Rodney and Joan know that the only cure for the bad news ailing Dick is a nice, tall glass of milk - with an ounce each of vodka and coffee flavored liqueur, poured over ice, of course.
Happy FTS Day, one and all! What's FTS Day, you ask? I'll give you six guesses: Did I just make this holiday up? Yes, but(t) fuck it! Join me in celebrating! To what shit will you say fuck this today?