EVENING NIGHTCAP: George Embraces Clairol #5MB. Paris Fashuuun Week. FloriDuh Man Games Return.

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► George Clooney who fancies himself as a modern day Cary Grant sans talent and the dashing looks, has ditched the silver fox hair. To prepare for his role as Edward R. Murrow on Broadway, Georgie debuted his new hair color. He skipped his way to the nearest CVS with a handful of coupons (just like our savvy coupon queens of PW Manor) and bought himself a box of Clairol Nice & Easy #5MB Medium Chestnut Brown. Georgette wouldn't dare buy "Just For Men". That's too low brow for him. It's Clairol or nothing! Below is a photo. The way he's dressed with his new sassy brown hair color, he's giving me vibes of high school lacrosse coach in the throngs of a midlife crisis. Read More


Comment: That's not a good shade of brown. I figured he'd pick something with warm undertones like caramel or honey. Then again, I have no idea WTF I'm talking about since I don't dye my hair. Back in middle school I dyed my hair using KoolAid. I was going to a rave party and wanted to round-out my punk / new wave look.  It turned out awful but at least my hair smelled like fruit rollups.  Anyhoo, I hope Georgina didn't take hair coloring tips from Rudy Ghouliani (typo stays). 

George Clooney pictured with brown hair wearing leather jacket and cream slacks in New York City
George Clooney debuts new hair color. Photo: BrosNYC/Backgrid/Hola Magazine.com   

 a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of an american flag .

► Paris Fashion Week is taking place this week. As expected, the outrageous designs didn't disappoint. Do these designers really think the average schmuck will wear this junk let alone afford it? Since PW Manor readers are astute fashionistas, below are some of the suckiest frocks that rolled down the runaway or graced the backs of celebs who were paid beaucoup bucks to embarrass themselves for an easy paycheck. Read More 

Image: Aurora Dresses / IG

Comment:  Cate Blanchette was promoting Hodakova by wearing a top made of 102 spoons. Yes, those are real spoons. And no, I have no idea if they're dirty and crusted over with dried food bits. I'm all for recycling but wearing spoons as a top? Nope. Besides, try going through airport security with that outfit. Hodokova continued in the WTF fashion by dressing up a model in a cello. A damn cello! I hope there's a trap door for her to pee from. Katie Holmes - aye Dios mio! She cannot dress for shit and once again, we have proof. Her suit was made from a tattered sail that washed up ashore in the sequel to Cast Away for Tom Hanks to use as leisure suit for Wilson. And, WTF is up with her crooked toes? If your toes look like gnarly timber, don't wear sandals. Chappell Roan should really talk to director Tim Burton and get cast in whatever project he's working on. She's dressed like an intergalactic zombie corpse bridesmaid.

Cate Blanchett's Hodakova halter-neck top was made from 102 vintage silver spoons.
Cate Blanchette wearing Hodokova at Paris Fashion Week 2025. Photo: Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/Film Magic/Getty Images/CNN.com
The final look at the Hodakova show was a hollowed-out cello.
A model wearing a cello by Hodokova at Paris Fashion Week, 2025. Photo: Thierry Chesnot/Getty Images/CNN.com
Katie Holmes, Paris Fashion Week 2025
Katie Holmes at Paris Fashion Week, 2025. Photo: Dave Bennett/Getty Images/Eonline.com
Chappell Roan, Paris Fashion Week 2025
Chappell Roan at Paris Fashion Week, 2025. Photo: Swan Gallett/WWD via Getty Images/Eonline.com

  a man in a suit says this is one of the most hideous garments i have ever seen

► Florida Man Games, which made its debut last year as a way to honor all the stupid shit that comes from that state, returned over the weekend bigger and tackier than ever. This year's events included: Evading Arrest Obstacle Course, Weaponized Pool Noodle Mud Duel, Eat the Butt (as in eating a platter of pork butt...so get your filthy mind out of the gutter), and Hurricane Party Grocery Aisle Brawl. Below is a trailer for the event.  Read More 

Comment: Oh FloriDuh, you never disappoint. At least these dumbshits are having a good time at their stupidity and being the embarrassment of the state. I hope next year they have a hanging chad event. 

 a gif of a dog running in the grass at night .

 

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