The ones that cheep-cheep-cheep outside your window in the middle of the night so you can't sleep - and, yes, they're doing it on purpose. Why? Because they are cunts, Maryann, they're just cunts. Or the ones that dookie-bomb your car windshield or even your head if their aim is particularly good that day. Or how about the ones that decimate your fruit trees, because, at heart, they are greedy little cockwads with feathers. I stand by this and can't be swayed.

Peckerwood's Weekly Lunocracy Post is RIGHT HERE.