Caption This! Winners for 3/27

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

1st Place:

  • Bangsue
    • "Without nipples, these two are pointless."
2nd Place:
  • skinnymalinky
    • "Double D-bags."
3rd Place:
  • Asparagus Pee Hearts Gnocchi
    • "Katie Price's boobs have finally become sentient and are moving to West Hollywood.'




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