EVENING NIGHTCAP: Red Carpet Gag. Lizzo Morphs Into BeYAWNce's Cowboy Carter Era.

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► The dirty dish rag known as Billy Ray Cyrus (63) and Elizabeth Hurley (59) made their red carpet debut a couple of days ago at the Palazzo Barberini in Rome. These 2 took the rome out of romance with their pap stroll to announce their "Slumming It" World Tour. Billy dressed liked he should be pan handling and harassing tourists at the Trevi Fountain while Liz reminded me to pick up a bottle of Pepto Bismol the next time I'm at CVS. They were joined by Liz's doppelganger a.k.a. her son, Damian (23). The trio held hands, which is weird to me. Damian is a bit wee-old to be holding on to mommy's hand while she's out on a date, even if it's with the hillbilly crypt keeper.  Read More

COBRA TEAM / BACKGRID From left: Billy Ray Cyrus, Elizabeth Hurley and Damian Hurley in Rome, Italy, on May 24, 2025
Billy Ray Cyrus, Liz Hurley, and Damian Hurley. Photo: Cobra Team/Backgrid/Yahoo.com

Comment: With Liz in the middle, Billy and Damian look like they're getting ready to split a wishbone - and whoever gets the big piece is the winner in this menage-a-barf. The coupling of BRC and Liz is something I'd expect Brooklyn Beckham to concoct if he was a matchmaker. Anyhoo, I hope that Damian secretly gives Billy a makeover. I'd like to see what he actually looks like with the filth scrubbed off, a decent haircut and clothing. I'm sure after Damian is done with him, he'll resemble his mom. BTW, I give BRC and Liz till end of the summer. Neither one of them is a prize. Liz is a habitual bouncer of relationships and BRC is just...ick. Feel free to start a PW Manor betting pool.

a man sitting in front of a laptop with the words i seriously can 't deal with these two

► After a dramatic weight loss and going into hiding for a while due to allegations of being a shitty person, singer Lizzo has debuted her new look. And, she took a page out of BeYAWNce playbook of morphing into a white woman. Lizzo calls it "entering her blonde phase era". I call it entering your career salvaging era. That ratty Party City wig is laughable. I can see the tape and glue. Read More 

Comment: I haven't heard much about what's going on with the lawsuit and allegations against Lizzo. I know she was in damage control for a while. She probably decided to transform herself in hopes of make a career comeback. Good luck with that. Now you look like you should be auditioning for a Real Housewives of Forgotten Celebs. She's achieved Lisa Rinna level of desperation for relevancy.

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Lizzo debuts her new look. Photo: lizzobeeating IG/Page Six

a woman in a black dress says i 'm not impressed in a living room

 

 

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