OPEN POST: What the Hell is All This?
And here I am worried wearing skinny jeans will make me look silly.
Peckerwood's Weekly Lunocracy Post is RIGHT HERE.
And here I am worried wearing skinny jeans will make me look silly.
OPEN POST: The Burbank Butt-Sniffer Strikes Again!
"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!" If you've ever heard the phrase, "The nose knows" and wondered to yourself, "What exactly DOES the nose know?" , be sure as fuck not to ask this guy! That's because he's the Burbank Serial Butt-Sniffer, otherwise known as Calese Carron Crowder, and he's got a really shitty way of getting information. First arrested in 2023 for sniffing ass at Barnes and Noble, he was arrested again last week for sniffing ass at Walmart - fucking WALMART, where all of the ass I've ever smelled was against my will! Can you even imagine?? I can, I did, and I wish I hadn't! Anyhor, his bail is set at $100,000, and he's expected to go before a judge today. Let's just hope Goopy isn't inspired with any new ideas...
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