EVENING NIGHTCAP: Happy Gilmore 2 Trailer. Sorry Chet...Tammy Did It Better. I Heart Radio Awards Fashuuun.

 

► Almost 30 years since the original Happy Gilmore was released, Adam Sandler is taking a cloth to his golf clubs for Happy Gilmore 2. The movie released a trailer and the from the looks of it, Adam seems to be sleepwalking his way around the screen for 1:46 minutes. Plot details haven't been shared (not a good sign). I'm going to take a guess and fill in the holes based on the snoozefest trailer: The city is threatening to raze grandma's house make way for gentrification of the neighborhood. Developers want to put a mix-retail space on grandma's lot that will have a kombucha bar, an Equinox Fitness Club that cost $10,000 to join, a LeCruset shop, and milllion dollar condos on the top floors. This forces Happy to come out of retirement and get back in the game. He struggles to get his golfing mojo back. Along the way, he gets a pep talk from the ghosts of past PGA legends. Happy wins the Master's Tournament and saves grandma's house and the neighborhood. The end. Roll the credits.  In case you care, the movie drops July 25 on Netflix.   Read More

Comment: If the trailer is any indication, the sequel is going to be a letdown. Bummer! I was bored 15 seconds into it.  In addition to Adam Sandler sporting a beard and looking like he'd rather be doing a load of laundry, the movie also includes familiar faces from HG 1 reprising their roles: Christopher McDonald as Shooter McGavin, Julie Bowen as Virginia Venit and Ben Stiller as Hal. Supposedly the movie is going to have a shitload of blink and you missed them celeb appearances including real life golfers Rory McIlroy, Scottie Scheffler, Bryson DeChambeau and John Daly. Oh, there's also Bad Bunny, Travis Kelce, Reggie Bush, some WWE stars, and too many others looking for a screen quickie.

 

► White Boy Summer rapper and family embarrassment (Govt Name: Chet Hanks, son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson) made his talk show appearance debut on the Drew Barrymore Show. Hard to believe this tour de force of embarrassment hasn't appeared on a talk show to discuss whatever yoyo thoughts are rattling in his head. Anyhoo, Chet was there to yap about his role in the series, Running Point.  He wanted to impress Drew, the audience, and make a memorable debut by paying homage to Tammy Cruise's 2005 couch jumping on The Oprah Winfrey Show. Pfft...step aside Chet and let Tammy show you how its REALLY done. Read More 

Comment: Oh Chet, you're such a try-hard schmuck. The dog in the photo below has the right idea but ignoring him doesn't work. We've tried that and he keeps coming back, like a scorching case of dandruff, acne, or a Jehovah's Witness who can't take a hint. 

► The I Heart Radio Awards brought out the worst of the worst when it comes to fashion. What do expect when today's music industry thinks Sabrina Carpenter is the next Joni Mitchell. Below are some of shittier looks that caught my attention as I was eating my bowl of ramen soup.  Read More 

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Comment: JoJo Siwa is the spitting image of the Radio Shack antenna that was on the roof our our house that got tangled with our next door neighbor's laundry. Benson Boone is a mashup of Timothee Chamalamadingdong and Danielle Radcliffe who decided to wear couture from Victor's Secret (the men's version of Victoria Secret). Tori Spelling got confused and thought she was going to Oktoberfest dressed as a whorey version of St. Pauli's Beer fraulein. AJ McLean (of the Backstreet Boys) looks like he left his side hustle as a ticket attendant for the monster truck rally. Robin Thicke still thinks it's 2013 and that people give a shit about him. I think the only reason he showed up was to be a seat filler.  The Fonz (Govt Name: Henry Winkler) and his daughter, Zoe, came from the Sears Portrait Studio wearing their finest family picture attire. 

JoJo Siwa at the 2025 I Heart Radio Awards. Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images/EOnline.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Benson Boone at 2025 I Heart Radio Awards. Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images/EOnline.com

Tori Spelling at the 2025 I Heart Radio Awards. Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images/EOnline.com

AJ McLean at at the 2025 I Heart Radio Awards. Photo: Phillip Faraone/Getty Images/EOnline.com

Robin Thicke at the 2025 I Heart Radio Awards. Photo: Phillip Faraone/Getty Images/EOnline.com

Henry Winkler and Zoe Winkler at the 2025 I Heart Radio Awards. Photo: Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock/EOnline.com

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