OPEN POST: Have A Little Drink On Hump Day!
Are their health benefits to drinking booze? Sure. In moderation, it reduces the risk of developing gallstones, heart attacks and also decreases tension, depression, and self-consciousness, which can prompt one to doff their clothes, give or receive a blowie, give or receive an energetic finger-bang, or flat-out get one's freak on. Or really, just cuddle and coo. All are healthful, all have benefits. And since it's Hump Day, be healthy. Have a little drink. Take off your clothes. But not if you're at the airport or any other public place because that's just tackiness no matter what Selena Gomez says.